Hey, it’s Ryan Reynolds
and I am honored to introduce Walker Scobell,
one of my co-stars in Netflix’s upcoming movie
The Adam Project.
Thanks, Ryan.
The Adam Project is a
time-travel, action adventure where I play a
character named Adam and Walker
has the unenviable task
of having to play a younger version of me.
Wasn’t that hard.
He just plays himself mostly.
Precious, aren’t they?
Anyway, we’re here to introduce the…
WAIT! WAIT!
Have you introduced the trailer yet?
No.
Are you…
Yeah.
I’m future you.
I come from the future after this trailer launch
and I’ll tell you something, man…
it is not good.
The trailer’s not good?
No, the trailer is great.
This kid…
I know. He’s such an *******.
The trailer’s so good
that it sets off an unexpected series of events.
Mark Ruffalo…
Who plays our dad...
Yeah,
he sees a surge in search volume
and then people misspell his name and type 'Buffalo'
and then Buffalo, New York explodes in popularity
and Canada gets jealous
and they kidnap Mark Ruffalo.
That’s so Canada.
Oh, it gets so much worse.
Zoe Saldana…
Who plays our love interest.
Your love interest…
Obviously. Obviously.
Pull your heads out of your ass.
The trailer, it sparks curiosity in future weaponry.
She becomes a physicist
and creates a massive time bomb
that can explode in the past.
That’s cool.
Oh.
It’s cool?
She wipes out Canada from ever existing.
Sucks for you.
What is it about Canada?
Is Jennifer Garner okay?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, no, no. She’s great.
Yeah. Don’t worry about her.
Oh, she really is just the best.
She’s amazing.
She really is.
Hmm!
…Jennifer.
Anyway, let's focus.
I’m glad that I got here in time.
We cannot launch the trailer tomorrow.
The best time to launch the trailer
will be after…
Wait...no!
Go..whoa!
Come on!
You gotta be kidding me!
*** **** IT!
What?
You really do just play yourself.
You shut your little child-actor mouth.