>> Stephen: FOLKS, IT'S CHRISTMAS SEASON AT THE
WHITE HOUSE WHERE THIS WEEKEND THEY
CONTINUED TO THROW PACKED HOLIDAY PARTIES WITH UNMASKED
GUESTS.
I HOPE THEY MAKE THE MOST OF CHRISTMAS, BECAUSE NEW YEARS IS
GONNA BE A PARTY IN THE I.C.U.
OF COURSE, THE WHITE HOUSE ALREADY KICKED OFF THE HOLIDAYS
BY UNVEILING FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP'S CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.
AND FOLLOWING YEARS OF CONTROVERSIAL CHOICES, THIS YEAR
SHE WENT WITH SOMETHING TRULY UNEXPECTED: CHRISTMAS
DECORATIONS.
AND THE FIRST LADY ALSO RELEASED HER USUAL HOLIDAY VIDEO WHERE
SHE WANDERS AROUND THE WHITE HOUSE, LOOKING AT DECORATIONS
ALL BY HERSELF.
IT'S LIKE A SCENE FROM A "HOME ALONE" MOVIE, BUT WITH FEWER
APPEARANCES BY THE PRESIDENT.
ANTICIPATION FOR THESE DECORATIONS WAS HIGHER THAN
USUAL THIS YEAR, BECAUSE THE DAY BEFORE SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH
COVID, A WOMAN WHO PRETENDED TO BE HER FRIEND RELEASED SECRETLY
RECORDED CONVERSATIONS IN WHICH THE FIRST LADY CHANNELS
HER INNER GRINCH.
>> THEY SAY I'M COMPLICIT.
I'M THE SAME LIKE HIM, I SUPPORT HIM.
I DON'T SAY ENOUGH, I DON'T DO ENOUGH--
>> NO, NOPE.
>> WHERE I AM.
I PUT-- I'M WORKING LIKE A-- MY ASS OFF AT--
>> I KNOW.
>> -- CHRISTMAS STUFF, THAT YOU KNOW WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT
CHRISTMAS STUFF AND DECORATION?
>> STEPHEN: OKAY, SOUNDS BAD, BUT THE PRESIDENT WAS RIGHT:
WE'RE SAYING CHRISTMAS AGAIN.
SHE DIDN'T SAY "WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT HAPPY HOLIDAY
STUFF."
SO, HAS THE FIRST LADY FOUND THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON?
HERE TO TELL US VIA SATELLITE FROM WASHINGTON, PLEASE WELCOME
MELANIA TRUMP!
MADAME FIRST LADY, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME.
>> MERRY HELLO AND VERY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, STEPHEN!
>> STEPHEN: AND TO YOU.
I HAVE TO ASK ABOUT HOSTING ALL THESE HOLIDAY PARTIES AT THE
WHITE HOUSE.
AREN'T YOU WORRIED YOUR GUESTS COULD GET SICK?
>> OH, WHO DOESN'T WAKE UP A LITTLE SICK AFTER A GOOD PARTY?
BESIDES, I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED NAUSEA A SIDE EFFECT OF SPENDING
AN EVENING WITH MY HUSBAND.
HEY-OH!
>> STEPHEN: OKAY.
GOOD.
( GAGGING ) >> Stephen: NOW I SEE YOUR
TREES THERE.
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU WENT WITH MORE TRADITIONAL DECORATIONS THIS
YEAR?
>> YES, AFTER YEARS OF BUYING SPOOKY DECORATIONS FROM THE
HALLOWEEN STORE, I FINALLY WANTED TO EXPRESS THE REAL
MELANIA.
SO, I TOOK THESE BEAUTIFUL, PERFECTLY HAPPY TREES, DRAGGED
THEM INTO THE WHITE HOUSE, AND COVERED THEM IN GLITZ SO YOU
DON'T REALIZE THEY'RE SLOWLY DYING INSIDE.
>> STEPHEN: WELL, IT LOOKS GREAT.
AND I'M ACTUALLY CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHRISTMAS.
BECAUSE THAT TAPE OF YOU REALLY MADE IT SOUND LIKE YOU DON'T
CARE FOR IT.
>> STEPHEN, THAT TAPE WAS JUST "LOCKER ROOM TALK."
BESIDES, I WAS JUST QUOTING FROM MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS CAROL.
♪ WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT CHRISTMAS?
♪ YES, WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT CHRISTMAS?
OH, WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT CHRISTMAS STUFF
AND DECOR-A-TIONS ♪ >> Stephen: AS BEAUTIFUL AS
THAT WAS -- AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY LOVELY -- I WANT TO
POINT OUT THOSE ARE NOT THE LYRICS TO THE SONG.
>> OH, REALLY?
THEN WHY IS IT ON MY ALBUM "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SECRETLY
RECORDED CHRISTMAS!"?
>> STEPHEN: OKAY, SWITCHING GEARS: THERE ARE RUMORS THAT
YOU'RE TAKING MEETINGS WITH PUBLISHERS.
ARE YOU WRITING A BOOK?
>> YES, I AM HARD AT WORK ON MY WHITE HOUSE MEMOIR.
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME?
>> STEPHEN: UM...
>> "MY FAMILY LIVED IN THE SOUTH SHORE NEIGHBORHOOD OF CHICAGO,
IN A TIDY BRICK BUNGALOW THAT BELONGED--
>> STEPHEN: MADAM FIRST LADY, YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
THAT'S CLEARLY PLAGIARIZED FROM MICHELLE OBAMA'S MEMOIR
"BECOMING."
>> HOW DARE YOU!
THAT IS FROM MY BOOK: "HASHTAG-BE-BEST-COMING."
IT'S GOING TO BE A BE-BESTSELLER.
CALL ME, OPRAH BOOK CLUB!
>> STEPHEN: OKAY, NOW THERE ARE RUMORS THAT UNLIKE THE PRESIDENT
YOU'VE ACCEPTED THE ELECTION RESULTS AND JUST WANT TO MOVE
ON?
>> YES, STEPHEN.
IT'S LIKE I KEEP TELLING MY HUSBAND: DONALD, IT'S OVER.
WE BOTH KNOW IT ENDED AWHILE AGO. NOW WE JUST NEED TO ACCEPT
THAT AND KEEP GOING UNTIL THE PRENUP
RUNS OUT.
>> Stephen: VERY ROMANTIC.
IN THAT CASE, WITH JUST A FEW WEEKS LEFT IN
THE WHITE HOUSE, ARE THERE ANY OTHER FINAL THINGS YOU HOPE TO
ACHIEVE AS FIRST LADY?
>> PARDON ME, STEPHEN?
>> STEPHEN: I SAID, "ARE THERE ANY OTHER FINAL THINGS--"
>> NO, I HEARD YOU.
BEFORE LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE, I WANT MY HUSBAND TO PARDON ME.
I CAN'T GO TO JAIL!
I DON'T WANT TO SHARE A CELL CAN KAYLIE McINERNY!
>> STEPHEN: FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP, EVERYBODY!
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, STEPHEN!
SEE YOU AT THE PARTIES!
>> STEPHEN: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.
YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT, MA'AM.