The internet has been accused of wrecking many things over the years:
the record industry, Blockbuster Video, travel agents,
road maps, empathy, civilized debate, and porno mags.
One thing it hasn’t killed, though, is the conspiracy theory.
In fact, the internet is breathing new life into some crazy ideas
that have been doing the rounds for centuries.
Do not let them normalize pedophilia!
Well, I don’t know much about the movement,
other than I understand they like me very much.
How QAnon rips off the oldest conspiracy theory in the world.
[Truth Hurts]
On the face of it, QAnon is a Trump-era conspiracy theory.
It’s basically an ever-expanding web of madness
designed to make Trump look as if he’s fighting
a secret global movement of evil child-killers.
Pedophiles from Hollywood, you are on notice!
QAnon is so famous now that even your gran knows about it.
In fact, that’s basically the problem.
Your gran loves QAnon, and so do all her Facebook friends.
But QAnon isn’t as new as you’d imagine.
It’s basically a version of every old conspiracy theory.
And at its heart is a thing called
the most damaging conspiracy theory in history.
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
It’s a book that was read by Hitler
and a book that inspired the 9/11 terrorists.
It is perhaps the most dangerous book ever published,
a crazy lie that has hung over
the head of every single Jewish person ever since.
The book claims to be a real record of a secret meeting.
In this secret meeting,
powerful Jewish people plot to take over the world, secretly start wars,
manipulate banks and media,
and form an eternal one-world government.
Obviously, this is an insane, racist fantasy.
The Protocols...
It was most likely the work of the Russian Empire’s secret police,
looking to whip up support for the tsar
by scapegoating a minority— in this case, Jewish people.
Despite the fact that the vast majority of European Jews
lived in abject poverty,
the existence of a few wealthy Jewish families
was spun into conspiracy theories
of an insular and self-interested Hebrew cabal
out to control the world.
This is all clearly an insane lie.
Unfortunately, the world is a very racist place,
so plenty of people were happy to believe it.
When
it was followed by a wave of violent mob riots
that led to thousands of Jews being killed.
And in America, Henry Ford, the guy who made Ford cars,
gave away half a million copies for free.
More recently, Colonel Gaddafi and Hamas are among those who’ve
used them to bolster anti-Semitic resentment in the Middle East.
And it was even the inspiration for a major Egyptian TV series
as recently as 2012.
The racist Zionist movement devised a plan a long time ago,
even before Christ:
A peaceful Zionist invasion of all the countries of the world,
with a malicious serpent as its symbol.
The lies of
a secret evil group ruling the planet is now fairly common.
It is a center point for many conspiracy theories,
especially QAnon.
[How ‘QAnon’ takes inspiration from
QAnon gospel claims that the world is run by
the families of Hillary Clinton, who isn’t Jewish,
George Soros, who is,
and the Rothschilds, who are as well.
Q says that they run the media, control the banks,
invent wars, and want to start a one-world government.
Sound familiar?
Wake up!
-Save the children! -
But what about QAnon’s claim that these powerful people
also drink the blood of children?
Well, child murder isn’t directly in
but is based on a dark lie which goes hand in hand with
blood libel.
Blood libel is the ancient racist myth spread by the Christian church
that Jewish people brutally murder Christian children
in order to use their blood in religious rituals.
And this is exactly what QAnon claim the Clintons
and their secret society do as well.
Except in the Q story, killing children is about Adrenochrome.
Adrenochrome is a mystical chemical
that Q followers claim flows through children’s veins
that the evil elites drink to get high.
Actual scientists have never seemed massively fussed about Adrenochrome,
but Western counterculture has been mythologizing the stuff
ever since Aldous Huxley wrote about it
while off his face back in 1954.
In
neck pints of milk laced with Adrenochrome
between bouts of ultraviolence.
And in Hunter S. Thompson’s
the character Dr. Gonzo claims it only works
if you get it from the adrenal gland of a living human body.
There is conspiracies that the coronavirus is a cover-up
for what is truly happening right now.
Even over in England, they say that
the queen has been taking this to outstand and live a longer life
and it’s said to give you eternal youth.
During coronavirus lockdown,
QAnon assumed that many celebrities were looking less glam than usual
because the pandemic was cutting off their supply of young blood,
causing them Adrenochrome withdrawal.
Do not let them normalize pedophilia!
Kill Bill Gates! Kill Bill Gates!
Are you a Trump supporter? Yeah, I am, I am.
Yes, I am.
I think we’re all QAnon Zero, most of us.
They take children and they sacrifice these children.
[Who Benefits?]
People in power want their subjects to fantasize about shadowy elites
that don’t exist.
That way, they’re not questioning the power structures that do.
Well, I don’t know much about the movement,
other than I understand they like me very much,
which I appreciate.
You are secretly saving the world from this satanic
cult of pedophiles and cannibals.
Is that supposed to be a bad thing or a good thing?
I mean, you know,
if I can help save the world from problems,
I’m willing to do it.
I’m willing to put myself out there.
And we are, actually.
Some leaders are so bad, so full of lies,
their followers have had to believe in
a legion of secret pedo vampire societies
in order to make their leader look like the goody.