You ever show up late?
No.
Do you drink on the job?
No.
You ever hit anybody?
On the job?
Yeah.
I don’t think so.
Alright then, we don’t have nothing to worry about.
It was like the army. You followed orders. You did the right thing.
A friend of ours is having a little trouble. A friend at the top.
We’re going to war with these people. War!
King Henry!
A king has no friends.
Only followers and foe.
I will come with you.
This country was still great when I came to the throne.
All that’s happened on my watch is the place has fallen apart.
It’s only fallen apart if we say it has.
Watch out for your family.
They mean well.
No they don’t.
We have all made sacrifices. It is not a choice.
It is a duty.
I don't really feel anything anymore.
It's good, not feeling.
It's like a superpower.
You are not normal.
So let’s not pretend to be.
I know what I’m feeling.
And it’s not right at all.
Listen to me. We have been waiting, and we’ve been patient.
We are done being strung along!
I don’t know what you expect me to do.
Please...
Find my son!
I recently realized that the essence of a penguin is the thing that stays true about them in any situation.
Penguins need each other. They look out for the good of the colony.
Hey!
Does it ever occur to you to just leave your brother alone?
Never...
How’s everybody doing tonight?
The songs that withstand the test of time are the ones that are written from the heart.
Hey.
Jesper, we’re doing it!
Let’s go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Wait, wait, wait - time out. Really?
That’s how you laugh?
This place is beautiful.
It’s like the perfect holiday card.
Snow hides a lot. It’s like the space of weather.
You can do a lot worse than this place, trust me.
Anything can happen. Good, bad, anything.
Hi Mom!
How’s safari?
Well, I took a little detour.
This year it’s going to be Christmas in Africa.
Hey New York!
Oh.
I never meant to stay this long.
You’re falling in love...
Huh?
With Africa.
I gotta go start getting these kids into this kind of holiday feeling.
-Can you feel it? -I can feel it.
I’m saying, “Roxy, can you really feel it?!”
Hahahaha!
Apparently Sir Cole believes that he’s a 14th Century Knight.
Sir Cole Christopher Frederick Lions of Narch, at your service.
Oh boy...
You know, this is my favorite day, and I wanted to spend it with my loved ones, and Matt.
It's time for a brand new Christmas episode of Nailed It!
The baking competition show that wants a shiny present under the tree...
but ends up with something smelly in your stocking.
This is Sugar Rush Christmas,
the baking competition where time is the most important ingredient.
[Noel] To truly bowl over the judges...
Ugh, I've made a terrible mess of meself.
...the bakers will need to cram their biscuits with Christmas flavours.
When a woman says "amazing," what she actually means is,
"Oh my god this isn't about me and I don't care and I'm a little insecure about it
but I wanna make sure I'm being a good feminist.”
and saying 'amazing' back when in actuality it's boring." Amazing.
And so once again, I go to my old standby, of Mansplaining.
Take it from me, a man who has also had a baby out of his vagina.
The 36th doughnut, tastes as good as the 1st doughnut.
No difference along the way.
The joy, the joy that I had with the doughnuts... Oh!
After the show, every woman in here will be in line at a bathroom.
I’m 35 years old, never waited in a bathroom line once.
If there was a line at a men’s bathroom, something horrific has happened.
I couldn’t believe it, 39 years old, diagnosed with type 2 Diabetes.
And said, “Is there anything in your diet that might be spiking your blood sugar?”
I said, “Sometimes I eat pizza until I am unconscious.”
Miss, How I Met Your Mother is ending.
Ooooohhhhhh!
You’ll be ok, there’s syndication.
No, I’m not watching reruns! What am I, a shmuck?!
You don’t like green eggs and ham?
No, I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
By the honor of Grayskull! Grayskull!
Are you guys ready?
Yes!
Konnichiwa.
I can not wait to roll up our gorgeous little gay sleeves, and get this ball rolling.
I wish when I was 14, there was a band like Nasty Cherry.
Unashamedly human, real, and also badass.
Isn't it so weird to hear genuinely good news?
It's like...
when you see your favorite celebrity trending on Twitter,
and you're like, "Oh, my God, please don't tell me he just got #MeToo-ed.
Oh, he just died. Thank God.”
Goal!
Mass destruiction. Extremely rapid fire spread.
Resistant to control.
I don’t think we’re going to get out.
Heavenly Father, please help us.
Boom!
I don’t want to die here.
I’m the most spiritual man you ever met in your life.
[narrator] Counterfeit cosmetics are big business.
[narrator] And the consequences can be disastrous.
A majority of counterfeit cosmetics are made actually in clandestine labs,
and some of these labs are completely filthy.