Look at that? He transferred some
ancient Chi
Onto this guy
And it's really funny
Some people call this
A white monkey job he's doing
This guy is very likely in Asia
The white guy
And he's doing white monkey job, basically
he gets paid twice or three times more
to be the uke
So one more time. Look at that!
Maybe his hands just smells really bad, what do you think?
Maybe this master's hand just smells really bad
Oh.
So we have a black belt
Trying to practice fighting against three people.
Multi-attacker scenario
I don't know how he has a black belt.
I don't know how the other people attacking have a black belt.
But this is definitely not going to even prepare you
For fight against one person, man
Yeah, keep blocking with your arms
against their legs
None of them can throw one good kick.
None of them can throw one good kick man
I don't know what we just saw, but...
Guys...this is why
You have to
Check your school right, check its reviews
Check its instructors lineage
Check their sparring, check for this stuff
It's ridiculous, man
The YMCA mcdojo
I'm just kidding, there's legit stuff being taught at the YMCA
That's an insult to the YMCA
Just a McDojo
So this is some
80's aerobics, right
This was the day of Taebo, Taebo was more 90s
This is kind of like aerobics type of
Right? Aerobics type of martial arts.
So
They're standard, they're getting exercise. I don't think these two really think
They're going to be able to learn how to defend themselves from it
They're just trying to do other forms of dancing
Instead of Salsa or Zumba, they're just trying to do martial arts type of dancing
I hope? That's the hope, right?
Maybe they actually think it's self defense.
We have a double leg defense
Or more like, he got a body lock and...
Why guys? Why do you put them into a
Lotus position like that?
Look at that.
Wow
Haha
Oh my goodness guys. First of all, let's break down the first clip.
Watch this part!
Alright, we're going to move frame by frame because
Look at this guy, look at this guy. He's laughing.
He's totally laughing. He knows that this is a joke man.
He's totally laughing. Look at that. He's totally laughing.
Look at that. He's totally laughing. Or is this pain?
I think he's laughing. He knows that this is a joke.
So let's go here.
Oh my goodness.
Again, guys, with the putting them into a lotus position.
If you notice guys, watch this. This is really funny.
Look at that, he gets up to make sure everything is okay.
He's doing it. Like see, he looks at him.
He says, am i doing it correct?
And then he pretends to faint again. Look at that.
That was pretty funny guys.
Martial Arts Humor calls this Wing it Wing Chun
Wing It Chun
I call this drunken monkey
I feel like this guy is our Russian Master's student.
He's like
Instead of being on Vodka, he's on speed or something.
Look at this. Look at this man.
This is kind of awesome. I would not want to mess with this guy at all.
Because I wouldn't know where his strikes are coming from
Right?
Don't do a flip on your head
When you roll backwards don't roll on your neck, roll on your shoulders.
One of the first things I learned in Jiu jitsu
It's like roll on your shoulder, don't roll on your neck.
Oh! Oww, ooww, oww, dude, I'm pretty sure his head just, yeah!!
Guys, he totally just slammed his head!
So that was an okay roll, right? Watch this.
So
And we're going to go frame by frame. Look at this.
His head definitely hit the ground man...dude.
He gave himself a little coup contrecoup.
Rattling...what was that?
Wow
Guys, this is why it's fun to break these down.
Only on Fight Commentary Breakdowns will you see us break these down so...
In detail, right? We're all about detail.
Alright guys, I hear Fight Commentary Breakdowns
Out! I don't know what we watched.
But that was really entertaining. Keep sending us clips, man!
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