Hey guys! Woah, what is happening there?
It's like an antenna
*alien beeping*
Go down! Stop trying to communicate with aliens
*alien beeping*
So, I made the terrible mistake of having a nap at 7 PM
Well, it wasn't meant to be a nap. I just kind of thought I'm a bit tired, I'm just gonna
*dramatic music* Oh No!
So I've woken up and it is now 2:37 AM. So, I thought I'd make the most out of the situation
and create another...
*sung* Sleepless Night with Phil, yeah!
I hope you appreciated that jingle.
How does my duvet manage to do this while I'm unconscious?
It's like it's trying to make itself into a pretzel
I'm gonna put my PJ's on if I'm gonna try and be sleepy
*transition noise* Magical!
What is new? What can we do until I get sleepy?
I could show you my new bookshelf! Have a look at this
*triumphant sound*
I mean, who's in the mood for a bookshelf tour?
I think you are!
So I've got all my anime up at the top, guarded by Ed and Alphonse
then I've got a shelf of stuff.
*whispers* Ow
Bigger box sets there
and then books!
a shelf I don't really know what I'm doing with yet
and then board games at the bottom
Camel Up has revolutionised my world, you have to get it!
*deep voice* Get the game, boy!
So due to my terribly timed nap fest, I missed dinner! Which is the most important thing in my life
Oh, Dan's on holiday by the way, which is why I can be loud
So I've decided to come for a midnight snack, or in my case a 3 AM snack
I'm using a bottle of Tabasco sauce as a tripod, so, this could end badly
the only food that is not in the freezer is...Crumpets!
So I can live out the dream of my British stereotype
So I'm going to make tea and crumpets
that actually works out well though, as I've got this special Erbluh tea
which is probably not how to say it, from my friend for my birthday
Apparently you drop it in this tea pot and then a flower blooms out of it, like an edible Bulbasaur
So let's give this a go
So I'm filling this with boiling water, being careful not to get fifth degree burns
Turns out water is quite heavy on one hand!
Okay, here we go!
Apparently magic is about to happen!
*waiting music*
*more waiting music*
*even more waiting music*
Something's happening! *Children saying Yay!*
This is insane! I feel like Jesus or Gandalf!
It kind of looks like a snail that wants to eat my liver.
*slurping*
I mean, it doesn't look exactly like the box. Let's be honest
But, I am still very excited to drink this tea it is creating
Now I'm going to drink my tea how they drank it in ancient times, from a Jurassic World mug
*sings Jurassic Park theme*
Strong flow!
Woah, there we go
*blimey, more waiting music*
So after sniffing his Corgi *sniffs* the traditional British boy, or Gentleman
toasts his crumpet for about 120 seconds
In you go, Governor!
*Yet more waiting music*
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! OW!
Ideal British crumpet is completely smothered in melting butter
*salivating noises*
Sorry America! This beats Mac 'n' Cheese any day of the week.
And Canada, your maple moose pops are no competition
Midnight, 3 AM snack, complete! Om!
and the flowery tea gets...
Ow! No! Five burnt mouths out of five *laughs* it tastes really good though, actually
Cheers! *dinosaur noise*
So I was just passing some time watching the first ever Sims video
Is it weird for a Youtuber to watch their own videos back?
I don't know.
I was just kind of feeling a bit nostalgic for old Dil
So *laughs* I was like, I wonder what he looked like when we were making him
I'd forgot we went through so much character creation
I mean, if we were lazy he could've just looked like this!
Or this! *laughs*
Or that. I mean that hat's pretty impressive.
Just realised every comment on the video was gonna be, 'What is that on his bedside table?'
It is an earplug because my neighbour has a really loud dog
You'll probably hear it woofing in this video
So, here is my dog protection. *sucking noise*
I don't know where the other one is though, probably absorbed it into my brain
*sucking noise*
*yawns* I'm getting a bit tired now, it's about 4 AM
I realised I slept with my contact lenses in, so I'm gonna go try and take those out
without prying my eyeballs out. Wish me luck!
You could come with me, wouldn't that be an adventure!
Ugh, there we go
Science!
Time to Clark Kent it up!
*Bang* Ow! *laughing* Ah! Ow!
I'm such an idiot! OW! OW! I just kicked the door!
Ah, that really hurt!
I'm gonna leave that in the video. Ow!
*deeper bang and ow*
All right, let's see the damage
What a doofus!
I deserve that!
Looks like these guys don't need sleep
*high pitched* We never sleep!
It is 5:23, and I really wanna go to sleep now
So I googled relaxing websites. So here's the first one called 'Line'
Okay, it's a line. Um... What's happening?
Ooh! Oh! That is my line!
This is weird! Oh, it's like being a bacteria or a sperm or something
I'm gonna make a coil of DNA and create a new race!
There we go. Whaaa- It's like a roller coaster
This is not relaxing me at all *laughs*
This is just making me travel sick and excited
Okay, I'm gonna try and go through the middle of my DNA strand.
Oh, where is it?
Uh, uh, uh, aw I missed it.
Okay, I'm bored
Okay, here's the next relaxing game
Ugh. Ugh! Why is he crying?
This isn't relaxing! This is terrifying!
Do you wanna eat your eye?
*mechanical noise* I'm scared!
Nose. Um! Wha-what? What is this?
What about this?
Hello?
Oh hi!
Guys, I think I'm gonna have nightmares from this!
Okay, what happens if I tickle his ear?
*game yawns* *Phil yawns*
It made me yawn!
*Achievement noise* It worked!
*yawn* Bet it made some of you yawn as well!
Well I didn't enjoy that at all!
*laughs* I'm gonna try and sleep now
Um...Let's see how that goes...
*sad voice* The dog woke me up
Okay guys, it happened, I am finally sleepy!
So I'm gonna go to sleep now for real
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and hopefully this has kept some of you company when you couldn't sleep
Good night!
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