-Look at you on the cover of "InStyle."
Big time, right there. -Yeah.
-Hey, not too shabby. [ Cheers and applause ]
Later in the show, you're gonna play "Catchphrase" with me.
-I can't wait. I cannot wait.
-Thank you. Really? -I'm so excited.
[ Laughs ] -Are -- Are you --
Are you a game person? -I'm a gameaholic, man.
-You are? -I love games.
-Name me your games. -I can't stop playing.
-What -- What -- -All of them. Any of them.
You know, I don't -- I'm not really big on the intellect,
like the "Monopoly" that takes forever.
Those can be fun, I suppose,
if you're stuck in a cabin or something.
[ Light laughter ] -If you're stuck in a cabin.
-Well, when else do you play "Monopoly"?
They just take for-- It takes forever.
-I got really into it as a kid. I was a big "Monopoly"...
-Oh, yeah, as a kid, I loved "Monopoly."
-I just heard a hack -- a "Monopoly" hack.
Do you want me to tell you? -Yes.
-It's gonna ruin everyone's thing.
-What -- What's the hack? -Do you want to hear it?
Do you want to hear a life hack? -You just pick up the --
[ Cheers and applause ] -So, apparently what you do is,
you buy properties -- well, obviously, you know that.
[ Light laughter ] Never build a hotel.
'Cause then you take -- yeah, you're only allowed
a certain amount of houses in the game.
So if you own all your properties,
you have all just little homes, people can't buy homes --
they just don't exist.
So it's a hack in the game. [ Laughter ]
-I thought you were gonna be like --
-I just ruined the whole game for you, but if you do it --
-I thought you were gonna, like, tell your friend
to go make a drink, and while they're gone,
you just take their hotels and you put it on yours.
-Well, yeah, that's -- yeah, that's easier, yeah.
Yeah. I used to play it for four days straight,
and then my sister would just flip the board.
-That would be me. -Yeah.
But, good. This will be -- Are you competitive like I am?
I'm a little -- I'm not that -- -I'm competitive,
but I don't -- I don't hold resentment for it.
Like, I don't go to bed angry over -- over games,
but if someone's being an ass [bleep]
while we're playing a game... -Wow.
-...I just -- I lose my entire composure, and I walk away.
-'Cause you -- You -- Really? -I just -- I can't do it.
-It's fun. It's a game. -Yeah, but there's --
People can get cold -- really mean, you know?
-Yeah, no, I know those people, where you go,
"Hey, we don't do this professionally," yeah.
-Yeah, yeah. [ Light laughter ]
-We're not playing heads-up professionally.
Yeah, it's like, "Dude, just -- We're playing a dumb game.
Come on, have fun." -Yeah.
But I'm very -- I'm competitive, but I'm not that.
-I don't like to lose.
I mean, there's nothing about losing that's fun for me.
-Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
-You know, I don't love it. -That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah. -But I can deal -- I can cope.
-Segue into not losing.
You're really winning in "Big Little Lies."
Was that good? [ Laughter ]
Dude, I just -- I just got caught --
you know, I had you on this --
you've been on the show many times.
I've seen the first four episodes of "Big Little Lies,"
but I got to be honest with you --
I didn't see the last four -- last five episodes.
I know. I'm bad. -What?
-I know. [ Laughter ]
No, I know. But I just binged them,
and it's unbelievable -- that show.
-Oh! -It was -- You are amazing.
The show is sick.
If you haven't seen it, it is so good.
You -- The whole cast is fantastic.
You -- Nicole Kidman, dude, is just like --
-Game over. Bye. [ Clicks tongue ]
-Just hitting home runs. -Yeah. Bye.
-And she's just like, "Yeah, whatever, dude."
It's like, "Yeah." Reese, Zoe, Laura Dern.
I also say, the -- the men -- Alexander Skarsgard.
-Amazing. -Dude.
-Adam Scott. -Adam Scott is unbelievable.
"Sarsgard," right? -Yeah.
-Not "Skarsgard." "Sarsgard"?
-"Skarsgard"? -"Skarsgard."
-Oh, I had it right. [ Laughter ]
It's just I hate being perfect. [ Laughter ]
I do. -It's hard. It's hard.
-It's a terrible thing to have to live with.
[ Light laughter ] So, I watched the show,
and I go -- I'm getting into it, and I go,
"Okay, I like this character more."
Like, "Okay, I like her better than, like..."
But then I go, "No, I love this."
And I love -- I love the -- where they live.
I know this is a weird thing to say,
but I really had to look up who the set decorator was.
It's Amy Wells.
-'Cause it -- 'Cause they did such an amazing job.
-Where each character's home, down to the silverware...
-I know. -...is who your character --
that chair in your apartment -- it's sad.
-I know. Isn't it heartbro-- It's heartbreaking.
-It's sad. -It's heartbreaking.
-It's heartbreaking. -Uh-huh.
-And, dude, Ziggy? -I know.
-Who's that guy? -He's unbelievable.
-Who is that kid? -I don't know.
I ask him all the time.
I'm like, "Where did you come from?"
-He's the cutest kid. -"Clearly you're not from here."
[ Laughs ] -All the kids are good actors.
They're not, like, bad kid actors.
-Amazing and, also, so smart. -You know what I'm taking about.
[ Laughter ] There are good kid actors,
but you know, they're not like, "Oh, I, uh..."
and they say their lines. -You know what?
They all have really good parents.
-They do?
-That's -- They all have really good parents.
-That's the key. -Which doesn't usually happen
with child actors. -Dude, I just feel --
I believe -- I believe that you're his mom,
and I believe everything you went --
I mean, you're obviously a good actor,
but I'm telling you, blown away by it -- loved it.
And then I sneakily saw three eps of the new season.
-Oh, you've seen more than me.
-Really? -I've seen one episode.
-What till you see what happens in episode 3.
-I can't wait to see what happens.
-Oh, my God. -I can't wait.
-You won't even believe it. Oh, my God.
But, you know -- -Are you in it?
Is that the -- Is that the -- Is that the surprise?
-I made a -- Yeah, I make a cameo, yeah.