i was walking down in to the train
station and there was a
white lady in front of me and she
decides to fall
yeah and i see it happening and i'm like
don't
and she's like i don't know what's
happening
there's this white lady at the bottom of
the steps
i'm at the top of the steps i know how
the picture look
i got a life choice to make so i go back
outside
that joke kills in a black crowd
i know that's right
i hate the mta though
have you been down in that labyrinth of
uh you ever read those stupid signs they
put up
we at the mta are making improvements so
that your ride will be more enjoyable
really i still smell piss
homeless dude taking his dick out
he's coming this way come on man
new yorkers will be like yeah he from
out of town
francois how was your trip to new york
i don't want to talk about it
is this you on youtube
be a heavyset black woman to the rescue
put your dick away what's wrong with you
i say put it away
don't play with me
you're all right baby
thank you for saving me
where are you from
i am from paris
bone swash sugar
hold your head up
she starts singing
[Music]
dick off your face
gone hold your head up
want to make an improvement at the mta
start with that pa system how about that
[ __ ] yeah i've lived in this city my
entire life and i've never met anyone
that speaks
[Laughter]
and why do we always look up too close
yeah i think he's in there
[Applause]
try to hold on man we gonna get you some
help
stuck in the electrical system
you're all right man no i'm sorry
i'm sorry i've been up there 75 years
i need something to drink
you