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I hate that freakin' turtle
His name's Anthony!
Well, I might just do an evil drive-by on Anthony!
You keep away from my turtle, got it?
Ugh, he's MUSHY!
Oh yeah?
You get no birthday!
There's a party and you can't come, how's that?
They're gonna have flaming cars, and trailer folks
and shrimp-dogs and pizza!
Oh, no, no, no, oh dang it!
You don't even get to touch the blind kid!
No, I need to come!
Nah-uh!
Excuse me
Yeah?
Sir, I need to get in, if I can.
Okay
Huh?
Nuh-uh!
(gasp)
Uh!
You wanna see my sticks?
Eh, not really
Because you like rocks?
No, I like sticks.
Oh! I have a creepy cat
Well, who doesn't?
It's pretty rad, you should come and check it out
Sorry dude, when I come back from your place
there's always a little roach in my Slenderman undies.
You can't just torch a windmill, dude!
Yes I can - later tater.
Dot tuh codda steekle
Say what?
Kwikka kee kee!
You gotta say your words right
Gobba chocka dee
Listen shorty, you can't do this the whole week
(laughing)
Hey, my bad!
Sorry, hey, sorry
Gosh, I'm sorry
Hey, this is where the kids go to drown
I grew up with a pig.
They're real clean
Baby, all my friends told me that the beaver's the same way, okay?
World War II ended.
I mean, excuse ME sir
Mister Potato-Head likes to punch me
Seriously, Tanya
I need a guy that's got, like, eyes and legs
(gasp)
Heyyyyyyy!
You ate that apple?
Yeah
Man, that was MY apple!
Well, he found it
So what, you just go around eating random apples?
No, no, hey listen
Now, I have one thing that dolphins have
And that's a sense of discovery
Dolpins?
Dolphins?! DOLPHINS!!
What you talkin' about, "dolphins"
Hey, come on
Man, he took my apple when I'm hungry
And now he talking about dolphins when the subject matter was apples!
Hey I get it, man
A dolphin ain't the same as a apple
In fact, apples aren't really good for dolphins
WHAT A DOLPHIN GOT TO DO WITH A APPLE??!
Gonna say hi to the guy with the knife
Hi!
I want some old-timey jeans in like an old duffel bag
Whatever, hey listen
I think that girl Tina's weird
What do you think?
She got a booty so nice you pinch that twice
And little toes like candy
Yeah
Beat
I hurt the gingerbread boy
Cuz he's pretend-bread boy
Little cookie man never waved to me
So he got knocked out
Because I flow
Le Jiggy Jar Jar Doo!
Dur dur dur dee dur!
Man, I just flow!
Shoe shine!
No one wanted your stinkin' tiara
Cuz no one wanted your sticky chair
Why you always talk about the cool kids who take archery?
Yeah, you're a shrinky dink
You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me
CARL POPPA
Le Jiggy Jar Jar Doo!
Dur dur dur dee dur!
Now all the walkers sing!
Yeah, I just like dance! YEAH!
Carl Poppa
You can NOT handle the flow, son!
(doorbell)
I just placed the order, how can they be here already -
AH!
Help Anthony!
He's in the bath!
Go get him out and dry him off!
EWW! Nuh-UH!!
He's afraid!