>> HELLO. WELCOME TO "THE DIONNE WARWICK
TALK SHOW," A SHOW WHERE I ASK CELEBRITIES WHATEVER I WANT TO
KNOW. THANKS AS ALWAYS TO MY PRODUCER
AND MY NIECE, BRITTANY. >> HEY, GLAD TO BE HERE AUNT
DIONNE. >> AND NOW FOR TODAY'S TOP NEW
STORIES. ♪♪♪
♪ I KNOW I'LL NEVER LOVE THIS WAY AGAIN ♪
♪ HOLD ON HOLD ON ♪
>> YEAH. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ].
>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST GUEST, THE WEEKND.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]. >> OKAY.
WHAT IS YOUR WHOLE SITUATION? >> OH, HI.
I'M A PERFORMER, MAYBE YOU SAW ME AT THE SUPER BOWL.
>> YES. YOU GAVE ME VERTIGO.
NOW, MR. WEEKND, YOU ARE ADDICTED TO PLASTIC SURGERY,
CORRECT? >> UH, NO.
>> WHEN YOU SAY, "I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE," IS THAT 'CAUSE IT IS
FAKE NOW? >> OH, NO, THE PLASTIC SURGERY
WASN'T REAL. >> OKAY.
NOW, HERE IS A QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU FROM CANADA?
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND. >> OKAY.
THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING. WONDERFUL.
GOODBYE. TAKE CARE.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] >> ALL RIGHT.
MY NEXT GUEST IS THE REASON ALL OF MY ASSISTANTS GOT BLOW-OUTS
TODAY. PLEASE WELCOME NICK JONAS.
[ CHEERIC AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING
ME. >> OKAY.
>> EXPLAIN YOURSELF. >> I'M NICK JONAS, A COACH ON
"THE VOICE." >> OKAY.
I HAVE HEARD YOU ARE THE MOST BORING COACH, EVEN THOUGH ONE OF
THE COACHES IS JOHN LEGEND. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU HAVE A SONG "WHAT A MAN
GOT TO DO." WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
GOING DOWNTOWN? HE'S GOT TO DO IT.
>> I CAN'T ARGUE WITH YOU THERE. >> NOW, WHAT IS "CAKE BY THE
OCEAN." WHO THE HELL WANTS TO EAT A
SANDSY CAKE? >> WELL, THAT'S MY BROTHER'S
SONG. AS SOME PEOPLE THINK IT IS
EUPHEMISM FOR SEX ON THE BEACH. >> OKAY, WELL, NOW I LIKE YOUR
ASS. >> AGAIN, NOT MY BAG.
>> ALL RIGHT, DO YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS EVER FIGHT?
>> SOMETIMES. >> COULD YOU FIGHT
WENDY WILLIAMS FOR ME? >> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> OKAY. LAST QUESTION.
YOUR WIFE LOOKS LIKE THIS. NOW SHOW US YOUR PENISE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
>> ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] >> NOW, BRITTANY, I WAS
NOMINATED FOR THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME AND I NEED ENOUGH
VOTES TO GET IN. AM I BEATING CAROLE KING?
>> NOT YET, AUNT DIONNE. >> WHAT ABOUT FOO FIGHTERS?
>> NO, AUNT DIONNE. >> WHAT ABOUT KATE BUZZ.
>> OH, YOU KICKING HER BUTT, AUNT DIONNE.
>> OKAY. GOOD.
I DON'T HAVE TO WIN, BUT I CANNOT LOSE.
OKAY. NOW FOR OUR ANIMAL SEGMENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪ KEEP SMILING ♪
>> HI, MS. DIONNE. ♪ KEEP SHINING ♪
>> TODAY WE'RE GOING -- ♪ KNOWING YOU CAN ALWAYS
COUNT ON ME ♪ ♪ FOR SURE
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR ♪
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT. LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUEST.
DUA LIPA. ♪♪♪
DUA LIPA, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE YOUR NAME NASTY?
THAT'S SPANISH FOR TWO LIPS. YOU'RE A HUSSIE IN DISGUISE.
>> THAT'S JUST MY REAL NAME. MAYBE YOU KNOW ME FROM ONE OF MY
SONGS. ♪ I GOT NO RULES
I COUNT 'EM ♪ >> SO HERE IS A QUESTION.
LITTLE YACHTY. A YACHT IS SUPPOSED TO BE BIG.
IF YOU ARE A LITTLE YACHT, YOU ARE SIMPLY A BOAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE.
>> NOW, WENDY WILLIAMS ONCE CALLED YOU DUALA PEEP.
MY LAST QUESTION IS SHOULD WE EGG HER HOUSE?
>> NOPE. >> OKAY.
THEN WE GOING TO TAKE MY CAR, BABY.
THANK YOU FOR COMING. YOU GO WAY IN THE CAR.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> ALL RIGHT.
OUR NEXT GUEST I TALKED TO BACKSTAGE AND I AM OKAY WITH
THIS. >> BUT I SEE YOU WEREN'T GOOD
WITH IT THE LAST TIME. >> NO, NO, NO, NOW IT IS ALL
RIGHT. I UNDERSTAND HE IS A VERY NICE
MAN. LET'S WELCOME MACHINE GUN KELLY.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]. >> HEY.
>> NO, NO, NO. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
HE IS TOO SCARY. >> YOU SAID YOU WAS OKAY THIS
TIME. >> BABY, I CHANGED MY MIND.
HE HAS GOT TO GO. >> ALL RIGHT.
LATER. >> MUCH BETTER.
MUCH BETTER. OKAY, AUDIENCE.
WE ARE AT THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW.
GO AHEAD AND LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS.
EVERYBODY GETS SOMETHING. ♪ THE MOMENT I WAKE UP ♪
>> IT IS TICKETS TO "THE DIONNE WARWICK TALK SHOW."
>> THAT'S RIGHT! SEE YOU TOMORROW.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪