- Are you sure this doesn't have meat?
- Yum!
- I'm angry.
- I'd literally rather eat a bag of spinach.
- I think there might be a rift in our relationship.
- The reason we're together is to-
- Is because we're in love.
- We are ranking fast food, veggie burgers.
Let's do it.
- There are 10 burgers today
from five different restaurants.
So we're getting a range of different patties
and vegetarian options.
- Look, honestly, if there's a good veggie option,
I'm down for it. Yeah.
- See, I'm like a wannabe vegetarian
and I love like a veggie option.
Like I often go for them a lot.
- Yeah, I've been kind of vegetarian since like that movie,
that documentary See Spirits came out.
I haven't tried any of these.
No.
- No. I've never tried a vegan or veggie burger.
Really, not from here.
So I'm keen.
- But before we start.
- So we have a new tier system.
You guys asked for it.
And to be honest, we agree with you.
There were a lot of comments.
We put out a poll to get your votes.
- We value you and your opinion
and your little typing hands.
- Yeah, we value your little hands.
- The new tier system is super God, God, Okay, Meh.
- More accurate ranking for you guys.
Harder decisions for us.
- Rebel Whopper, it smells like a burger.
They said put the mayo on thick.
- Good, good, good.
And the patty looks like meat, to be honest.
- Cheers.
- That's delicious
- Ain't no trick to it.
- It's the sauce!
- That's very good.
Yeah, I don't feel like I'm eating a veggie burger at all.
I feel like I'm eating a Whopper.
- Hm.
In the spectrum of veggie burgers that we've tried,
it's getting a Super God
and I'm going to finish it.
Super God.
- Ah, straight to super God.
Burgers are better at Hungry Jacks.
And that extends to vegan veggo ones too.
- Vegan Whopper, great.
It's a different kind of patty.
- Yeah, it just looks like vegetables.
- So you can see the peas and the carrots.
- Because it feels very like faux veggie vibes.
- Okay, should we do it?
- Yeah. That's good.
- It's like a vegetarian burger
and if someone put it in front of me,
I'd be like, yeah, it's a burger.
- I think this is all very one texture
kind of like mushing together.
- It just doesn't taste like what you would want
from a burger
- Yeah, I wouldn't go to Hungry Jacks for this.
- Okay, this is going in Meh.
- I think I'm going to put this one in Okay tier.
- I'm going to have to say it's a bit of a Meh.
- I'm just going to go Okay.
I'm just going to go Okay.
- Nice, neutral fence.
Vegan Schnitz.
The favorite of Sohan Judge.
- I love Schnitz.
I don't know about the veggie one though.
Once again, I can see carrots.
- We've got a Turkish bread situation.
- This is giving me,
I just moved out of home
and I'm cooking my first meal vibes.
You buy some nice bread.
- It's the put together lettuce for me.
- Very saucy, that is good.
- I'm off tasting a lot though.
- It's pretty bland.
- That patty is good.
- I don't like the bread.
- I think you need like barbecue sauce or something,
you know?
- When I'm going to fast food, I want,
I want something a little bit dirty
and it's just like a nice lunch option.
- I think the construction of Burger-
- Beautiful.
- I bled my socks off.
- No socks is still on.
- I like it a lot, I'm going to put it in God tier.
- Okay, this is going in Okay.
- I'm going to God because I actually do like it.
- Because of the Turkish bread, that bumps it up.
- Kind of, yeah.
- I'm looking for something a little dirtier.
So it's good to get an Okay for me.
- This is Oporto's veggie burger, right?
- So the theme is like all the patties look the same.
- This looks like if you put veggie burger
into Getty images, Google images, stock photos.
This is what's coming up.
- It comes up as.
- This is a bit TMI, but corn and peas, corn.
We all know how it goes in and comes out at.
- Like when you have a little vomit
and they'll still, still together.
- Let's get into, oh, that's that is spice.
That is spicy, spicy.
But flavor.
- This one has flavor and you got to give it that.
- Not what I was expecting.
And this is like a tandoori burger.
I'm going to put it in Nah
because I don't think I would ever go for it.
It's not that I hate it.
It's not that I'm like,
I don't like, I mean, I almost hate it.
- Maybe, actually, a Meh.
- I'm going Meh.
It's fine.
But it's just.
- It's just not giving me everything I need, you know?
- I'd even go as far as a Nah.
- Give me the chips.
- Oporto vegan.
- And why is the bread different?
Yeah.
- Did they all get the patties from the exact same place?
- Bro.
It's dry as hell.
It needs like way more sauce.
Like at least 10 times the amount of sauce in here.
- Oh, it's crunchy.
Look at the crisp.
- I'm going to approach from the side
because I want to crispiness.
- It doesn't taste like a burger.
It tastes like I'm having a falafel plate.
- It tastes like peas.
- Not mad about it, I love peas.
- This feels like they went off, okay.
In their boardroom meeting, it's like, what are vegans?
They healthy and boring.
And then they made this.
That's what it feels like.
- I'm going Meh.
- It's just a Meh.
- I think there might be a rift in our relationship, easily.
Have you met someone else, Tom?
- What is this?
- What is this bread to everything else ratio.
I'm angry because who wants this much bread
to everything else ratio?
It's just not necessary.
- Big bun.
Little patty.
- You know what they say about being buns?
- I say regular Patty, big bun.
- I'm yeah, I'm not.
I can trade.
- Oh.
- I don't like that.
- I'm getting bread.
- It's dry.
- I need sauce or something on that.
- It's beans.
- It's like pepper spice where it's not like
adding to the flavor.
It's just hurting your mouth.
- Yeah.
- It has a little bit of chile, I think.
- That's good.
- So convincing, second painting.
- This is going in a big Nah to me.
- Yeah, I'm going to back him and say Nah as well.
- Absolutely no thanks.
I'd literally rather eat a bag of spinach.
- I'm going Meh too.
- Wow, negative Nellie over here.
I'm going to go Okay.
It's fine.
- Sorry Nando's.
- I love your chicken, and your chips, the veggie though-
- Oh, the Patty looks great.
It literally looks like chicken.
It looks like shredded chicken made into a tiny box.
- I'm excited that this is not just a veggie patty.
- I feel like if you're a vegetarian,
you need like protein source.
So it's great when you have a party
that offers you protein like meat would
instead of just a mushrooms and corn.
- Yeah, I think the burger itself isn't like,
super interesting.
But the patty is quite good.
- It's almost there.
- Points for ingenuity.
- Immediately, I got that flavor hit of like soy.
It's like they need to do something with
like maybe some extra spices
and maybe they can like make it crispier.
I think I'm going to put this in Okay.
- Yeah, I was going to go for a Meh but let's be nice.
I give it an Okay as well.
- I'm going to go Okay.
- Mmm bumping it up.
- Pumping it up, yeah.
- I'm also going to go Okay,
just because I've, you know, apparently that's my thing now.
- Garden goodness, aw.
- It looks prettier.
We got layers.
- I love it because it's like rainbow vibes,
it's very heavy on the sauce.
We've got fresh lettuce.
We've got a seeded bun.
Tick, tick, tick beetroot.
Palsy.
- This looks like a homemade burger.
Also like grilled sauces are just elite.
- Do you know what's good about this?
It's like,
I'm eating a veggie burger and the people around me
get to know that I'm healthy.
Shall we?
- Yeah, let's do it.
- There's a whole lot going on there.
- There's a lot going on.
- The sauce.
Is this that their herbed Mayo?
- It's like a, it's like a veggie Patty.
- There's a lot of flavor in this, which I respect.
I'm going to put this in God.
- Yeah.
I'll give it a God as well.
- It's great.
I would be happy to have this for lunch.
It's full of flavor, love it.
- Stuff it with some chips from the side.
- Then it's Super God, I reckon.
- I'm going to go Okay here.
- I'm going to give this an Okay.
I'm sick of being neutral and just like everything's okay.
But it kind is.
Grill'd, oh, okay.
Oh, it's a mushroom Patty.
- Yup.
- Mushroom and truffle.
- Yum!
- It's very rich.
It's very rich to sauce.
- I am suss that it's mushroom,
but it does look like meat, do you know what I mean?
Does it smell good?
- Oh, points for being different.
You're not just like,
let's put a bunch of veggies in a patty.
You're like, let's do something different.
- Pretty good.
- I don't like the sauce, or sauce is like too rich for me,
but the burger is good.
The burger is really nice.
- I like the sauce.
- I just want this patty because-
- I want the sauce.
- I just got like that meaty taste at the end of.
- A weird little thingy.
- Weird texture as well.
- So I'm going to give this a Nah.
- It's Super God for me.
I just think it's done a great job of making
a veggie burger that tastes good
and is its own thing.
- I'll put this in God.
Finally.
- Yeah, Beyond Burger.
I'm so full of veggies and stuff.
I'm in some way,
by like the way it looks.
- It looks fine.
It looks like normal meat.
- No, it doesn't.
- It's a little bit more, less together.
- Spongy.
- Look at that patty.
It looks like meat, that looks like beef.
- It smells like beef.
- Like it's giving me beef bug up.
- What about the taste?
- Like if you put this in front of me,
I'm like enjoy your beef burger.
I'd be like, thank you so much.
I love it.
- Yeah. This is like a really good non-meat option.
If you want to want meat, but don't want meat.
I really like the sauce again.
Honestly, put a heap of Mayo on anything
and I'm like, that's delicious.
- Super God.
- There's nothing else to it.
It's super God.
- Burger goes in God.
- Super God.
- Fuck off, no.
No no no no, you're saying
this is as good as the Hungry Jack's one.
- This fits into the category of Super God
better than any other category.
What I rank my burgers is totally up to me
and you cannot force me to do anything else.
- Why are we even in the same video,
we might as well do it alone.
- The reason we're together is to-
- Is because we're in love.
- No, it's to, is to have discussions.
- Well, that was really fun, but let's find out
who won!
- Hungry Jack's Rebel Whopper.
(polite applause)
- It's all in the name and the burgers are better
at Hungry Jack's, meat or no meat.
- I can't wait to get a Rebel Whopper after a night out
where I feel like being healthy.
- Let us know in the comments below
what else you'd like us to rank.
And if you're veggo,
tell us your favorite place to get a veggie burger,
or vegan, whatever.