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- Hi this is 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O'Brien
I'm here today with comedian Will Forte, hi Will.
- Hello, how are you doing?
- Good, thanks for coming.
- Thank you for having me.
- I would argue, Will Forte, that you have
the best quiet characters on SNL.
- Son of a bitch, thank you.
- I wanted to hear an argument between Tim Calhoun
and Hamilton cause if they were yelling
about like one of them stole the other one's taxi,
it would still be a very subdued fight
- Right. - [Mike] I think.
- Why did you take my taxi, you son of a bitch?
I had this taxi, it was very obviously free of commission.
I stepped to it the same time as you, and uh,
driving down the street, there are several taxis that
you could find if you were looking.
But this one was fine, and I was clearly here first.
You go (bleep) yourself.
- Who do you think has a stronger SNL legacy, you or me?
- Oh flat out me, just a 100%, not even a question.
- Do you think your fart output is high
for a man of your age, and height and weight?
- I fart a lot, I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's my diet, I think it might be
my family make-up, the genes I was given.
- Yah.
- You know Einstein just somehow with his parents
developed this brain that just was able to figure shit out.
I developed an intestinal system that's able
to push out mass quantities of gas.
- Got it, so Will and I,
- I'm polite about it, I do it in the proper you know.
- I think that's 90% of the problem with farting
is the sneaks.
- Yah.
- Will and I each brought a gift from our actual homes.
A couple of real objects laying around
that we are going to exchange with each other now.
So I've got a bumper sticker that's pretty funny.
We're comedians so I thought.
- Dogs have owners cats have staff.
- I don't fully get it, but I like it.
- I'm going to put this on my car when we leave
and that's a promise.
That's a promise.
- And then one time I got a photo of my family
blown up to big, I didn't understand
what I was ordering,
and so now you can have a photo of what my
immediate family and their kids look like,
maybe five years ago.
- I'm getting really sweaty.
- It's warm.
- Temporate in here, blow on my face a little bit.
That's not helping.
- I would like you to read,
or sing this poem I wrote in the style
of AC/DC.
- I could do , I could try Joni Mitchell on this.
Your lovely lashes and saddened tooshies,
their noses wiggle as fairies frolic.
- This is a play I wrote called Insane Shirtless Men
Covered in Ketchup, Screaming.
It's a three second long play if you'd be up for doing that.
- Okay.
(screaming)
- What else, this is a word association.
Just the first word or thought
or phrase that comes into your mind
when I say these words.
Cute.
- Puppy.
- Great, you were always one of the nicest guys
when I was a brand new writer at SNL,
so thank you for that and I think MacGruber
is one of the funniest movies of all time.
- Thank you.
- And I really appreciate you doing the interview.
- I appreciate it too.
- So, that's nice.
(giggling)
- Thanks, that's a part of your nipple there.
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- Face too?
- Yeah.
Wait no let's not do face.
(laughing)
Hello my name is Mike.
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