-[high-pitched voice]: Hey Pear, what if this was my voice?
Would you be my friend if this was my permanent voice?
Would-ya-would-ya-would-ya-would ya-would-ya-would-ya-would-ya?
[laughs] -[sternly]: No.
-[British accent]: Pip-pip. What's going on here?
-Huh? -Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Tea. I'm visiting your fine country on holiday.
-Holiday? Today's a holiday?
-No, you see, I'm ON holiday.
-Don't stand on Easter. It might crack. [laughs]
-He means he's on vacation.
-Vacation, yes. That's the word I'm looking for.
-Oh, I get it. You speak English wrong. [laughs]
-[growls] Don't even get me started on that.
-Uh-oh. Looks like Tea's gettin' "steamed." [laughs]
[babbling]
And that's one of the things that I can do.
Wanna see another thing I can do?
-My, you are an obnoxious fellow, aren't you?
Well, I'm be on my way then.
Might one of you direct me to the loo?
-Lou? Sure! He's right over there.
-Yo. Somebody call for Lou?
-No. I believe there's been a misunderstanding.
-No misunderstanding at all.
I'm Lou, short for "Lunatic."
-Lou's got a bunch of conspiracy theories.
-And I'm a tick-- "luna-tick." I think we all get it.
Let's move on. -Thank goodness, yes.
-You're not from the government, are you? Are you?
Is this because of the manifesto I published?
That wasn't intended for earthlings' eyes.
-It's okay, Lou. He's not with the government.
-As a matter of fact, Tea was just "leafing." [laughs]
-All right. Just so everyone knows, I'm on a hunger strike
until the UN acknowledges the existence of Area 53.
-Um, don't you mean Area 51?
-Area 51 is a ruse to distract us from Area 53!
-Got it. Thanks, Lou. You can go back to your tinfoil tent now.
Tea's just trying to find the bathroom.
-Uhhm. He's gotta drain one. Got it.
-It's down past the sink, first door on the right.
-Splendid. Cheerio!
-Hey, yo! Somebody called for me?
-I beg your pardon?
-You called my name. I'm Cheerios.
-No. I was simply saying goodbye to these chaps.
-Hey, yo! I heard somebody wants to say goodbye to chaps?
-Good heavens. I said nothing of the sort.
Really, I'm merely attempting to find the loo.
-Oh, you're looking for Lou. Lou's right over there.
-Don't turn the attention to me.
If they locate me, the aliens can hear my thoughts.
-Ugh! When I say I'm looking for the loo,
it means I need to use the bathroom. Dear Lord.
-Anybody who tries to use Lou as a bathroom
is gonna get an antenna where the sun don't shine.
-I do apologize.
It was my intention to merely pop in for a chat,
not to create such a-- -Stir?
-Yes, I'm afraid I've created quite a stir,
and I do apologize.
-No! Stir! -Huh?
[groaning]
-[reacts] Tea, are you okay?
-[groans] I'll be fine. Despite its unpleasantness,
this is rather a common occurrence for me.
-You're really taking your "lumps." [laughs]
-Indeed. The process leaves me temporarily loopy is all.
I'll be good as new in a moment.
Now, off to find this bathroom of yours. Toodle-oo.
-What's this about two Lous?
Have you seen another Lou walkin' around?
-No, I was merely trying to-- -I knew it.
I knew those aliens cloned me.
My psychiatrist doesn't believe me, but I remember everything.
Ohh... EVERYTHING.
-Lou, do us a favor:
never bother us again! -Yeah, Lou.
Stop "bugging" us. [laughs]
-[muttering]: Amateur colonoscopy-giving mother--
-Ugh. Maybe you should rest here a while, Tea.
You look kinda dizzy. -Would that I could,
but once the human starts stirring me
and adding lumps of sugar, it can only mean one thing.
-Tea time?
-I believe we understand one another completely.
You do have tea time in America, do you not?
-We do, but I don't think it is what you think it is.
-Oh? What does tea time mean to an American, might I ask?
-That. -Huh?
[groans in pain]
[Orange and Pear react in disgust]
-Well, at least the Brit had a "smashing" good time on holiday.
[laughs briefly]
-This doesn't even make any sense.
I mean, who hits a cup of tea with a golf club?
-[indistinct] ...man. Nothing adds up.
You know what I think it is?
-Aliens? -Aliens, precisely.
Aliens are behind every single thing.
-No. Why does this happen every time?
ALIENS!
-Whaaa? Are you seeing this? Call the UN.
The truth is out there! The truth is out there!
[UFO clanks, zooms off]
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-[Orange laughs] Knife!