look those two specimens are worth
millions to the bio weapons division
right
now if you're smart we can both come out
of his heroes
and we will be set up for life welcome
to watch mojo
and today we're counting down our picks
for the top 10 horror movie
idiots oh honey these people are dry now
take care of them they don't know what
they're doing
well i don't know anybody new well
sex is a great way to meet them
for this list we're looking at the
biggest knuckleheads from films in the
horror genre
is there any one villain you hate in
particular let us know in the comments
below
number 10. mark midsamar this folk
horror flick is
filled with quite a few unlikable
characters which certainly says
something about the qualities of mark so
sweden yeah you're coming right
i mean i i guess so
that's not completely ruining your
guys's plans oh no no no i don't know
regarded as the resident idiot of the
group mark is the prototypical frat bro
horror victim who constantly thinks
about sex and gets the group into
trouble through their stupid actions
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he foolishly urinates on the commune's
ancestral tree
an act that elicits both incredible
anger from the commune
and in his eventual off-screen death
i'll be back i guess she's gonna
show me he also has a complete lack of
empathy towards danny and treats her
poorly
often straight up ignoring her very
presence that is when he's not actively
voicing his hatred of her that's not her
again
seriously oh my god
she needs a therapist dude she has a
therapist number nine
harry cooper knight of the living
there i could use dead help up here
that's the cellar it's the safest place
some of harry's stupidity can be excused
through his stress
as his young daughter karen was
seriously ill from a zombie bite
but his wildly confrontational
personality still makes him difficult to
root for i'm not gonna take that kind of
a chance when we got a safe place
we look into a safe place and you're
telling us we gotta risk our lives just
because somebody might need help
harry can prove both annoyingly
demanding and bossy
but most of harry's unlikable behavior
comes through in his cowardice
harry is always looking out for number
one and it results in him both refusing
to open the door for ben
and later attempting to steal his gun go
ahead
go ahead you want to stay up here now
helen
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get the seller now the latter act proves
the last straw for ben
as he shoots harry in response that said
he was
right about the cellar number eight jeff
cabin fever
co-written and directed by eli roth
cabin fever is a grotesque little bee
movie about a nasty flesh-eating skin
disease that infects the inhabitants of
a remote cabin
what else were we gonna do at first he
gets his
[ __ ] all over the car then i don't want
touching me or you or anybody
after realizing that something is amiss
jeff takes
all the beer and bails on his friends
deciding instead to live by himself in
the woods
he even abandons his scared girlfriend
marcy who is left shaken
and lonely over his complete abandonment
and while jeff's selfish behavior did
save his life
he is ultimately killed by the police
when he's at his most reprehensible
while joyously celebrating his survival
amidst the bodies of his friends
i knew it i knew it needless to say
jeff does not feel any semblance of
survivor's guilt
number 7. gerald hopkins gremlins
it isn't captain clip-on played
wonderfully by judge reinhold
gerald hopkins is the rival of billy and
a fellow employee at kingston falls bank
gerald is quite a selfish individual and
he's certainly not above
irritating brown nosing and pettiness he
can be seen
verbally pushing billy around at dory's
tavern making mean and scornful comments
while proudly claiming that he would
have had billy fired if he ran the bank
in a deleted scene gerald can even be
seen apparently losing his mind
and locking himself inside the bank
vault you've got to make an appointment
with me now
do you understand that but you've never
understood the meaning of business
i've got bank examiners in the morning
i've got he's better off in there
we'll come back from later as it is
gremlins doesn't show much of gerald
and fans aren't shown this but we're
still given enough to get the gist of
his personality anyway
look i'm a junior vice president at 23.
by the time i'm 25 i'm gonna have mr
corbin's job
by the time i'm 30 i'll be a millionaire
look at you
you're practically supporting your whole
family number six
judy sleep away camp judy yo
judy how you doing all right
released at the height of the slasher
craze sleep away camp
is essentially just another friday the
13th with a
massive twist ending at the heart of the
story is the deeply reserved angela who
was sent to camp arawak during the
summer
hey angela how come you never take
showers when the rest of us do
while there she is fiercely ridiculed by
her bunkmate judy
later in the movie judy knowingly
seduces angela's love interest
and proceeds to throw angela in the lake
after she discovers them together
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the bossy girl stereotype is widely
prevalent throughout the horror genre
but no other character imbues the
archetype quite as maliciously or
as memorably as judy excuse us kids
don't make a
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i really hate that girl number five
captain henry rhodes
day of the dead george a romero really
had a penchant for writing unlikable
douchey characters
maybe i should put him in quarantine how
about it steel
you call it captain i'll build him a
cage
yeah it might not be a bad idea give
some of the rest of us a shot at some
loving
no one really comes out of day of the
dead looking good but the worst of them
all
is captain henry rhodes rhodes leads the
military group
which consists of the almost as
unlikable steel and rickles
excuse me is their food
i'm running this monkey farm now
frankenstein
and i want to know what the [ __ ] you're
doing with my time
rhodes is an incredibly difficult man
from the start as he bosses
everyone around and either screams at
the top of his lungs
or threatens to kill people whenever
things don't go his way
shoot that woman but as unhinged as
rhodes is at the start
he grows ever more unstable throughout
the film eventually culminating in the
first degree murders of logan and fisher
he's one of those horror movie
characters with absolutely
zero redeeming qualities
four carter j burke aliens
it takes a special kind of scumbag to
impregnate a child with an
alien burke is that special kind of
scumbag throughout much of aliens
burke is actually depicted as a pretty
decent guy i heard you're working the
cargo docks
that's right running loaders and
forklifts that sort of thing
so nothing i think it's great that
you're keeping busy
and i know it's the only thing that you
could get while he obviously doesn't fit
in with the gung-ho soldiers and
may come across as a little too
corporate he remains a likable enough
man
that is until ripley figures out that
burke was trying to snag some alien
specimens to sell his biological weapons
look those two specimens are worth
millions to the bio weapons division
right
now if you're smart we can both come out
of his heroes
and we will be set up for life but
that's not all
burke then tries impregnating both
ripley and
newt with alien life via some
facehuggers that he releases into the
medical lab
you know someone is really scummy when
they come across
worse than the aliens this is so nuts
i mean listen listen to what you're
saying
it's paranoid delusion how it's really
sad
number three mayor larry vaughn jaws
if there's one thing mayor vaughn loves
more than cute sea themed suits
it's tourist money fellas let's be
reasonable huh
this is not the time or the place to
perform some kind of a
half-assed autopsy on a fish and i am
not going to stand here
and see that thing cut open and see that
little kendra voice spell out all over
the dock
unfortunately said tourist money comes
at the expense of common sense
safety and lives despite being told
numerous times to close the beaches
von decides to keep him open so as not
to dissuade the wealthy 4th of july
tourists larry if we make an effort
today we might be able to save
august august for christ's sake tomorrow
is the 4th of july
and we will be open for business it's
going to be one of the best summers
we've ever had
he remains annoyingly stubborn
throughout much of the movie
and when the 4th of july eventually
rolls around a boater is killed by the
shark and police chief martin brody's
son goes into shock
well at least he finally sees the error
of his ways and decides to hire shark
fisherman quint an act that would
eventually lead to the destruction of
the great white
sign it larry
number two chris hargensen and billy
nolan carrie
billy nolan billy nolan i'm sorry i
can't hear you could you speak up
billy nolan carrie white enacts the
horrible rampage at the end of this film
but it's chris and billy who instigate
it
watch it you stupid you're getting blood
all over the place
what are you calling stupid chris is
nothing but a spoiled and manipulative
teen with zero redeeming qualities
and billy is her equally malicious
boyfriend
that's what you like about me right i
know that oh
[ __ ] when chris is banned from prom due
to her bad behavior
she decides to get revenge by
slaughtering pigs
draining their blood and then dumping
said blood
all over carrie at prom it's this
infamous event that instigates the prom
incident
resulting in dozens of innocent deaths
carrie
is technically the villain of the story
but chris and billy do
all they can to match her psychotic
tendencies before we continue
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number 1. steve marcus dawn of the dead
hey i'm sorry excuse me when you two
fellas are done blowing each other
maybe davy crockett can tell us the deal
here most people know ty burrell as the
lovable goofball dad from modern family
but years before that he played one of
the biggest
idiots in horror movie history hey
sweetheart
let me tell you something you uh you
have my permission
i ever turn into one of those things do
me a favor
blow my [ __ ] head off oh yeah you can
count on that
steve arrives with a large group of
survivors and instantly makes himself a
villain with his snide
heartless and smart alecky attitude yeah
you know i would love to help
but uh the captain never works alongside
his men
you guys have a good one what a
total dick his constant whining and cold
antagonistic personality certainly do
not help matters
late in the movie steve nearly dooms the
survivors by abandoning his guard duty
and trapping them all inside a
zombie-filled staircase
hey there you are what the hell happened
in the end anna fulfills steve's wish by
shooting him in the head
and she looks quite pleased with herself
in the process
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