Here we go, here we go, come on!
KABOWSH! HA
Team Dunkey's blasting off agaiiiiin~
Who was the dog on Rugrats?
Spike!
No! Get me out! Ge-
[Dunkey screams in dispair]
OOH! OOOH!
AH
Get him outta here.
I'm feelin' a comeback.
I think it's time for my comeback time.
Which way am I goin'?
Which way I'm- oh.
God damn it.
Show me your moves, fucker!
ehhhhhhhh
HEH
OH NO NO
EHHHHHHH
But NOOOOOOO
The doctor is in, baby.
And I prescribe you one pun-
BAMM
Hell yeah!
Y'all ready for this?
Bah dahdahdah dah dundun duuuuuuuun
Here we go!
One!
Two!
Three!
Oh--
Four!
Five!
C'mon -
Six!
C'mon, seven!
Uh, bah!
Uh, eight!
Bam, nine!
C'mon...
Ohhh buh!
Ten!
Eleven!
Here we go!
Twelve!
Thir- eh, thir-, thirteen!
Oh, I see fourteen.
Oh, fourteen!
There we go.
Make your move, man.
Make your move.
heh heh heh
Oh, here we go.
C'mon, eh -
Oh.. wait the stage is going d-
No no no! Let me out,
lemme out of here, fuck you!
[Laughter]
Steal my character?
Steal my moves?
s-s-steal my identity
Oh he's got that
he's got- oh
pff- haha
I hate Ness so muc- aaaand it's over
wha-
oh!
oh! oh! oh!
OHHHHH and it's over baby!
Suck on this. Uagh
*muffled screaming*
Get me outta here with this fucking amateur
Come back here, you little puss!
Come on, let's go!
nah nah nah *mumbling* don't be that way, don't be that way, come on, nananana
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WEEHEE so long, gay Bowser!
BONK
NOHOHO
You play like that eh? You play that shit!?
BAM HELL YEAH
CAPE?!
NO! NOT THE FUCKING CAPE!
So long Bowser you big gay brute
Oh!
no nono oh no
nononononono, don't do it, don't-, do- BAHAHAHA
I tried to tell ya man, I tried to tell ya not to do it, but ya j-
...What?
oh my- it can't be
Oh my God. Ladies and gentlemen, one of the greatest r...rivalries in gaming history
Dunkey vs. Sky for the world championship of Smash, baby
It's gonna be an exciting match alright I can tell you that
Sky: You're playing fucking Diddy Kong?
Yeah I always pick Diddy
This is my main
You're cheating!
Just a-
Sky: Cheating? All I see is you getting hurt.
Don't let me - what - it doesn't let me hit.
Nah, this guy sucks, I don't like Diddy (*SKY MOANING*)
Oh! Oh, wait.
Hold the phones and eat 'em.
Eh, AAHH, you piece of shit Diddy
Sky: AAAH
Nah, this guy's no good.
And here I am, oh,
just getting destroyed by Jason.
Oooh, he's kickin' my dick off.
AH, OOOH OOOH OOOOH Sky: No no no no no no no
Sky: NOO, no no
Mon-key HIT! - no no no no no no
OOH!
OOH AH AH A-
C'mon, come down here
Come to papa!
OOOH Sky: Oh my God.
Bah-neh-neh. Sky: Oh-ho my-
Say hello...
TO MY FUCK-YOU-MONKEY-FEET!
MWEP BWUH
WHAT
BUH
DJJJLLLEEBUH
BBYYYLLLBUHBUH
[rigged]
Here we go. Sky: Aww, now you on my stage, nigga
My stage.
Sky: Now you on my stage. This is-
This is my comeback stage.
Sky: You put items on??!
Nah, *pff* nah man, must have been you
I don't play with items
Sky: NO.... OW! Only you would- ah ha ha ha ha ha
I can't believe you using all these items, man
Sky: Fuck you!
That's fucked up,
Sky: You threw a Pokeball at me!
He's a fuckin' nice guy, lookit 'im,
He just hugs you,
He doesn't even kill.
Oh, here's a neh now - here's a good item
Y'ALL READY FOR THIS
Bah deh deh BAMP bamp beh
Sky: Oh-ho-ho-ho shit
NOOO, ho ho ho ho ho
GET this guy,
outta my sight! Sky: NO NO NO NO NO!
Damn! Wouldn't be the best idea-
YES
YES!
Get this geh,
OUTTA DIS GAHH.
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sky: What are you - is that REAL??!
Heh heh,
I earned that victory.
[thunk]
Fuckin' go!
Dis one's for all da marbles, ba-
Get dat shit outta here,
GET-
GAH-
NO!
Nonono,
YAH
WHAT?!
Sky: Oh my fucking God...
GET ME DOWN,
BEH-
BEH!
BYYEEEEEH!!!
HELL yeh!
BRRRR BEH
JUST STOP, NO!
NO!
Sky: Yes!
NO!
Let me down, let me doooowwn
Let me down!
NOOOOOOOO
*intense fight*
Get outta the damn ba-
Oh, my God...
Don't - SWEEP
C'MON just DIE,
just...BWEH
JUST
COME ON BOTH OH
JUST-
DIEEEEEEEE!
Just d- AUGH
JUST-
DAH-
BAH!
DAH dddddnnnnooo
Just DAAAH
BAAAAAH
BSSSS
Sky: Intense READ!
DOOOOOUH MY DOOBA DABBA
I'M STILL IN THIS SHIT
I'M STILL IN THI-
COME ON AND SLAM, YOU
BITCH!
*grunt*
I'M STILL IN-
BABABABABAAAA!
I'M STILL IN THIS
*surprise*
*surprise followed by laughter*
GET THE...
FFFFFFUCK OUTTA HERE!
Just fucking DIE!
YAAAAAAA-
Come o-o-o-on!
SURPRISE!
NO!
Sky: Yes! NOO!
Sky: Yosh (?) my egg! nonononono
*gasp*
*supreme comeback*
Sky: Nononono, PLEA-
Let's FUCKING go what do you go? Sky: *panicking*
JEH
BFF
DJUST-
*moan*
CHUHH
BUH-
*laughter*
DOIN IT
SHEEEEEET
SHEH
FUCKIN'-
DIEEE YOU
FRUJIN
OOH
SHZH-
Sky: No! AAAAAAH!
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Big boyyyyys~ Sky: Oh. my. god.
*sigh of satisfaction*
*laugh of satisfaction* Sky: Noooo. Noooo.
Ya know man,
That match reminds me of the time I beat Sky in Smash!
*laugh*