Today is a turning point at Cobra Kai.
You’re playing with fire, Danny Boy.
…and I am gasoline.
Do you even have a plan?
Of course I do.
There’s only one way to end this.
We have to cut the head off the snake.
Badass…
I didn’t literally mean cut his head off.
I had the perfect friends, the perfect boyfriend…
Max ruined my life.
We should team up and do each other’s revenge.
We’re going to kill him.
You’re not serious.
No, I’m not fucking serious!
She framed me!
You made this.
But that’s not anything that a 5-year-old couldn’t learn from the internet.
It looks pretty good. I could probably move 200.
Police, nobody move!
This is all in theory, of course. I would never do anything illegal.
What are you doing here?!
I’m sorry, are you insane? You’ve just walked in here.
It’s my villa.
Maybe you can share it.
You have a lot of flaws.
Was Verona everything you hoped?
More...
Hey, I broke my foot.
Yeah! It happened in 2 parts.
I slipped off a curb, and I landed wrong.
That was the second part. The first and most important part was,
I turned 53. That is the crucial part.
Once you get past 50, everything is fatal.
And each kid got 10 seconds to drink as much water as he could.
That fucking kid was struggling,
because the plumber that installed the water valve put the water pressure so low,
and what was that green crusty shit?
Covid 14?
You know, when I was younger, I used to walk into a bookstore full of wonder.
“Look at all this stuff I’m going to learn.”
As a grown-up, I walk into a bookstore like, “Look at all this stuff I’m never going to know.”
It’s hard, man. It’s hard to see your ignorance alphabatized.
I know you’re supposed to get used to it, but I just can’t.
I’ve played Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn Monroe.
I can’t face doing another scene with Marilyn Monroe.
Marilyn! Marilyn! Marilyn!
-We could run away. -I live here with my mother.
You will not ruin this life for us.
It’s a dangerous game you’re playing.
So you still want to take me away?
With all my heart...
What happened?
Our friendship was perfect, and it just blew up into nothing.
Dude, everyone’s pissed.
You’ve outed people.
Everyone hates me.
We don’t hate you.
What do you want more than anything else in this entire world?
I want to go to the music school.
With my experience and your drumming, it’s going to be banging.
Yes, Vince, it’s going to be banging.
Is this for real?
Shut up, man.
What’s wrong with you, huh?
Leave him alone!
Vince, what are you doing?!
Don’t you ever try and contact Stevie again.
It’s time to grow up.
Your life is your life.
You can live it how you want.
Things are more complicated than they seem.
You still don’t know where you came from.
Fairies from the school of Alfea go missing.
We have to do something.
All of us working together…
Get out!
We have 2 enemies right now, weather and water.
We’re seals. We’re trained for combat diving.
I’ve never done this before.
What happens when one of those boys dies?
Because we both know that’s going to happen.
So are we just going to walk away?
Whatever you believe, believe in these boys.
Is somebody throwing a party or something?
No, no, no, this sounds like a fight.
Where are the folks staying next door? They are a whole world of danger.
What did you do, Reggie?
This money could save our lives.
It can end our lives.
I want my money, Brenda.
You have something of mine. Now I have something of yours.
Mama!
I wish I could say that some good came from what I did.
-What the hell?! -He took my daughter.
Hold on, who did?
The truth? I left the world a more dangerous place.
Things escalated…
No one ever leaves except your girl,
who guessing by the way they marked her, is vital to them.
It’s a cult.
You brought her home?
I couldn’t abandon her. She’s been through so much trauma.
You would never betray me, would you Suzanne?
Could your sibling be the answer to finding everlasting love?
I’m on a date with my brother and another brother and a sister,
like what the hell is going on here?
There are many reasons why I married him.
Our goal is to be top designers here in Miami, and in the world.
What’s the keyword of the project?
-Sexy. -Sexy.
Real estate in America is a trillion dollar industry.
So 4 of the world’s biggest property tycoons
are cutting out the middle man.
We need to sell this property, like yesterday.
Nick Prugo and Alexis Neiers
were members of a burgarlry ring that targeted A-list stars.
It was like they went shopping in my closet.
It was really interesting. It wasn’t just that they targeted celebrities,
it was the brazenness of keeping the clothes, and wearing it themselves!
When I opened the letter, I got chills all over.
It said, “9/11/01,” and inside, it looked like a combination of brown sugar and sand.
I could have died easily if I decided I was going to smell that anthrax.
I would have been dead.
Did a religious group’s beliefs lead to the disappearances of JJ Vallow and Tylee Ryan?
Their mother refuses to tell anyone where the kids are.
All the trail of death leads right back to Chad Daybell and Lori Vallow.
There’s only 1 question I want her to answer. “Where are the children?”
Everyone thinks Wirecard is this big payment-processor doing legit things.
And actually, the heart if its business is laundering money for criminals.
What Wirecard would do is mis-code the transaction as something else.
Instead of putting a payment through as gambling,
it might go, “Oh, actually, this is a florist.”
Welcome to a new season of Floor Is Lava!
The lava, hotter. The towering volcano...
Oh my gosh! Look at that thing!
...hotter.
The host? Still super duper hot.
This is Floor Is Lava!
This is...poopy yard.
I call it, “No man’s land.”
We have to move fast.
Step exactly where I step.
Get ‘em, Willies!
-Bean... -What if we learn how to actually do ballet,
for real.
Uh, hi. I’m Louie.
This is Chewey, and this is Booey.
Hi, Louie. Hi, Booey. Hi, Chewey.
Guys, she’s not running away or fainting!
Did we make a friend?!