Hey everyone my name is Evan and this is my friend
Bacon Dingo And today Bacon Dingo is going to teach me
some Cockney Slang Yup
I was in My Fair Lady in 9th Grade, I played Cockney #1 so move your blooming arse
*grimaces and cringing* I can speak Bloody good Cockney guv'nuh!
*grimaces and cringing intensifies* Are you okay?
Oh God *in a terrible cockney accent* So he's got
a lot to teach me today hopefully you learn something too! so what's up first guv'nuh?
Really easy one: Dog and Bone Dog and Bone: the telephone?
Awww you got it! you got it yeah! Trouble and strife
trouble and strife? it's legitimate ......no
aww it's wife
That's just mean yeah
*in what sounds like a terrible Australian accent* yeah sorry guys can't go to the bar
the pub got my trouble and strife at home Uhm, is he an Australian Cockney now?
*sighs*I'm not Australian Skin n' Blister
Skin problems? No, it's a rhyme it's cockney rhyming slang!
Thin and sister? Yeah, sister! yeah not thin and sister just
sister yeah!
We'll give you that one 2 for 3
Fisherman's Daughter Hot chick
No!It's rhyming slang! Every time! Fisherman's daughter... nice slaughter?
No, it's water. Really easy *In what appears to be a South Jersey accent*
I pronounce water, "wudder" so not "watter" water
wudder Butcher's Hook
The first thing that popped into my head was Meriadoc Took
uhmmm.... nooooo not even a little bit close No Lord of the Rings references
Forsook, book, look Yes
yeah! Have a butcher at me trouble and strife
He's having a butcher's? At your traveling strife?
Yeah Bloody hell! Have an argy bargy with that
bastard! *laughs*
Cain 'n' Abel Stables
No Fable
No Why you going for all the out there ones...
table. Why would there be cockney rhyming slang for stables?
Where your horses at mate? How many stables are there in cockney London?
Easy one: Adam and Eve Steve, fever, leave, breathe
No, believe. Ohhhhhhkay that has multiple meanings
I don't even Adam and Eve it! Okay!
It's Adam and Eve not Adam and leave! Don't unsubscribe.
*laughter* Brown bread
dead Yes!
Well I thought of if someone's brown they're dead
uh... racist *laughter*
really really racist unsubscribe I just think of someone lying on the ground
and their body eventually toasts in the sun... dead
oh.... okay Elephant's Trunk
bunk, funk, skunk, drunk
That's the most obvious one and I said skunk! Finger 'n' thumb
Dumb, bum, plum, scrotum You'd say mom... it's mum
Uncle Bert Hurt, shirt
Yes *Yet again in bad cockney accent* Got my uncle
bert! You're doing very well! Jack 'n' Jill
Went up the hill, kill, pill It's hill
I SAID WENT UP THE HILL! Yeah, but you were just doing the nursery
rhyme! I can't give you points for that! Come on!
I can't let you have that! Mile End
A Tube stop It is a tube stop
friend Yes
*Here comes another bad cockney accent* He's my mile end, he is
You're getting too good at these Moby Dick
Prick, super thick, feelin' sick Nick as in prison
I've never heard someone say the nick Well you're not cockney enough clearly because
nick means prison and moby dick means nick Oh and plus because you get raped in prison:
dick. ...... probably?
Loaf of bread *brings back dead YouTube meme from old YouTuber
said under his breath* I'm Freeeeeeed
*laughter* Fred is a very popular YouTuber so he has
own cockney slang *laughter*
HI It's FRED which is also loaf of bread! *Groaning intensifies*
Zed Head.
*points to head* okay
I know that's what you thought *alluding to sexual connotations of head*
My skin 'n' blister gave me a loaf of bread *naive laughter*
Oh God noooo! Nooo!
I used that incorrectly I meant strife! Trouble and strife is FINE
Tea leaf sword sheath, christmas wreath
*shakes head* thief
*nods in acceptance* okay Damn tea leaf stole my trouble and strife
yeah? Sausage and Mash
hash as in drug Stash as in money
as in drugs again cash
*intense facepalm* sauce pan lid
sauce pan lid... grid kid, it means kid
okay, li'l sauce pan lid girls and boys
girls and boys *does a li'l dance*
annoys I'll give you that! It's noise!
Noise? Good! That you're giving me that because I didn't mean it as a noise, I meant it as
annoys, you annoy me Oh! It counts you can have it
*sigh of relief* you said the word in the other word
*funky techno music in no way borrowed from Daniel Howell*
I was at my finger and thumb giving me some loaf of bread up the door from the apple and
bone in the nickers *intense laughter*
That's not anything! You stopped saying words a long time ago
*cool oboe music* Hope you enjoyed this video be sure to like
it if you liked itbut before we go I'd like the reverend Bekn Dignum to lead us out in
the lord's prayer in cockney so take it away reverend.
Thank you Allo dad up there in good ol' 'eaven. Your
name is well great'n 'oly and we respect you guv we 'ope we can all 'ave a butcher's at
'eaven and be there as soon as possible and we wanna make you 'appy guv and what you want
'ere on Earth just like what you do in 'eaven. Guv please give us some uncle fred and enough
grub n' stuff to keep us going today and we 'ope you'll forgive us when we cock things
up just like we're supposed to forgive all them what annoy us and do dodgy stuff to us.
There's a lot of dodgy people around guv. Please don't let us get tempted to do bad
things. 'elp us keep away from all the nasty evil stuff and keep that dodgy satan away
from us cuz you're much stronger than 'im. You're the boss, God and will be forever,
innit. Cheers.Amen Cheers, God. Amen. Thank you
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