- [Orange] A, O, it's A to O,
back here with another gaming video!
- [Pear] That's right, and he is here with Pear,
we're gonna play Get The Auto.
- [Orange] Now this game is
one of the top ones in the App Store,
and it's aiming to be the next Grand Theft Auto.
- [Pear] Yeah, it's definitely trying to be.
You can tell by the font.
- [Orange] Yeah, they're not even trying to hide it,
it's a total rip-off.
(laughs) Let's get going. - [Pear] Alright,
let's check it out, yeah, let's do it.
- [Orange] Uh-oh, is this guy dead?
- [Pear] It looks like it.
I don't think anybody says that.
- [Orange] No!
Who is doing the voiceover?
- [Pear] I don't know.
(both laugh)
Yeah, with that awesome kungfu right?
- [Orange] (laughs) Yeah, that awesome kungfu.
- [Pear] No, I think they're shaking their head,
'cause this looks like a terrible game.
What? (Annoying Orange laughs)
- [Orange] Half the island
just fell into the ocean apparently.
- [Pear] That's what the shaking was,
it was an earthquake.
Where are you going? - [Orange] I'm doing it.
- [Pear] There you go. - [Orange] Okay we're runnin'.
Okay, we got punch.
- [Pear] We got punch. - [Orange] Got jump.
Okay. - [Pear] Jump.
- [Orange] And we got to get to this car, here.
- [Pear] Get the car.
- [Orange] What was that, the wospital?
(both laugh)
Is he done?
I think there's probably gonna be more, isn't there?
- [Pear] Yup.
(both laugh)
Okay, is he done?
Is that it? Okay, there ya go!
- [Orange] I'm pressing it.
- [Pear] You gotta press up.
- [Orange] I'm pressing up!
Oh, there we go.
- [Pear] There we go.
Oh yeah, you are cruising.
- [Orange] Yeah, it's hard to control.
God, the cars are appearing out of nowhere.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, I'm out of control!
(both laugh)
It's so hard to control!
- [Pear] Uh-oh, oh, look out lady, look out!
- [Orange] Look out lady, I'm gonna--
- [Pear] Oh!
- [Orange] (laughs) I couldn't stop!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Sorry, not sorry.
- [Pear] Okay, so, where are you going?
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
- [Orange] Remember, we have to go to the wospital.
(Pear laughs)
Oh no, I'm out of control, oh no!
I can't control the car.
Yay, I'm not stuck behind the wall anymore.
- [Pear] Thank you, thank God.
- [Orange] Victory is mine!
- [Pear] Yes! - [Orange] Okay,
I gotta get to the flashing dot.
- [Pear] To the wospital.
What are you doin'?
Oh no! (both laugh)
Grand Theft Auto, this is not.
- [Orange] No, definitely not Grand Theft Auto.
- [Pear] I think you're gonna have to walk there, dude.
- [Orange] Aw man, he runs like he's got
a stick up his butt though.
(Pear laughs)
I can't get over the car. (laughs)
He hasn't had his V8 today. (laughs)
- [Pear] He looks a little crooked.
- [Orange] Yeah, and I don't mean shady,
he's literally crooked.
- [Pear] Uh-oh, what are you doin'?
- [Orange] Super surprise punch.
- [Pear] Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Oh! (laughs)
Kidney punched her!
- [Orange] He's gonna get it.
- [Pear] You're gonna kidney punch that guy?
- [Orange] Ayy! - [Pear] Oh!
Kidney punch!
- [Orange] Oh, she's angry.
- [Pear] Dude, she's after you.
- [Orange] No, no, no, don't touch me.
You're gonna get it! - [Pear] Look out!
(both laugh)
- [Orange] I can't get up.
(both laugh)
What, why did she go flying?
- [Pear] What is even happening?
(both laugh)
- [Orange] No lady, get away from me.
- [Pear] Oh no, she's angry again.
(both laugh)
She just chucked that dude with one fist.
- [Orange] Oh he's still on now.
(both laugh)
I leveled up!
- [Pear] Ow, my stomach.
My stomach!
Why did you level up?
(both laugh)
- [Orange] What did I do to deserve leveling up?
(both laugh)
- [Pear] You flailed around
a bunch. - [Orange] No lady.
Stop punching!
Would you let me get up?
I can't even get up.
- [Pear] The hospital's right there, dude!
- [Orange] I made the mistake of punching people.
This game does not allow punching.
- [Pear] The pedestrian overlords
will not allow you to punch, dude.
- [Orange] I'm up, get away, get away.
- [Pear] Get out of there, no!
- [Orange] Don't touch me!
Ooo, I gotta get over here.
- [Pear] Yes, you made it!
Uh-oh.
(both laugh)
- [Orange] She's a little angry.
- [Pear] I can't breathe, I'm coughing.
(Orange laughs)
- [Orange] I can't get guns,
if she's gonna be comin', no.
You spelled shopping wrong.
Why'd I fall over?
What the heck?
(both laugh)
Now where'd she come from?
- [Pear] Where did this lady come?
(both laugh)
What did she have to do with it?
Dude, everyone hates you.
- [Orange] Quick, quick,
she got hit by a car, get outta here.
- [Pear] Why is everyone fighting?
(both laugh)
Did you slip on a banana peel?
- [Orange] I don't know what's going on!
- [Pear] This is literally the worst game,
and the best game at the same time.
I am crying over here, I'm laughing so hard.
- [Orange] I don't even know
what I'm supposed to do.
(both laugh)
I'm apparently looking for guns?
- [Pear] But I thought your kungfu was so great.
I thought your kungfu
was better than everyone. - [Orange] Apparently not.
(both laugh)
- [Pear] There's his kungfu in action.
(laughs)
- [Orange] I know kungfu!
- [Pear] For the last time,
no you don't.
(both laugh)
- [Orange] I'm gonna do it. - [Pear] Don't do it, dude.
- [Orange] I'm gonna kidney punch her.
- [Pear] Don't, you know
what's gonna happen. - [Orange] I'm gonna do it.
(both laugh)
- [Pear] Oh, you better get out of there.
(both laugh)
- [Orange] I gotta get outta here.
- [Pear] I can't take it.
I can't take it. - [Orange] I gotta run!
Run away!
See, he seriously looks like he has a stick up his butt.
- [Pear] I wasn't disagreeing with you.
I absolutely agree,
it looks like he has a stick stuck up his butt.
- [Orange] I almost didn't make it around that corner.
- [Pear] Seriously!
He slows down around the corners.
This dude's weakness is walking.
It's true.
- [Orange] I can't breathe.
Oh no, what's gonna happen?
(both laugh)
Well, he knows what he wants.
(both laugh)
Golly gee wilikers.
(both laugh)
- [Pear] Is he eating rocks?
(both laugh)
- [Orange] This is the worst voiceover ever.
Except walking.
- [Pear] And literally anyone on the street.
- [Orange] And banana peels, don't forget banana peels.
- [Pear] Banana peels are the worst.
- [Orange] Let's see if I can actually
make it out this door.
- [Pear] Just barely.
Oh, don't do it. - [Orange] Excuse me.
(both laugh)
- [Pear] Now you're askin' for it, dude.
(both laugh)
Why are those guys fighting?
- [Orange] I don't know!
- [Pear] This game makes no sense.
Oh, that did not look like it felt good.
(both laugh)
What is with the car?
- [Orange] That's what happens,
that happens every time you hit a car in real life.
- [Pear] You fly about 50 feet into the air,
and then come down, and then your car is fine,
it can continue driving.
- [Orange] Yeah, if I had a dime every time
I've seen somethin' like that.
- [Pear] Somebody has definitely not had their V8 today.
- [Orange] Nope, definitely not.
- [Pear] Pick up the pace, dude.
- [Orange] I'm trying, I'm going as fast as I can, Pear.
(both laugh) Okay, I'm here.
Oh no, not more talking.
- [Pear] What's with this creeper?
- [Orange] He really likes tank tops?
- [Pear] He loves tank tops, dude.
In fact, all of the bad guys love tank tops.
- [Orange] Gotta get 'em.
(both laugh)
Yeah, because that's done really well for you.
- [Pear] I can't breathe. - [Orange] I think you should
do less-- (both laugh)
Is that how people fight?
- [Pear] I can't breathe.
- [Orange] Are you okay, Pear?
- [Pear] (coughs) I don't think so,
I think this game killed me.
- [Orange] I can't do it. - [Pear] You gotta sign off.
You gotta sign off before... (laughs)
- [Orange] I gotta deliver punches.
- [Pear] I'm gonna choke.
I can't laugh anymore.
- [Orange] My kungfu is so strong, can't you see?
(both laugh)
(Pear chokes) - [Orange] Pear!
You're choking! (laughs)
- [Pear] Stop!
- [Orange] I can't stop. - [Pear] Please,
just stop.
(Orange laughs)
- [Orange] This is the best game ever!
(both laugh)
Later, alligators!
You know that Butt Man has super-Heelys?
That's how he gets around so fast.
He's like Tobuscus, he's got Heelys. (laughs)
Whoa, that was a mighty hip thrust. (laughs)
Hip thrustin'!
Hey buddy stop, we're gonna hammer time.
It's hammer time, stop!
Oh no!