>> NICE TO SEE EVERYONE. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HAVING
A SUPER BOWL PARTY. >> IS THIS OKAY?
SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS? >> SO THEN, MASKS OFF.
>> AH! FEELS SO FREE!
>> WE'VE ALL BEEN SO GOOD, WE DESERVE THIS.
>> TOTALLY. TOTALLY.
FULL DISCLOSURE, NOT A BIG DEAL, ANGIE AND I WENT TO P.F. CHANG'S
FOR HER BIRTHDAY. WE ATE OUTDOORS.
RELAX, YOU GUYS. >> THAT'S FINE, BUT I'M CRAZY
WITH THE COVID STUFF. I MEAN, I HAVEN'T LEFT MY HOUSE
AT ALL. I MEAN, YEAH, I'VE BEEN TO THE
GROCERY STORE AND THE LAUNDRY MAT.
>> OF COURSE. FOOD, CLOTHES.
>> YEAH, AND OBVIOUSLY STILL DOING MY WRESTLING CLUB.
SO -- >> YEAH.
BUT THAT'S JUST A GROUP OF WHAT? 20, 30 REALLY NICE GUYS?
>> WRESTLING A FEW NICE GUYS? DUDE, YOU'RE GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH.
I MEAN, WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT.
>> EXACTLY. I HAVEN'T HUNG OUT WITH ANYONE
OUTSIDE MY POD IN ALMOST A YEAR. >> I FEEL LIKE I'M ON QUARANTINE
BURNOUT. >> JUST ME, MY WIFE, MY BROTHER,
HIS WIFE, OBVIOUSLY THEIR NEIGHBORS, HIS BROTHERS, MY
GRANDPARENTS AND THEIR NURSING HOME.
OH, AND I GO INTO WORK. >> SORRY.
WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO AGAIN? >> I'M A MOUTH MASSEUSE.
I MASSAGE MOUTHS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S FINE, I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT KISSING THEM, RIGHT?
>> JUST HELLO AND GOODBYE AND SOMETIMES WHILE I MASSAGE.
>> YEAH, BUT -- THAT'S WORK WE ARE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT.
>> YEAH. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
PEOPLE ARE STILL GETTING SICK. >> BUT THE PROBLEM IS THEY'RE
GOING ABOUT THEIR NORMAL ACTIVITIES LIKE SEEING FRIENDS
AND STUFF. >> AH.
SO STUPID. >> SO DISGUSTING.
>> WHAT ABOUT YOU, SHELL, SINGLE GUY OVER THERE?
YOU LOOK LONELY AND DEPRESSED? >> ABSOLUTELY.
OF COURSE, NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT ZOOM, BABY!
>> FOR ME, IT'S JUST TOO AWKWARD.
SO I'VE BEEN HAVING RAW DOG FETCH WITH STRANGERS IN THE
PARK. >> GUYS, OUTSIDE, FRESH AIR.
IT'S FINE. >> AND STILL AUDITIONING FOR
PORN. >> INSIDE, NO AIR, YOU'RE GOOD.
>> YEAH, FOR ME, JUST NETFLIX, NETFLIX AND MORE NETFLIX.
>> WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING? >> OH, NO.
FOR MEETINGS, I'M FLYING OVER L.A., BRAZIL, LONDON.
>> YOU GOT THE VACCINE, DIDN'T YOU?
>> YEAH, ACTUALLY I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE IT? >> YEAH.
I TAKE IT EVERYWHERE I GO. >> GREAT THINKING, BRANDON.
>> WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT. >> HOOP HUNGRY FOR MY FAMOUS
CHILI? >> I AM!
>> YO. WOW.
SAFETY FIRST. >> AH, OKAY.
ABSOLUTELY. >> OKAY.
>> THERE WE GO. >> OKAY, YEAH, WOW.
>> LOOK WHO BECAME A CHEF! >> HMM.
>> YEAH. I WENT VIRAL ON TIKTOK.
>> WHAT? >> NO.
>> OH, TIKTOK, ALL THE LITTLE VIDEOS.
>> DID YOU SPICE THIS CHILI? >> OF COURSE.
>> I CAN'T REALLY TASTE IT. >> I CAN'T REALLY SMELL IT
EITHER. >> DO YOU GUYS THINK --
>> NO. DUDE!
WE'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT.
>> YEAH, YES. >> HEY, REMEMBER?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> HI, I'M DR. FAUCI.
RIGHT NOW, YOU PROBABLY ARE FEELING LIKE MOST AMERICANS.
BORED, HORNY AND BORDERLINE NUTS.
I KNOW I AM. BUT WHAT YOU JUST SAW IS THE
WRONG WAY TO SUPER BOWL. THAT'S WHY I PARTNERED WITH
CHEETOS AND DIRECT CONDOMS TO REMIND YOU TO SUPER BOWL
RESPONSIBLY AT A HOME, IN A MASK, LIGHTS OFF.
NO FRIENDS. # THISISHOWWESUPERBOWL.
IT HELPS SPREAD MY MESSAGES MY GOOD FRIEND.
>> COVID SUPER BOWL!