(screams)
- That's disgusting!
(screams)
- How dare you?
(screams)
- [Male Narrator] This is "What a Joke"
- [Female Narrator] With Tom Papa and Fortune Feimster.
- [Male Narrator] On Netflix Is a Joke Radio.
- So we have treats.
However, we also have tricks.
One of you is going to be treated,
one of you is going to be tricked.
(scary music)
(record scratch)
- Uh-Oh. For real?
- Yeah. Some of these are going to be icky.
(suspenseful music)
(rock music)
Tom, You pick A or B.
- A.
- I'm gonna pick B.
- Yes.
Okay.
Now you take a bite and tell us what you experience.
- Okay.
- Ew.
- Taste's like a cookie.
- Agh!
it's like doodie in the back of my throat.
It's like a cat pissed on it.
- [Joe Bolter] Well, it was just
supposed to be salty and spicy.
So there's a lot of salt.
- They effed with mine.
- Was mine effed with?
- Nope.
Yours was good, Fortune.
(laughs)
- Tom picked the trick.
- Aw, Tom got tricked! (laughs)
- Fortune, don't let him divide us!
(rock music)
- All right.
Round two.
- There are these
big pain in the ass candy apple things.
- Fortune, A or B.
- B.
- Ooh.
- Okay.
- So I go with-
- You go A.
- B.
- No, you go A.
- It's amazing this is what you have to do
to an apple to make it appealing.
Put a stick in it,
and the whole vat of Caramel.
- Mine's delicious!
- Ew! (gags)
- Oh no!
Fortune just threw up!
Fortune's not happy.
- It's an onion.
- [Charlene Conley] That's disgusting!
- [Tom Papa] How dare you do that to Fortune?
How dare you? - [Charlene] That's disgusting!
- How am I going to get this out of my mouth?
I don't like you!
(boom)
(rock music)
It says Cofax, which has L.A's best burritos.
- They couldn't have effed with these, could they?
- If you mess up a burrito, I'll be so mad at you.
- I just took one out of A.
- Tom's choosing A, Fortune's choosing B.
- Ooh, these burritos are the best.
(gags)
(yells)
- Mine's good.
- Mine's not!
- Oh no!
- What is it?
- [Joe Bolter] Beans, broccoli, banana and ketchup.
- Ew banana!
(laughs)
That's what it was.
Why would you do that to a burrito?
Why did I have two disgusting things ever?
(laughs)
( children saying "Ew")
(groans)
Tom had to eat a salty cookie?
(laughs)
- He said it tasted like cat pee.
(laughs)
- Oh my God.
He had a salty cookie.
- [Tom] Yeah, I called it a-
- And I had to eat an onion
and then a banana burrito.
That's not nice!
- (laughs) You've been tricked.
(boom)
So you all went on a haunted hay ride?
- We went on a field trip.
- A field trip?
And was it scary?
- Some things were scary.
And some things were not as scary.
I don't like to be scared,
but I felt like I was pretty brave near the end.
- Oh I have to go!
(whines)
(door bell rings)
(screams)
You do it then!
(laughs)
- Hey, it's Fortune Feimster,
and I'm at the L.A Haunted Hay Ride with my buddy.
Taylor Williamson!
We're going to go on the Hay Ride and see if we get scared.
- I hope I don't get scared.
- All right. Let's find out.
- I hope you get scared though.
- I hope you get scared.
- No.
(scream)
(synth music)
- Taylor and I have this tradition,
going to the Hay Ride every year.
Normally with a group of like 12 friends,
but they bailed on us this year.
(laughs)
- Can I just say for the record,
I hate being scared.
I only go 'cause I wanna hang out with my friends
who I never get to see, because they're always traveling.
but I didn't want to be here, honestly.
(eerie boom)
- All the Hay Ride. Here we go.
Why did you guys do this to me?
Oh my God, I'm scared.
I just don't like it when they like, surprise-
(screams)
Oh no!
(laughs)
Oh no!
(screams)
(boom) (yells)
- How about a hair cut? (screams)
(chain saw motor)
- Oh! That's not (mumbles)
(chainsaw motor)
- You suck at murdering!
You're a loser, and a bad murder.
- Yeah, you tell 'em.
Now I go scare my wife,
about how many Cinnabuns I eat.
Taylor!
We survived the Hay Ride!
- [Fortune] I think I heard Joe scream.
(eerie orchestral music)
- [Taylor] (laughs) Wait, why am I in front ?
How did this happen?
- 'cause you're the,
you're the man.
- No, I'm not the man!
- You're the man!
(doorbell rings)
- Oh my god.
(screams) Oh that's what that was
(laughs)
- Okay!
- That's the scary part.
(growls)
(screams)
(laughs)
At least they are Covid safe.
(screams)
wow!
- How are you today?
- Oh my-
- [Monster] Hungry!
- This isn't the kind of diner I wanted.
(screams)
(bang) Oh! That was good!
I never remember having a great costume.
I was more concerned about getting the candy.
(Taylor laughs)
I got my karate hands ready!
(screams)
- Oh hi, how are you?
(knocking) Oh!
You know the scariest thing that could happen to me?
Is being alone.
(laughs)
(screams) Oh!
- No!
- Hey that's my friend! Take it back!
- That was good.
- Take it back!
- (groans) I made it! (groans)
- I tried to protect you and you tried to scare me.
- I was brave. I lead the way for our whole group.
I got a lot of steps in though.
All right, Taylor
well we got sufficiently scared
and now it's time for treats!
- I wanna treat!
- Let's get one.
(eerie music)
- I had a great time!
So honored that you brought me to hang out with you
and try to make me pee inside of my pants.
- Well I was like, trying to think
"who is the manliest man, who will protect me"
and then I called that guy and he wasn't available.
(passerby's laugh)
Thanks for joining us at the L.A Haunted Hay Ride.
You guys have to check it out if you're in town.
We hope you have a happy Halloween!
- Check me out on TikTok!
(groovy music)