- Which candy flavors ruin the whole bag?
- Let's talk about that.
(gentle upbeat music)
Good Mythical Morning!
- I had a crazy dream last night.
A spirit parkoured down from the heavens to tell me
that all the other realms are in their feelings
about Earth's high concentration of delicious candy
and that you and I are the only ones that will be trusted
with weeding out the worst candy flavors
in order to return balance to the super realm.
(Rhett chuckles)
- Wow.
Did they tell us how to return balance to the super realm?
- Yes and they were very, very clear about it.
They said we would do it by way of cornhole.
- Then I guess it's time for Scorn Hole!
Worst Candy Flavor Edition.
(gentle country guitar music)
We still believe it's gonna be an Olympic sport
in two years, but it's gonna be a new game for us right now!
Welcome to the cornhole field zone!
- Yes. Now, this game has a number of rules.
Instead of giving them all to you right now,
we're gonna sort of explain as we go.
The only thing you need to know right now
is each one of these colored bags will correspond
to a different flavor of candy and in every round,
we're trying to figure out which one you said was the worst
because we asked you, Mythical Beasts,
what did you think was the worst flavor of candy
from a certain candy that comes in multiple flavors.
- And that one will be scorned
and the winner gets buttered up by a corny grandma.
- Yeah, they do.
- Let's corn it.
(gentle country guitar music) (words whooshing)
- [Stevie] Gentleman, before you
are the four original Starburst flavors.
Strawberry, orange, lemon, and cherry.
Which one did the Mythical Beasts vote
as the worst one to grace our star system?
- Strawberry. That's hurting, in my opinion.
- It's not great.
- I'm not gonna take the.
Oh, you're going. You're placing it back?
- I'm just, I'm doing corners.
Little corners.
I'm not putting the whole thing in my mouth.
- Orange.
- I'm always happy when I find orange.
- That tastes like the orange hubba.
Not hubba bubba. Bubblicious gum.
Oh, I love it.
- That's a good thing.
Lemon. This is, I mean.
- I don't like lemon anything in candy.
- This has gotta be the least favorite.
- Doesn't it?
- Everybody hates lemon.
- It's a strong lemon, too.
Cherry.
- Everybody loves red, no matter what it is.
- You to call it red.
- Okay.
- I wish there was a purple.
That's my favorite of anything.
Purple.
- Okay, so we tossed a couple of bags off camera.
At the same time, Link actually got a cornhole, so-
- Why are you surprised?
- So, well, because you and all of our practice
ahead of time, that didn't happen.
But now, maybe you're warmed up and ready to go.
- I get the advantage of going second
so you have to place your bets.
- Okay, so, I mean, I'm going all four bags on lemon.
I'm taking absolutely.
I don't even care.
So basically, what I'm trying to do,
what I think that you guys chose lemon as your worst flavor.
- So you're saying that one's worth three points.
- So each bag, that if I'm right,
each bag that lands on the board,
I get three points and then it would be two points,
one point and zero points, based on your preference.
I might wanna get one of these strawberry bags,
but you know what?
I'm going all the way in. Four yellow bags.
- I think orange is the best,
which will be worth zero points.
I agree. I think lemon is the worst, but.
- You're gonna hedge your bets
with one strawberry, aren't you?
- I do think strawberry kind of sucks.
I'm gonna hedge my bet with one strawberry.
- Yeah, well, you know what?
You gotta be confident.
- Let's get the L over there and get to tossing.
(gentle country guitar music)
No matter what flavor, if you land in the hole
and get a cornhole-
- It's an additional two points.
- Yeah, no matter what the flavor is.
So that's a guaranteed two points.
- Here we go. First toss.
(bag banging)
Oh, didn't even land it on the board.
I'm-a start with my my strawberry
because I'm not that warmed up.
Oh! Look at us.
We suck, man!
We should be scorned.
Whoa!
- Okay. All right. Okay.
- All right, so now, it's a lemon off at this point.
- Lemon off.
- (groans) Overcompensated.
- That was a lemon off the board.
(bag banging on board)
Oh. And that was a lemon off the board, as well.
- [Link] I'm nervous, dude.
- [Rhett] Lemon off the board.
- I'm freaking so nervous. (crew laughing)
Oh.
Now, I just gotta go for the hole.
(bag landing softly)
(Rhett and Link laughing)
I'm better than this!
- Okay Well, I didn't do too great.
(gentle country guitar music)
- Well, shoot.
All right, so we were in agreement that lemon sucked.
But were you in agreement?
- [Stevie] According to the Mythical Beasts,
the best flavor of Starburst is strawberry,
which means the pink bags were worth zero points.
- What?
- [Stevie] Cherry was voted third worst,
which means the red bags were worth one point.
- What? - Yeah. Yeah.
- Orange was voted second worse,
which means the orange bags were worth two points.
- Orange is great, guys!
- [Stevie] Which means the worst Starburst flavor,
according to the Mythical Beasts, is lemon.
Meaning the yellow bags were worth three points.
So Rhett you got six points this round
and Link, you got zero.
(buzzer dinging)
- I was just nervous!
- Hey, there's a lot of game left to be played.
(gentle country guitar music)
- [Stevie] Up next, we have the five flavors found
in the classic Skittles bag.
Lime, grape, lemon, strawberry, and orange.
Which one did the Mythical Beasts vote
as the worst in the rainbow?
- And since there's five flavors,
that means you can score up to four points per bag.
Four, three, two, one, zero points.
- That line is not good.
- I don't love it, either.
- I like the grape.
- Of course, we were totally wrong about the last round.
- We weren't totally wrong.
We were right about lemon.
- People loving the strawberry?
- We were wrong about strawberry.
I like the grape, man.
- Yeah. Purple!
- Boy, I could get lost in a bag full of grape Skittles.
Lemon. Again.
- You like lemon stuff.
- Not lemon candy, though.
I like a lemon bar, like lemon sweets.
Like lemon desserts.
- I don't like lemon anything except for lemons.
- That lemon.
- Excuse me for spitting these out.
- It's better than the lime, but they're both bad.
Red always good. In this case, it is strawberry.
- Does it taste like strawberry, though?
- It tastes kinda like the strawberry Starburst.
- I think it's better if you just call it red flavor.
You know?
It's like, it doesn't matter what it's supposed to be.
If you like it, you like it.
Orange flavor!
- All the citrus is bad in a Skittle.
Man.
It's down to lemon or lime.
- Yeah, you're right.
Because you're winning, you have to keep going first, so.
- I think the lime is pretty bad,
but I don't know if people know
that they think that it's bad.
- Right, because they're voting without tasting.
- Right.
Man, so I'm tempted to go three and one
or maybe two and two.
Man, that lime is not great.
(groans) I'm going two and two.
- Oh, you're getting scared.
- Because I just really don't like that lime.
- The thing that's scared me is that y'all hated orange
almost as much as lemon in the last round.
- But this orange is pretty good.
Is it not?
- It's like a Tic Tac.
It tastes like a Tic Tac.
- What you gonna do?
- (sighs) I think people think-
- They hate lemon.
- That lemon is still the worst.
You went two and two?
- I almost went three and one.
- I think I'm going three and one lemon.
- That was a lime. - Okay.
(crew laughing)
Oh, yeah. Lime.
(gentle country guitar music)
You first, man. - I'm still going first.
I'm gonna go with lime
because I'm a little less confident in that answer.
- Oh, that's hard.
(Link and Rhett yelling)
- No!
All right, so you know you got two points,
no matter how much people love or hate lime.
- That's right!
- I'm gonna start with my lime, too.
- How's that make you feel, Neil?
Huh?
- (sighs) A little under pressure.
- Okay. Right.
I'm just trying to apply a little bit of pressure.
Think it's what you need.
(bag banging on board)
(Rhett and Link yelling)
Okay. All right, okay.
- Now if you knock mine in-
- Yours in, I give you two points.
- I get those two points. - Yeah.
Listen, I watch cornhole on television.
- Riveting.
Of course, I guess-
- (yells) Dang it!
I knocked yours in and moved-
- Thank you! - And did not even land mine.
Oh, that was horrible.
That was the worst possible thing I could have done.
- Lemon.
I believe this was worth four points.
These are the big ones.
- Well, you can't change it by just believing.
Believing in something doesn't make it true.
(bag banging on board)
- I love that slide.
What you going to do?
(bag banging on board)
- Dang it!
- Oh, you trying to knock mine off?
- No, I was just trying to get in the hole.
(bag banging on board)
- Right there. Yeah.
- (laughing) That went right through, right?
- No, I thought it was going into hole.
- It was so online.
Dang it. You've got a big advantage here.
- Short. Oh, yes, yes, yes!
(gentle country guitar music)
I feel like I'm looking at 14 points right here.
- (sighing) Bad round.
- [Stevie] According to the Mythical Beasts-
- No, no, no. 15!
No, no! How many points?
- Hey, you don't have to do the math.
We have people. We have people for that.
- [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. I'm about to tell you.
- I'm looking at so many points.
- [Stevie] Yeah, maybe. I don't know yet.
According to the Mythical Beasts,
the best flavor of Skittles is strawberry.
- Yeah, that's what you all like.
- I don't think you like strawberry.
- [Stevie] Which means the red bags are worth zero points,
followed by lime for one point.
- Lime sucks!
- Then orange for two points.
- Yes.
- Then lemon for three points,
which means the worst Skittles flavor,
according to Mythical Beasts, is grape.
- Grape? - It's not!
- It's the best, you fools! - We're tasting it!
- [Stevie] Mean the purple bags were worth four points.
So Rhett you got three points this round
and Link, you got 12 points.
- [Rhett] Dang it!
- (laughing) You're the real loser.
You need to start liking grape! Purple.
- Yeah. It's good.
(gentle country guitar music)
- This isn't the GMM set.
This is a woven blanket of the GMM set!
- And today is the last day to join Third Degree Quarterly
or Annual in the Mythical Society to get this thing.
- And you know what? We will give you 15% off.
- We will.
Third Degree Quarterly or Annual today only.
- Right. - To sweeten the deal.
- Yeah. Go over there to Mythical society.com.
Figure it out!
- Oh, yes.
- [Stevie] All right, y'all.
In this last round, we have all five
of the original Sour Patch Kids flavors.
Red berry, orange, lemon, lime, and blue raspberry.
Which one did the Mythical Beasts vote
as the worst of the Patch?
- It's anybody's game.
- Can I just say game one thing?
I love the way that Sour Patch Kids-
- That was one thing!
- They decided that this is called red berry
as opposed to making it something else.
They just decided- - Brilliant.
- We're just gonna call it berry,
but it's just a red berry, guys.
Don't get any ideas.
You're embracing the redness.
- Berry good.
- Now, if you have a rash, do not embrace the redness.
- Orange.
See, the voters...
- That tastes kind of strange.
- I don't know.
I'm losing my confidence in either myself or the voting.
- But you have to go first now
and I'm not gonna say what I'm thinking
because you have the lead, my friend.
- Definitely not as good as red berry, in my opinion.
How's the yellow?
(gags) Tastes like cleaner.
What do I think of the lime?
I don't like the lime.
- I'm trying to figure out.
I'm trying to map what they did
in previous rounds onto these flavors.
- People think they like the lime.
Blue raspberry.
Definitely my favorite color.
That's good.
My favorite is definitely the red berry,
then the blue raspberry, then the orange,
then the lime, then the lemon.
But you haven't agreed with me.
- So what are you gonna do?
Take off your cape.
Hit me a little bit.
- Sorry, I didn't mean to hit you a little bit.
So, if I were voting for my using my own instincts,
I would still say yellow sucked the worst.
And then I would say I would hedge my bet with one lime.
But I know that you don't like the orange as much.
I think is what I remember.
So I gotta take at least one orange.
I'm going with the lime.
So this is, these are my bets.
Okay?
- Okay.
I think that citrus actually has a slight advantage
in this category because of the sourness already compliments
what's happening with the Sour Patch Kid.
Orange is excellent.
It is my favorite flavor of all of them.
- Really?
- Everybody likes red. That's never the worst.
Blue raspberry might fall into like, the grape category
so I'm gonna definitely grab one blue raspberry.
- Oh, yeah.
- You gotta have a lemon just because, just in case.
Lime is actually the worst of the citrus ones
to me in this particular category.
I'm gonna actually grab two limes.
- Well, you're done.
- One lemon and one blue.
Okay.
(gentle country guitar music)
It's any man's game here, Link.
You gotta go first.
- Gotta go first.
You know what?
I'm going with a lemon first
and I wish I would've grabbed one of the blue ones.
- Why? Just because I did?
- No, because they didn't like it in the last round
and I gotta use their stupidity against you.
- Hey, come on!
- Okay.
- I don't think you're stupid.
I just think your tongue's broken.
(bag banging on board)
- Oh, that doesn't count!
- That doesn't count and technically, it needs to be
cleared off of the board just so it doesn't-
- Lucas, clear it!
Clear it like a Wimbledon boy!
(Rhett laughs)
- I'm going lime first.
(bag banging on board)
- [Link] Oh!
- Blocked the hole.
- You're kind of blocking me unless I-
- Block the hole.
- Unless I just do a high arc into the hole.
- [Rhett] You could do that.
- There's nothing like just like a top down approach
right into the hole.
(bag banging on board)
(Rhett and Link gasping)
- I'm trying to just get another safe placement
of a lime on the board.
(bag banging on board)
Okay.
- And now I'm gonna do a safe placement
of my lime on the board.
And you know what? I'm going for the hole.
(bag banging on board)
- Yes!
- Oh, no!
- Going lemon.
(bag banging on board)
Okay.
- Oh, that was ugly. That was ugly, Rhett.
- Well, it's on there, brother.
- Oh, gosh.
- (laughing) Hey!
- My shoulder's hurting, dude!
- Oh, really?
- Something's wrong with my shoulder.
- Okay. Blue raspberry in the hole.
(bag banging on board)
- [Link] Oh, this is not good.
Not good at all!
- [Rhett] Okay.
(gentle country guitar music)
- [Stevie] Okay.
According to the Mythical Beasts,
the best flavor of Sour Patch Kids is blue raspberry.
- The best? (Link clapping)
- It's not. - You fools!
- [Stevie] Which means the blue bags are worth zero points.
- I get nothing for that.
- [Link] Nothing for that.
- That helps you. That helps you.
- Followed by red berry for one point.
- Great. I agree.
- [Stevie] Then lime.
- Oh, shoot. - For two points.
- All your limes are gone!
Oh, no. Two points.
- (laughs) They're not gone.
They just worth two points.
- [Stevie] Then orange for three points.
- Oh, oh oh.
- [Stevie] Which means the worst Sour Patch Kids flavor,
according to the Mythical Beasts, is lemon,
meaning the yellow bags were worth four points.
So Rhett, you got eight points this round.
Link, you got three points,
which means buy a two point margin, Rhett, 17-
- Yes! - Link, 15. Rhett wins.
(Link groans)
- Hey, close, man.
If you'd have just gotten
that last little lime on the board.
- All right, This is a brand new game.
Let us know if you wish I would've won.
- (laughs) Hey!
And let us know, you know, what you think about this game.
How we might change it up.
You know, we're gonna try to constantly make it better.
- I got some ideas
and I want to eat some more of my favorite.
- But you know what?
I won, so I get to get buttered up by a corny grandma.
- All right, do it.
Take your time, Grandma.
(crew laughing)
- And you are towering.
I haven't been this tingly
since Clark Gable seduced Lana Turner in "Honky Tonk".
- (laughing) Oh, my God.
- Have you seen that talky?
- No.
I was hoping that you would just have a stick of butter
and touch me with it.
Honestly, that's what I thought we would do.
- Well, thank you for making me feel alive again.
- [Rhett] Okay, Grandma, I've had enough.
- Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell.
- Don't touch me. You know what time it is.
(Grandma gasping)
- Hello, I'm Michael Osorio from Brooklyn, New York.
And now it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
(bag banging on board)
- Cornhole can be funny, man.
- That's a bootleg cornhole board!
- Sometimes just thinking about it makes you laugh.
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