We're up next. I'm so nervous.
I've never rap battled against anything except a toaster.
Don't worry.
Like every legendary DJ,
I researched the competition and wrote embarrassing facts
about them on these flash cards.
Eh?
Me and you have very different ideas about hip hop.
Are y'all ready for the next round?
[cheering]
It's time for Cardi A!
Aww, she's so cute!
Tell me her dirty secrets.
All right...
Cardi A, spelling bee champ, still sleeps in footie pajamas.
Personally, I don't see what's wrong with that,
but maybe you can make something out of it.
Battling Cardi A is Lay Lay and DJ Sadie!
[cheering]
All right, I want a nice, clean battle, okay?
[chuckles] Yeah, right.
This is battle rap, baby! Get down and dirty!
[hip hop track starts playing]
♪ Uh, uh! ♪
♪ Cardi A! ♪
♪ Uh, uh! Check it! ♪
♪ They call me Cardi A Cardi A! ♪
♪ No, not Carter ♪
♪ But I'm hard like Wayne Psyche, my game's harder ♪
♪ I'm about to beat you And your little partner ♪
♪ Yeah, you just got served By a rapping kindergartener! ♪
[cheering]
[track starts playing]
♪ It's yo girl, Lay Lay! ♪
♪ Cardi A is cute ♪
♪ You think you're hot I'll make you simmer ♪
♪ I'll beat you In the spelling bee ♪
♪ 'Cause You can't spell "winner"! ♪
♪ Maybe you can battle me When you get a little older ♪
♪ I was dropping rhymes ♪
♪ Back when you was In the stroller! ♪
♪ Coming for me? I'm coming back like karma ♪
♪ It's past your bedtime Go put on your footie pajamas ♪
[cheering]
Damn!
Cardi A, you did your thing,
but Lay Lay and Sadie, they win this round.
[cheering]
All right, now.
Coming to the stage next, ooh,
we have Boombox's very own Lugnut!
[cheering]
Competing against Lugnut,
this kid calls himself the coldest rapper in the game.
Show some love for Chicago's own Young Dylan!
[cheering]
What up, Boombox Burger?
Who is this guy?
I don't know, he's from out of town.
I didn't study out-of-towners.
I wasn't told they would be on the test!
♪ Throw your burgers in the air Like you don't care ♪
♪ Throw your fries in the air Like you don't care ♪
♪ Hey, Young Dylan I'm a young villain ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm about to serve you And I'm not chilling ♪
♪ After I win You'll know my name is Lugnut ♪
♪ It's easy to remember because It rhymes with pig butt ♪
♪ Lugnut! ♪
That was cute.
My turn.
♪ You ain't a young villain Y'all know how I be chillin' ♪
♪ You should put me On your playlist ♪
♪ You are with Young Dylan! ♪
♪ I deep pop-bop that boombox Like, surprise! ♪
♪ Give him a tissue Lugnut 'bout to cry ♪
♪ I thought you could serve me You didn't serve me, you lost ♪
♪ The only thing You're serving me ♪
♪ Is burgers and fries ♪
[cheering]
All right, yeah!
Yeah, get off the stage, Lugnut.
[laughs] Get off the stage!
Give it up for the winner, Young Dylan!
[cheering]
I'm just going to say what everybody's thinking.
I don't like his face.
Be nice to Dylan.
Sadie, you don't have to remind me to be nice.
- Yes, I do. - Yes, you do.
Hey, Dylan!
Congrats on getting into the finals.
You were pretty good up there.
Eh, he was alright.
Nah, she's right, I was good.
And now, you're the last rapper I gotta beat.
[laughs]
Girl, wake him up, because if he thinks
he's going to beat me, he's dreaming.
Uh, I like that false confidence.
Uh, my nails may be fake,
but my confidence is real.
Unlike that chain around your neck.
Heh, you're pretty funny for a seven-year-old.
So...
Young Dylan, what brings you to Cleveland, huh?
Um, I'm in town visiting family, and...
Wait a minute...
Young Dylan don't chat with his competition.
Eh, I wouldn't call you competition.
I wouldn't call you, period.
Rap battles can be so mean and personal.
Wouldn't it be nice to have a little camaraderie off stage?
[both] No!