MICHAEL: Play Pals!Michael and Gavin, Ibb and Obb,
MICHAEL: we are playing a game,
MICHAEL: fucking watch it now.
GAVIN: Michael I'm drawing a bunch of, uh, pink fuzz
MICHAEL: I see that
GAVIN: oh yeah, you're drowning in pink
[laughter]
GAVIN: Look at you.
MICHAEL: dude, all I can see is the blacks of my eyes
MICHAEL: So this is Play Pals episode three.
MICHAEL: Gavin and I are playing Ibb and Obb- you just fucking committed suicide.
MICHAEL: and I'm dead too.
GAVIN: I can never remember this. We were talking about this game, Ibb and Obb.
GAVIN: I always thought- I thought it was called, like, Peb and Flib and Mong and Dork
MICHAEL: I don't think it is
[Michael grunts]
MICHAEL: I can't even get up there
GAVIN: can you kill it Michael? Michael? Aww.
[laughter]
MICHAEL: Stop jumping into it. Gavin: Well you gotta come up or something.
Michael: Well I, how am I gonna get up there? Gavin: Well maybe like do, no-
Michael: Oh wait, jump on my head Gavin: Oh, okay.
Yeah, get up there you little bastard.
Micheal: There you go. Gavin: Oh, I'm up here.
Michael: There ya go. Kill him, jump on his fuckin'- there ya go.
Gavin: yeah, that's cool. Get all the gubs.
Michael: Alright, so I'm the green one and you're the, like, red one
Gavin: Get the, the g-gem.
Michael: Alright. Here, jump on my head or like
Gavin: J-jump on my head and then I'll jump and then you jump on my head.
[Michael grunts]
Gavin: There you go. Michael: That was skill.
Here, w-w-w-wait.
Gavin: Whenever we do something good- Michael: Kay, this is less work for me, just go.
Gavin: Whenever we do something good
Michael: Yeah.
[laughter]
Michael: Alright. We're, like, making music with our feet.
Gavin: Yeah, and with our art.
[laughter]
Michael: oh yeah
[Michael grunts]
Gavin: Should we do some eh, like swapping?
Michael: Yeah
[both make whooshing noises]
Gavin: Uh. Michael: That was so smooth
Gavin: What is this there? Michael: What are these little things? I'm kicking 'em
kick 'em in the ass.
Gavin: Should we take them to the end?
Michael: Yeah
Gavin: Awe on the 'ead
go on son
Gavin: Keep it up Michael: In the bucket
Michael: What is this fucking thing?
Michael: I'll fuck you up Gavin: Michael-
Michael: Now I'll just stand here Gavin: Michael let's do a- *laughter*
Michael: Juggle, juggle Gavin: It landed on my head
Michael: Come here Gavin: Did you see that?
Micheal: Yeah, here bounce this ball
Gavin: No lo-lo-look
Gavin: See I- Michael: Keep the ball in the AIR!
Gavin: Yeah I'm doing it, look, to me, to you
to me-
[Grunts]
MICHAEL : Oh Fuck
[Grunts]
[Michael laughs ]
GAVIN: Is-
[Gavin screams]
MICHAEL: Gavin!
[Michael grunts]
MICHAEL : Okay , so let's keep this ball- GAVIN: take the sun ball
MICHAEL: The balls are alive by the way
MICHAEL: Eh ball is dead now GAVIN: awn
MICHAEL: Ball was alive for a very short time
GAVIN: Oh Michael ! OH Michael
MICHAEL: Yeah- GAVIN: oh
MICHAEL: That was good GAVIN: Did I- Oh I did
GAVIN: I-I kinda got ahead of myself there and it paid off MICHAEL: You gotta come back though to get me
GAVIN: Alright . Why don't you just come down the way I came
MICHAEL: 'Cause i can't go through the pink barrier GAVIN: My bad
GAVIN : See I'm learning MICHAEL : Yeah GAVIN: It's a learning curve
MICHAEL: You are like a learning computer GAVIN: Hey Michael look at this !
GAVIN: It's my learning curve
[Both laugh]
MICHAEL: This is usually your learning curve
[Gavin laughs quietly]
GAVIN: Awn it goes down like I'm getting dumber
MICHAEL: Then backwards a bit. And for a slight moment you do something incredible
with the ninja rope .And then you almost have it and then it's classic Gavin
[Gavin laughs]
MICHAEL: So that's pretty much your learning curve GAVIN: oh can we just jump over all that
MICHAEL: OW GAVIN: Ohow
MICHAEL : Alright I committed suicide that time GAVIN: It's pretty sad I disintegrate as soon as you do
MICHAEL: Yeah, well Gavin- I mean just real- just like real life you'd be lost without me
GAVIN: See that.boosh boosh MICHAEL: Well that was skills
GAVIN: I'm bringing all my children *Michael laughs* hold on
GAVIN: C'mon kids MICHAEL: Your little orange children
MICHAEL: Dude don't step on them or you will kill them.I found that out.
MICHAEL: If you jump on top of you you will crush 'em GAVIN: Michael catch a kid
MICHAEL: whats up ? GAVIN: Here is a kid for you
MICHAEL: Okay GAVIN: Now I'm gonna get the others
[Michael laughs]
MICHAEL: Here is your kid back, I don't want 'em
GAVIN: take my kids Michael. we are a team MICHAEL: I don't want your children Gavin
MICHAEL: It's bad enough I gotta take care of you okay ?
MICHAEL: Alright let's be serious for a moment GAVIN: If we do this and then- woop- And then
GAVIN: woop [Michael laughs]
GAVIN: No no wait that's not right MICHAEL: that's- you are not doing much there
GAVIN: I guess I just have to go up and then- MICHAEL: just do the same thing we just did
GAVIN: What ?
MICHAEL: Just get on my head GAVIN:oh...really ?
GAVIN: Am I gonna get.... High enough ?
[Michael laughs quietly]
MICHAEL: Oh I mean you are not- [Both laugh]
GAVIN: go ahead and try- find-find like a ladder or something
MICHAEL : Go ahead ? okay push me through one more time I'll see if there is a fucking ladder up ahead.I'll go find a home depot
GAVIN: jump on my head and lob me across right so you run and jump
MICHAEL: Okay GAVIN: Run that way and jump
MICHAEL: Okay GAVIN: Yeah go
[Grunts]
MICHAEL: Perfect GAVIN: Bung you up there
MICHAEL: Bung me up there ? GAVIN : Yeah and then
MICHAEL: How the fuck do you over here?
GAVIN: *whispering* psst kid! what do you know?
[Michael laughs]
MICHAEL: It's like the second level GAVIN: Uhm
MICHAEL: Is the- *Laughs*
MICHAEL: there is like four doors it can't be that complicated
GAVIN: alright Michael let's both go back MICHAEL: Go back where ?!?