- We're here again and we're just as uncomfortable
as last time.
Let us begin.
(lullaby music) (baby cries)
Hey everybody, we're doing this again.
I'm Kelsey and I'm single and we thought it was really funny
to make me do the 100 baby challenge.
(gasps) She's in labor!
Oh, this is the moment!
Chelsea is in labor.
Last time I issued a challenge to all of you
to make baby daddies for Chelsea,
who's going to have to have 100 children
in this baby challenge.
But since last time I met so many eligible men
that I'm gonna hold that so you got extra time.
We'll be checking out your baby submissions next video.
We're back in Chelsea's home.
It is Night on the Town night which I think
means New Year's?
It looks like Olive's birthday is tomorrow.
Olive's gonna be a toddler.
Olive's gonna need a bed.
Olive's gonna need like a high chair, a lot of stuff,
so we really need to start hustling with the writing.
I guess she's writing a romance novel.
Good job, Chelsea.
You're crushing this.
Ooh, level five.
She's really, oh, oh no, Olive is upset.
Change that diaper, pause, pause, don't do that.
Baby first.
Oh we finished writing a book, okay, we gotta publish that.
Oh no, Olive is sad again.
We'll rock you.
♪ Bom-bom-ch ♪
And she's got a baby certificate.
Oh my God, should we place that somewhere?
We totally should.
This is gonna be our baby wall,
and hopefully we'll have 100 baby certificates
on here by the end.
Oh sell to publisher.
Yes.
Bawdy Language, yeah!
Ooh (gasps) we're a one-star celebrity
'cause we've written so many books!
We're gonna be a famous mom.
Can we use our fame points to do something cool?
Networking.
The social prowess to deal with fellow celebrities.
We should have this one so she can talk
to that famous guy more.
Feeling good, feeling fine.
(orchestral music)
Woo, oh it's happy New Year's, baby!
I think this also means (gasps), it's our baby's birthday!
♪ It's our baby's birthday ♪
♪ Yeah it's our ♪
Why did I start singing that song?
Life of I: Imaginary Numbers and You.
Sure, oh, our baby's upset again.
Every time we sit down.
Kinda like my dog does that where like I can't believe
I'm comparing a baby to a dog,
but technically this is a Sim baby so it's kind of better.
My dog does that where every time I sit down to eat,
he needs something, so either he needs food too
or he needs to go outside.
And what's worse is it'll be right as I finish cooking,
so everything's hot and ready and I put it down
and then he's like, can I go outside?
And I'm like, it's gonna get cold.
But I love him, so I guess it's fine.
No!
Our computer just started frizting
and that's our livelihood.
I guess we'll have to learn how to fix a computer.
Why don't you try to fix this now?
I hope she doesn't die by fixing this computer,
otherwise we're gonna have to have a very short challenge
or Olive is gonna have to take up the mantle.
Oh my gosh, please don't die, please don't die,
please don't die.
Yes, our handy queen.
She doesn't need a repairman, mostly because
repairmans are expensive.
I think she did it.
Ey!
Oh and you left a bunch of trash.
Oh I just got $156!
We just, whoa, Bawdy Language made so much money.
Oh, is she having...
She's having an accident.
She just peed herself.
- [Chelsea] Oh, tooga, smerbs!
- Clearly there was too much going on
and I didn't properly take care of my Sim.
Oh J. Huntington is asking us to go over to his house.
But we shouldn't leave the baby so, sorry.
We can't come over.
You can come over here.
We just peed ourselves, so we might need to clean up.
And then we need to eat.
If this Sim survives me, I'm gonna be so proud of her.
Go take care of your baby.
I know you're embarrassed 'cause you peed yourself.
I'm embarrassed too.
I keep trying to let her eat and she just really
hasn't had time.
Oh yeah watch New Year's Eve TV, how cute.
Oh, the baby's crying again.
You're gonna be aged up today.
Okay here we go!
(gasps) Olive aged up!
Toddlers, okay, so we gotta do a random one.
We're not allowed to choose their traits.
Pick a random number between one and eight.
- [Computer Voice] It's two.
- Great, this baby is angelic.
How nice, how convenient for us.
Oh, it is so cute, she's got her mom's blonde hair.
Look at her!
Oh wow you're gonna be expensive, aren't you?
That means it's time for a makeover of the house.
Welcome to Kelsey's extreme home makeover,
but not that extreme because we
don't really have that much money.
Okay, this one looks good.
We'll get a cute color for her.
What color does she want?
Oh that's cute!
We'll put it under the window.
That's pretty cute.
What other things does a toddler need?
A toddler needs a high chair.
I really like this yellow theme for our baby.
She needs a toilet, that's real.
You think we could just put it in the bathroom with ours?
Yeah, oh my God, it's next to the big potty.
It's so cute.
Maybe we'll get like a little toy for her.
Toddlers only, imagination skill, creativity skill.
Cute, it's a little cat.
All right, I think we got it all.
That's all kids need, right?
A toy, food, peeing.
(chuckles)
I wanna change the wallpaper a little bit.
(soft music)
All right, we made her a little room.
It's very simple, but you gotta start from somewhere.
How cute!
Wow, now what do we do?
Can we put her to bed?
Here we go, you're going to bed now.
Oh, her bedtime clothes are so cute.
Goodnight, my sweet love.
She's got all these values, oh my gosh.
We could really mess up our children.
Just like in real life.
Her New Year's Eve was awful.
What do you mean?
You had a great New Year's Eve, your daughter aged up.
Oh, Olive needs to pee.
She doesn't know how to potty on her own, though,
so I guess I gotta wake up and help Olive to go potty.
All right, Olive, you ready?
Now is the important time in a child's life
where you gotta potty in a potty.
She just waved like you can't get to the potty,
so I guess I gotta move the potty to a better location.
Is it weird to have the child's potty in their room,
or is it fine?
I guess it doesn't matter.
All right here we go!
Oh she's so cute!
She's so imbalanced.
Well, she acquired the potty skill.
We are parents as heck.
Are you not going?
Go!
Why aren't you going on the potty?
It's spring now!
(baby grunting)
(passing gas)
Ew.
It made all the toilet noises.
Now our baby's hungry.
So I guess we gotta food our baby.
She says I'm hungry.
And I say okay, I'm gonna take you there, to food town.
Celebrity level lost?
Dang it, aw man.
She's just taking some time off of her high level
celebrity status to be a good mother.
She's gonna take a nap while the baby's eating?
Now the baby wants out.
Let out the baby.
She has no energy.
(baby chuckling)
Aw, that was so cute.
All right now she's gotta go to bed,
and baby will, baby needs fun so we're gonna play.
Oh my gosh, look how cute.
(lullaby music)
This is great.
She's adorable, wow, I never really knew
that this is what it would feel like
to have your first child.
I'm enamored.
I just got Olive but already I would kill for Olive.
Oh my gosh, Chelsea's in labor.
This is not a drill, Chelsea's in labor.
It's time.
Did she go back to bed?
No, Chelsea!
You have to wake up and have your baby.
Dominic, this is not the time to ask me on a date, okay,
I am busy.
But thank you for your interest.
(gasps) It's a girl!
It's another girl!
Paola, Brielle.
Brielle's kinda cute.
Brielle!
Let's go home with Brielle.
No time to waste, gotta get pregnant away.
Baby making o'clock.
J., come on over.
There's some great performers playing.
Santa's asking us to hang out.
Not the time, Santa.
I love that Chelsea's two best friends are Santa Claus
and Nancy Landgraab.
And also of course all of her lovers slash fathers.
(gasps) Oh my God, we should do like a Father's Day
and just invite all the fathers over for a party.
That'd be fun.
Aw, she gave him a kiss to greet him.
(sultry music) That is so cute.
All right, let's have a baby.
Oh he said yes, that's good.
Oh no, where are you going, Olive?
Oh, Olive is walking outside.
Olive, no, no, no.
No Olive.
Go here.
We need more toys for our baby.
Boom, toys.
Meanwhile, Chelsea's, you know,
working on baby number three.
Now our pregnancy test.
Come on!
If not, we'll have to just go back into the bedroom.
Ho, we're eating for two.
Yay, tell him the good news.
He'll probably be a little surprised, as you know,
anyone would be in his situation.
But maybe he's excited.
(Sims speaking Simlish)
He looks a little not excited.
- Yay! - Okay no, he's pumped.
Okay, well good for you.
All of these men, I feel like,
she tells them at the top, right?
Like hey, I've got this goal.
Wait, we got our second baby birth certificate.
Baby number two.
What's parenting?
Yes, let's teach to say please and thank you.
Very good parenting.
Very good parent, and she's pregnant now,
so we can move onto our next man.
I think we wanna try for Thorne but we gotta get
a little bit more, I feel like if we were a little bit more
of a celebrity, maybe that would help.
We feed the baby.
I'm apparently a little hungry too so maybe I'm gonna,
I mean she's a little hungry too.
She's smelling her cereal.
Does that have a nice bouquet?
Oh our baby's cranky, we went too far!
(baby cries) No.
Oh she's crying!
We're a horrible parent!
(baby grunts)
Or she's cranky, I don't understand children.
We can't ask Thorne to, wow, he's just too cool for us.
Forget everything, baby's upset.
Oh no, baby woke up our other baby!
No, no, no, go back to bed.
Okay.
Oh, she's feeling nauseous.
Who's that outside?
He's wearing a cool sunglasses and Christmas hat.
Sergio?
- [Sergio] Dag dag!
- Dag dag!
(Sergio speaks Simlish)
Get to know.
Oh she really needs to go.
Maybe this isn't the time.
And the baby's crying.
Well at least we met him.
Oh wow, Sergio just came into our house
so maybe he really is gonna be our next friend.
He's gonna talk to our baby 'cause our baby's upset,
and change that dirty diaper.
We'll make a little flirtatious joke.
La la la, you're in my house at midnight.
I found you walking by the front of my house
with your sunglasses on and a Santa hat
and I knew you had to be mine.
Compliment his outfit, be like, "Sergio,
"you got a fashion sense."
She needs to sleep though.
Sergio left.
Aw is she coming to her bedroom?
This is so cute, she's gonna wake her up at night.
(baby crying)
Oh no, she's waking her up by crying.
That's not the best news.
Aw, perfect.
Get less sad, my darling.
She needed to potty.
It's very convenient this toddler, all you have to do
is check the toddler and then the toddler
tells you what it needs.
(Chelsea speaks Simlish)
It's taking awhile.
(baby whines)
Why's she sad?
Oh did she mess up?
She had an accident.
Aw man, shoot.
Now other baby is crying.
They're both hungry at 5 a.m.
Woo, parenting, man.
I really wanted to be a parent but now
this just seems like a lot of work.
It's almost Brielle's birthday!
Wait, what?
Our baby's already aging up?
We'll have two toddlers.
Uh-oh, okay the babies are up, and they're doing stuff.
Olive is coming into the bathroom while she's showering.
Okay we gotta feed Olive here.
Or I mean Brielle.
We haven't even properly seduced our next man yet.
But I think we got a little bit of a head start
on Sergio so maybe we'll invite him over.
Oh he's here, okay.
Ooh, double task, I love this.
Get to know.
Oh so we can write and we can talk.
Oh she's smelly.
Can she take a bath without me?
No she needs me.
You know, you should just keep playing
until you get really smelly and then you'll be fine.
Yeah, just keep playing.
We gotta write a book and seduce a man.
We can't also give our child a bath.
Oh, we need to ask Sergio if he's single.
We haven't done that yet and that's an important step.
I have learned.
He is single.
Good.
Ooh she finished writing her book, okay good.
Sell that to the publisher.
Oh wait is he leaving?
Sergio!
Dang it.
Oh gosh the baby's crying again.
Why is everyone sad?
I only have one at a time time.
(suspenseful musical sting)
Oh my God, Sergio came back.
Sergio scared the crap out of me.
I was like, a stranger is in my home!
But I appreciate you, Sergio, for trying to help.
Oh my God, why does she still cry?
We've done everything.
I need to pee!
Sergio, a total angel, has just stuck it through.
He's taking her garbage out.
I have never had a boyfriend take out my garbage.
Oh no, Olive is really hungry.
I have hardly enough time to keep up with Chelsea's needs,
let alone all these kids' needs.
Oh she's tired, okay, go to sleep.
Good girl.
Olive is such a good girl.
She's taking care of herself a lot so I feel like
Olive is definitely gonna be one of those kids that,
oh no, that helps take care of the other kids.
Brielle is very fussy.
Olive was never this fussy.
Olive is going to bed on her own like a flippin' champion.
You gotta sleep, sleep while your kids are sleeping.
We still need to seduce this guy.
Oh no, a baby's awake and she's hungry and tired.
Oh no, she's crying.
Oh she's so hungry.
Oh no!
Remember when her life was fun
and she was just a single gal?
And our toilet, our toilet too?
Are you kidding me?
Our toilet just broke and is spouting water everywhere.
Our baby's crying, our other toddler is very sad
because it was very hungry.
I meanwhile have had no fun in ages.
We still haven't seduced Sergio.
Oh, our baby's crying and needs aid, but we don't,
we're also hungry, gonna die.
Oh no, she's losing relevance as a celebrity.
Everything's going wrong!
It's Brielle's birthday.
Okay, I think we should just age up Brielle
so that we don't have to take care of her crying anymore.
Brielle aged up, okay, now I gotta pick a trait for Brielle.
Pick a number between one and eight.
- [Computer Voice] It's three.
- It's three so this toddler is clingy.
Great.
And we're gonna sell this and we're gonna get
a toddler bed for Brielle.
Brielle's taking herself on a walk outside
with her little rain boots.
Brielle is honestly so cute.
I would argue Brielle might be cuter than Olive
which I would hate to say 'cause you know, as a parent,
you're not supposed to compare your kids, but,
she is so flippin' cute.
Oh she just fell asleep in the bath.
I think I'm gonna sell the bathtub because
I think the bathtub takes longer than a shower would.
Brielle, no!
No, bad girl.
Reprimand her.
Discipline, firm, express disappointment.
You gotta parent this girl right here.
She is making a mess.
Brielle, this is not how we do it in our house.
The Impiccishmay family does not condone
making a giant mess.
Learn your responsibility, I'm gonna clean up.
Oh she needs to go to the bathroom.
I'm a level five parent, I'm hardcore.
I now have new appreciation for my own parents.
One time when I was a kid,
(chuckling) I drew on their couch
with my chap stick.
I'm really sorry, Mom and Dad.
She is not feeling well.
I think we might accidentally kill Chelsea.
Wait, I don't think we can wash Olive in this in a shower.
We can't, oh flap, okay we gotta delete the shower.
All right we gotta give Olive a bath.
Okay she's tired of blocks.
All right we gotta get this kid something else to do.
Why are you so needy?
Okay, we'll get 'em a dollhouse.
That's pretty big though.
It's kind of expensive but I feel like it might be
a good investment.
You love it.
Olive, no!
Now Olive is making a mess.
No, I gotta teach Olive responsibility.
And I'm going to bed.
I went to bed, we did it.
No we didn't!
One of them's up and she's sad.
No!
Is this how it's gonna be with 100?
I'm gonna slowly go insane.
Oh my God, Chelsea just passed out from pure exhaustion
and is taking herself to bed while our daughter poops.
She's sad 'cause she's tired, go to sleep!
Put yourself to sleep, don't wake your sister up!
Go to, no, both of you, go to bed!
She made a big mess but I don't care, they're all asleep.
Everybody asleep, it's fine.
Yeah, eat and watch TV.
Get those two birds, one stone.
Hopefully your fun will go up a little bit.
You know what would be fun?
Sergio.
♪ Come on over ♪
♪ Come on over Sergio ♪
♪ Hey what's up ♪
First kiss!
Amongst all her children's paint splatters.
Sergio, he's wearing a little cute outfit.
Oh wait we can woohoo with Sergio.
Let's woohoo with Sergio because honestly,
she needs some fun.
Go have fun, girlfriend.
Your kids are sleeping.
The time is right.
I'm in labor! (grunts)
Oh my gosh, she's in labor.
Okay well I guess we're gonna have the baby at the hospital.
We're gonna send her alone.
Baby number three.
I'm not good with baby one and two.
It's a boy!
Oh her first boy.
Kory, Kory's kinda fine.
Landen.
I went on a date with a boy named Landen once.
Josh, Barry, Keith?
Keith came up randomly.
I can't have baby Keith.
Jaime, Jaime's cute.
I like Jaime 'cause it reminds me of, whoa!
Whoa!
What are you doing, Sergio? (gasps)
You're just destroying my house while I'm gone?
You know what Sergio, we already invested a lot of time
and effort so we're gonna try for baby with you,
but I'm real mad.
This house looks horrendous.
(gasps) Jaime's hungry!
Okay, everything's terrible, everything's terrible.
If we don't feed Jaime, Jaime's gonna be taken away.
My mom just passed out.
This is bad, this is bad, this is bad.
Go feed Jaime, Jaime's the most important right now.
I've never felt like I wanna use cheats more
in my entire life.
Okay I'm putting Jaime in my bedroom 'cause I don't want
Jaime to keep the girls up.
We're gonna invite over Sergio, who is dead to us
because he ruined our child's flippin' home like a monster.
I'm really trying to take care of her needs.
That's like the worst part.
But I just really wanna win this challenge
in as little episodes as possible.
All right, now one of my children is playing
in the dirty toilet.
Woo, we're eating for two.
He got in our bathtub?
This guy.
She is pregnant with baby number four.
We have three children.
I'm gonna leave this here because I think I need a break
from motherhood.
It's clearly too much for me.
I can't wait to look at all the eligible bachelors
you guys are gonna send me.
Thank you for watching.
(lullaby music)