(Saf)Hello and welcome to Tyler's parent's basement. Tyler's parent's basement, outside of Philadelphia, PA!
(Tyler) It's musky down here
(Saf)- Scenic basement
(Tyler) It's cool
(Saf) Look at this cement
(Saf) I don't know if you guys know I am really into pictures of babies. That sounds incredibly creepy but I am, I love babies.
And I especially love baby photos of people that I know. I've seen a few of Tyler's before, I've roasted a few of them as well
(Saf) We are in Tyler's family home, which is the treasure trove of baby photos...
(Ty)There's a lot of them (Saf)...and so I thought what better thing to do than to get Tyler and his mom to go through the all the baby photos,
find the absolute best ones, and react to them. Because I am not going to be able to handle the "Squee"
(Saf) I'm gonna be "Squeeing". I don't know, is that a noun or is it a verb. To "squee"?
(Tyler) I have no idea what you're talking about.
(Saf) You know, "EEEEEEEE! EEEEEEE!"
(Tyler) Oh, yeah. A "Squee"
(Saf) It's a shortened form of "squeal", right?
(Tyler) I actually think it's squid.
(Tyler) So this is going to be a mix of baby photos all the way up to pre-pubescent, so-
(Saf) Which I am jazzed about.
(Tyler) So I am going to be thoroughly embarrassed by the end of this.
(Tyler)It was mostly me choosing out the photos cause my mom didn't have her reading glasses.
(Tyler) God Bless her...but she did find the binders and she went through them and flipped and she often misidentified me as my sister.
(Tyler)I have somewhat arranged this in chronological order
(Saf) Okay
(Tyler) So you can just rip through these.
(Saf) There's so many.
(Tyler) There's a lot of them.
(Saf) Awwwww
(Tyler) Yeah, this one's classic.
(Saf) You look like a little sailor. You're wearing, like, a nautical suit.
(Tyler) Yeah, I know. That was at my nursery school.
(Tyler) We used to have, like.. a photo session, and this was one of them.
(Tyler)I like how in this one they put you next to like a toy that looks like you're measuring something
(Tyler) They're like, "at this nursery school, we teach them science".
(Saf) My dad has a photo that's almost identical to this.
(Tyler) Yeah, a sailor.
(Saf) Sitting like this, and he's holding a phone book upside down.
(Saf) They gave him a book to look smart, but it's a phone book, and it's upside down.
(Saf) He's like...
(both laughing)
(Tyler) It's like, the opposite of the way I think baby photos are taken today.
(Tyler)Where they're like, "Let's put a funny outfit on the kid.'' ''Let's put him in a Spiderman costume."
(Tyler) No. We're going to put you in like a little pseudo-tuxedo
(Tyler) You like that?
(Saf) I don't know why I'm near tears.
(Saf) Ok, we gotta keep moving, otherwise I'm gonna start crying.
(Saf) This is a fall Tee...
(Saf) Your nose is exactly the same, kinda?!
(Ty) Well like the nose is something that doesn't change that much over the course of your life.
(Saf) Really? My nose grew...a lot
(Saf)Eventually when we go back to my family home and we look at my baby photos
(Saf)You'll see, you'll be like okay, the thing that hasn't changed on her face is the unibrow
(Weird Voice) Oh yeah
(Ty)this is the bonafied baby phase, this is like togepi, super gub gub phase-
(Saf)Gub Guuub!
(Tyler)Like I am still in the shell-
(Saf)look at this chubby baby Tyler
(Tyler)This is nautical T.
(Saf)Nautical? Oh, you were in, a full on life jacket.
(Tyler)I'm in a life jacket.
(Saf)Life jacket and sweater.
(Tyler)Super vacant stare on that one.
(Saf) very vacant stare
(Tyer) ready, ready? (Saf) and uhh Blond hair
(Tyler)Yeah I had blond hair until I was like, two.
(Saf)Awwww! Ooohhh!!
Ty- This is me and my sister.
Saf-Awwww! Were you just eating? You've got like a ring of red stuff around your mouth like you were just, like, grubbin'
Ty-yeah
Saf- You were an adorably chubby baby.
Ty-I was very chubby. Saf-Chubby in the cheeks like-(demonstrates) Ty-I was chubby in the face. Baby chubby.
Saf-*cooing noises*
Saf-Is this you?!
Ty-Yeah.
Saf-Oh my god. look how- you look like a ginger. you look like a redhead.
Saf- I love this stage of babies where they look like old men.
Ty-Yeah.
Saf-you look like an old man.
Ty-I look like an old man who's always deliriously laughing.
Saf-ohhhh. Oh my god this is such an old man Tyler. This is (singing) Old Man Tyylleer!
Ty-I think I'm getting younger, and older looking.
Saf-You're Benjamin Button. I Love this photo cause it's like, you're unprepared, whoever's taking the photo is unprepared
Ty-It's kind of blurry, I'm really bald looking,
Saf-You're really bald looking! Ty-If you can love that face, then you can love me when I'm 70.
Saf-You have no eyebrows either.
Saf- Oh my god is that your dad's thighs?
Ty-Yeah that's me and my dad, balancing me on his thighs next to a pool.
Saf-You look, like, so confused. This is also hilarious.
Ty-I look hammered in that one
Saf-Exactly like *cut off*
Ty-Babies that look drunk
Saf-Babies that look like drunk adults.
Ty-Yeah
Saf-Like you look like a drunk adult here.
Ty-Fat from breast milk.
Saf- *Weird evil laugh* Give me another shot of that. Ty-Yeah!
Saf-I feel like you look like this.
Ty-That's me when I'm just like, sitting and watching Netflix, Just *makes weird face*
Do you want to make Paninis?
(Saf) This whole- this looks just like you. (Ty) It does look like me
Saf- Minus the fact that you've got like a little bit of a bowl cut happening.
Ty- Yeah
Saf- You have a polo, you've got some medium washed jeans
distressed slightly at the knee
Ty- Very 90's
Ty- This was me being like, listen, this has got to be a cute photo haha half open mouth
Saf- This is very like I'm going to do a very candid instagram hahaha
Saf- (carries on cackling)
Ty- This is pretty instagram instantly
Saf- (Carries on cackling)
Ty- Okay this one I'm convinced it was my sister. It can't actually be me but my mom who was not wearing her reading glasses
was pretty sure that it was me. Saf- I think it's your sister too. Oh my god you're posing so hardcore.
Ty- I know that's why I chose this one. But when I was a little kid I was like the master of imitation of like body language
And so I saw somebody standing with a golf club like that like that, "This means I'm good at golf."
Saf- Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
(T) See you might not have been able to see it before, but I was wearing goggle glasses
saf-your shirt is too big, your shorts are pulled too high
oh that's still me though, and this is actually the classic look cause you can see my Velcro shoes. Actually I remember that club, I remember thinking, I can't actually play golf. Thi-this is a disaster, i need better clubs, what are we doing here
(saf) this is the fallout. (TY) Well they gave me a deep cut like collard shirt which has open up more opportunity (Saf) Classic (TY)Yeah
(saf) So classic (ty) always about the chest.
But this is me i'm 100% rocking out to something
(saf) Oh your dancing!
And I think I'm even like pantomiming an instrument. like maybe a stand-up base
Yeah I'm definitely doing that. (Saf) I love that you guys are wearing matching white turtlenecks
(saf)Something so classically mid-90's about a white turtleneck on a kid.
(saf) this is Tyler's Power Ranger phase (ty) Dude this is awesome. (saf) you make this face still, make this face, yeah your kinda devious smile.
(saf)*Laughing*
(saf) your like I'm peeing myself face
(ty) this is my "I'm peeing myself face". I don't pee myself but when I go. (saf) he's making a joke about how he could perhaps pee himself.
(ty)This is me and my science fair (saf) "my topic is on volume and weight", and you got a ribbon! (Ty) it's an era where everyone got a ribbon. I am wearing a cup on my head because I was doing volumes and weight
(ty)so I was like "hey look, I got a cup on my head. Right cause of volumes
(saf) is this your handwriting right there? (ty) that's my handwriting right there. (saf) your handwriting has gotten worse
(ty) my handwriting has gotten a lot worse. (saf) this is a really cute picture though, but you do look like one of the kids from Stranger things. Especially because of the way your kinda like....
(ty) note the super short-shorts in this photo. (saf) yeah you kinda look like 11 *laughs* like the crew cut.
(saf) you look really-really sweet in here, you look like a sweet kid. (ty) we were in twain actually when my aunt got married. And I classically put both of my fingers in my nose and danced like this.
(ty) in front of my whole family (saf) did you? (ty) I put both of my fingers in my nose (saf) do it. (ty) like this( and I went on on beat, I went like this. And i never ever been able to live that down. There like "HEY Tyler's a good dance right?" "remember when you are six?"
(ty) and i'm like ahh, okay. (saf) Okay so this is the very last one,(ty) yes. (saf) see this is when your saying like "oh i was Johnny tsunami for, this is what were...(ty) Look at just the most most subtle muscle definition coming in. (saf) oh my god. (ty) the most subtle
(saf) it's weird. *laughing* (ty) I definitely was a kid or eras. (saf) so it goes old man baby-Tyler then is goes like kinda like vacant stare baby-Tyler
(ty) oh yeah. (saf) the it turns into like "doing stuff" Tyler, where Tyler is like on the go, like golfing. Doing something. (ty) very much posing. (saf) pointing, doing stuff. And then it's kinda like mischievous preschool Tyler.
(ty) always attacking (saf)Power Ranger phase. (ty) always attacking. And then it goes like awkward phase. (ty) oh and the awkward phase hit hard. *laughing*
(saf) I mean your cute the entire way through and your cute now. (ty) I mean I'm cute Now back then,. (saf) I'll be honest I think that my awkward phase when we eventually do a video like this for me
(saf) is gonna be way worse. (ty) oh yeah, Iv'e seen some teasers It's good.
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(saf) Stay tuned for more videos like this we're making more videos. Stay tuned man. (ty) Are we doing this?(saf) In tune...tune your violin. (ty)is that out sign out? (saf) now it is we can't (ty) throw a picture of crusty up there?
(saf) we cant change it now. this is all we got.