(plane rattling)
- He's not even flight crew.
He's an airplane technician. I mean, come one.
That's it, and he talks too much.
That's why I like you. You don't talk, you just listen.
That's good. Oh. (bell chimes)
okay.
And the captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign.
Got a little turbulence comin' up, should be no problem.
Just remain in your seat until the sign is turned off.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Okay.
(seatbelt rustling)
- Excuse me, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- Hi.
Excuse me.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
I'm gonna need you to take your seat.
The fasten seat belt sign is on.
- I'm just gonna go to the bathroom for a second.
I'll be right back, okay?
- I understand what you wanna do.
Unfortunately I'm gonna need you
to observe the fasten seat belt sign.
That'd be much appreciated.
- Right, it's just I read on the internet
that it's not against the law for me to go to the bathroom
while the fasten seat belt sign is on, so.
- Seat belt sign is on.
- But is it against the law, though?
- The light is on.
- Is it against the law?
- You see that there's a picture
of a seat belt on that sign?
- I know, but is it against the law, though?
- The fasten seat belt sign is on.
- But is it against the law, though?
- Sir, the seat belt sign's on.
- But is it against the law? - Seat belt sign is on.
- But is it against the law? - Seat belt sign.
- But is it against the law? - It's on.
- Law? - Seat belt sign is on.
- Legal? - Seat belt sign is on.
- Lawful? - Seat belt sign is on.
- Sir, you're being difficult. - Law.
- You're being very difficult. - Law. Law.
Law. Law. - Seat belt. Seat belt.
- Not illegal. Not illegal. - Seat belt. Seat belt.
- Not illegal. - Okay.
- Legal.
- Fasten - Legal.
- Fasten your seat - Legal.
- Sir?
- I have to piss and I have to (beep) in the toilet.
- Sir, can you lower your voice?
- I have to piss and I have to (beep)
- Okay, lower your intensity.
- You're louder than me.
You're - You're yelling in my face
Sir you're the one who I think needs to tone it down
right now, you are screaming at me.
- You're hurting my ear drums.
- That wasn't a word, you're not saying a word there.
- This is a word.
- That's not - That's a word
- That's not a word, that's a tongue trick.
Okay, sir, sir, sir?
If you would like - I would not like to.
I would not like to sit down.
What I'd like to do, is go take (beep) in the bathroom.
Because it's not against the law.
So I'm going to to go to the bathroom, okay?
Mark, with a K.
(deep breaths)
(suspenseful music)
(plane lightly shaking)
(seatbelt clicks)
(plane shaking)
(passengers gasping)
(plane roaring)
(plane shaking)
(engine roaring)
(passengers screaming)
(crashing)
(passengers screaming)
(suspenseful music)
(plane shaking)
(engine roaring)
(thuds)
(plane shaking)
(engine roaring)
(plane shaking)
(passengers screaming)
(groans)
(suspenseful music)
(door opens)
(engine roaring)
(passengers screaming)
(thuds)
(machine beeping)
(passengers screaming)
(intense music)
(plane rocking)
(suspenseful music)
(head thuds)
(seatbelt clicking)
(sighs of relief)
(sign beeps)
(sighs)
- And your captain has turned off the fasten seat belt sign
feel free to move around the cabin.
Thank you for your cooperation.
(intense music)