Hello underachievers!
I'm back after so very long of not uploading the usual video,
because I was on tour.
So was Corry.
Corry was also on tour.
We were both on tour together.
We did a tour together.
It was my tour, but Corry was kind of just there
and filming the tour and also like, you know, taking pictures of the tour.
But we're not going to talk about the tour.
We are going to talk about my new EP,
"STUFF FROM MY BRAIN"!
That's out now!
- Should you stream it? - Yeah.
When can we talk about the little ulcer that's on the side of my mouth that's distracting me?
Now?
I've got a little ulcer on the side of my mouth, it's distracting me.
I'm gonna--
Stream "STUFF FROM MY BRAIN" and buy it!
On...
Line.
Today we are doing "siblings or dating?"
Where we see a picture of two people and try and figure out
if they're a couple
or if they are siblings.
Let's go!
So, siblings or dating?
Corry actually did a video of this.
Actually me and Corry both did this.
There's a video on Corry's channel, which I will link below.
Siblings or dating?
Who do you think will be better at figuring out
if someone is a sibling or a dating?
I think I will be this time.
I will be because I was better last time.
- Right, these people-- - Dating.
They have the same face.
If they are dating,
I will be upset and uncomfortable,
because they just want to date themselves.
They look like siblings, so I feel like they must be dating.
They're both very pretty.
Let's find out!
Yeah!
Because they look like siblings!
No, do we look the same?
Well, why would they be on this page if they were just, you know,
- siblings--? - Well, do we look--
It's not a picture where they look like they're dating.
Do we look the same?
I think so.
Oh, wait no, I'm looking at the wrong person.
Next!
So, I think these are siblings.
I think they're just close and comfortable with each other.
They have the same glasses...
Dating!
Siblings wouldn't have the same glasses.
But maybe they both are just like, "we have the same face".
"Well, we go to the opticians together, we buy glasses together,
"we go to the..."
Who's the vagina doctor?
- What's the vagina doctor?
Oh, Terry.
Gynecologist?
Terry?
- The vagina doc-- - It's my vagina doctor.
I don't know... I don't have a vagina doctor.
Te-- Terry just--
[ Laughs ]
I have to say that all the time!
No, I don't have a vagina doctor.
Stop trying!
Terry, please!
Siblings... Siblings--
Siblings or dating?
Dating!
Yeah!
Why are they dating?
- Because of course they're dating! - They have the same DNA!
Siblings won't have the same--
Siblings don't have the same glasses.
I once told my little brother that--
I had glasses with "police" written on them, because that was the brand.
Told my little brother that it was because the police were live streaming everything I watched
for like, crime purposes and he cried.
My brother told me that--
As we had a dog called Stella,
he told me that all the alcohol the Stella Artois that my parents drunk--
He told me that it was my dog Stella's blood.
And I didn't believe him,
but I still cried because the thought made me upset.
Okay, so emos.
Emos.
Emos together-- They have the same nose!
Emnose.
They're the same nose.
But there's usually only one emo sibling dating.
Oh, that's true!
And they also have very different eyes...
Dating.
At all! But he's touching her quite awkwardly...
They're emos, they don't know how to socialize.
Emos socialize!
- Just-- - They're dating--!
- Yes, I was right! - Yes!
I was correct!
I was also correct!
We were both correct!
- No! - Good job us!
High five!
- High five! - No!
- High five! - I refuse!
High five! Don't leave me hanging!
I'll smack you in the face.
I'll high five your face!
I'll high five you in the balls.
High five-- I missed.
High five-- Okay, sure.
Why did you punch? It was really bad!
Really bad...
Well, I didn't want to hurt you, did I?
Siblings or dating?
Siblings.
They are siblings.
I think she's had her nose done.
Siblings.
I bet they're dating.
Wow! I am so intelligent!
Well, you got one.
- ONE right that I didn't get. - Two.
- One right that I didn't. - Two.
Sorry, I heard "one right" and I said "two".
You love just hearing what you want to hear.
I hear it.
I hear only the words you say because I listen.
They don't look anything like...
So, siblings, then?
Everyone has been dating so far.
Everyone has been dating,
so siblings.
Based purely on that.
I know we've been picking randomly.
With the hairline, with the headline...
They don't have similar lip shapes,
- they have similar size lips. - Siblings.
Because I have no feeling that they're siblings.
I'm just going to say dating, because it would make it--
It would make me happier I was right and you would no.
Wait, do you think they're dating?
- people say they look like-- - They're dating.
You said siblings, right?
Yeah.
They're dating.
Sweet justice!
- Sweet--
- I just said why I thought they were dating.
You said siblings first.
Okay, cool, well.
That one where you said "siblings" first then changed it to "dating" at the last second?
I don't recall.
Jamp, cut it out.
[ Laughs ]
Interesting...
Siblings he's going.
Oh, you're so right.
- Siblings-- - He's wearing Lacoste?
They're matching flowers, siblings.
He could be bi or he could just not know he's gay yet.
I know he's gay, though.
I knew it first.
Oh, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, my dear... - Sorry, lady!
You're dating-- You're dating a gay man.
They both have incredible facial structure.
- She is fucking beautiful. - She is.
I like how her teeth kind of-- Her teeth kind of like,
are there...
Like, she-- Her lips are closed,
- but her teeth-- - You're really bad at giving compliments.
I know, especially to women.
Because you're sexist.
Not because I'm sexist!
Because I have been sexualized when I was a woman, or a girl,
and I don't want to do that to other girls, because I don't want to make them uncomfortable
because I know how that feels.
Oh, this is boring...
- Siblings. - Oh, they are siblings!
If they are dating, I'm gonna be so upset!
- So, I'm gonna say "dating". - Siblings.
Yeah, but they have the same nose.
So, if I say "dating" and I'm wrong, it's fine, because I know they're siblings,
even though they're not dating.
That's not-- You can't--
- You can't-- - They're dating--!
- Obviou-- - Why has everyone been dating?
Why is everybody who is dating have the same nose?
I just thought they were siblings,
because they looked just a little bit awkward with each other.
They look like christians who met in like, Sunday school...
- Yes! - Youth group, youth group!
That's it. They met in the youth group--
No, no, they go on hikes. They're American.
They go walking, they go on hikes,
they wear big backpacks and silly boots and...
They carry like, bars...
Like a flapjack, like protein bars.
Yes! And they have those fold out spoon-knife-fork things...
Oh, I've got one of those upstairs.
They've got Trail Mix!
But without M&M's...
They wash like, once a week when they're on the trail,
because they're one with nature...
I feel like, we've got differing vibes here.
They're still not vegan, though. They're just, you know--
- No, no... - They're normal people.
They are-- They have christian families.
They met at youth group and they're still a little bit sheltered.
Okay, so the ones where they're like, touching each other
always make me uncomfortable.
No... Okay...
So that's-- Why is that Lea Michele?
- Why is that Rachel from 'Glee'? - That's not Rachel from 'Glee'.
Why is she... that's
That's a gay brother.
No, no, so he could be a gay brother, or he could just be a Gen Z,
- TikTok Generation... - No, no, gay brother.
100% gay brother sibling.
I agree with you, but I'm just gonna say "dating".
Stop just saying the opposite--
She looks uncomfortable in a way that like, her boyfriend's kind of shitty.
Yes, gay brother!
Gay brother supremacy.
Oh, interesting...
No, no... They're, they're...
Okay, so, no. Here's the thing:
- That's the non-binary cousin. - Dating.
They look so similar.
Like, actually, if they're siblings, I wouldn't be surprised, but like...
I don't think they're dating.
If they're dating, like...
No, I feel like they're... I really feel like they're siblings.
This is that--!
No!
This doesn't make sense!
I need to trust myself, because whenever I look at people
and I'm like, "you are siblings", that's why...
They're dating, because otherwise, they wouldn't put the picture into.
It doesn't make sense.
They don't make sense together.
Do you think people look at us and they're like...
I don't like thinking of people looking at me.
Can you-- Can you stop?
No, no, no, because they're still perceiving me in their minds
and I just like, "stop that".
Stop perceiving me!
Oh, my God!
When my future wife gives birth, this is what my child will see.
Awful.
Welcome to the world!
"I'm going back in!"
"I'm going back in--!"
[ Screams ]
[ Laughs ]
Oh, he's cute.
Siblings, she looks younger than him.
- Yeah, that's gay brother. - Siblings.
He's not gay, you're just attracted to him.
No, yeah, exactly-- So, why would he not...?
Siblings, swipe.
SIBLINGS.
It's siblings!
I'm thinking, we need to think about this--
No. No thinking, only do, speed round, now.
Siblings!
I'm just going to say "dating".
- I agree siblings. - They're siblings.
- Well, they're dating... - They're siblings.
They're siblings-- They're siblings!
And the way that she's touching him is supposed to indicate that they're dating,
but they're siblings.
- Exactly! - Yes, I was right.
- Who is he? - I'm so good at this.
Dylan Douglas. Oh, hey! He's an actor.
If they're siblings, they're half siblings.
Dating.
I think they're siblings, just because they don't look alike.
They look quite alike.
- They don't. - They do.
- They don't.
What are similarities? Long nose?
Eye shape... Their noses are kind of similar.
His head is just pointed a slightly different way.
- Siblings... - What did I say?
What did I say?
Wait, what did I say? Why it's so difficult to remember?
This is why we need to think more!
- No. - You said--
I said "dating". No, I said "siblings".
- No, I said "dating".
- You said "siblings", I said "dating".
No, I said "dating" because I said they do look similar.
Okay, siblings or dating? I say dating.
They are...
Siblings.
They're siblings.
Dating!
Yes, I'm so fucking good!
This is like, because they look kind of similar,
but not similar enough.
They're dating.
Dating, yeah...
I don't know...
Because like, did they take this photo just for siblings or dating?
They both got like, the "e" thing going on.
Yeah, but like, this looks like...
There is enough differentiation here and style that it could be like...
That they could be siblings--
They're dating.
Easy.
I am SO smart.
- Oh, they're cute! - Siblings.
Their noses are very different
and she has a lip and he doesn't.
- Siblings. - They're dating.
They look like they're dating so they're siblings.
Yeah, see?
Do they have the same parents?
Whose are these?
They're dating.
Yeah, but like, they don't look similar at all,
which makes me think they are siblings.
Oh, and he's also-- The hand!
The hand!
- Dating. - Oh, she's holding his hand.
- They're dating. - They're dating.
Yeah!
- They don't look anything alike. - This is a bad one.
He looked nothing alike and she's holding his hand like that
Embarrassing! Siblings or dating!
That's a brotherly hug.
The way she's holding him. That's a brotherly thing.
They kind of look similar-ish.
I'm actually gonna go with siblings, even though they look kind of similar.
Their eyes are kind of similar.
They look kind of similar.
So, I'm going to go out of the box and go for siblings,
even though they do look similar...
Siblings!
Shouldn't-- Gotta trust the first instinct!
You know? Gotta trust it!
One last one, I think.
I think they're siblings!
They look very similar.
The way, like, the angles of their eyes...
It looks like one had to shave their head and the other one did it in solidarity.
I think siblings.
But then they're very different hairlines.
- That's fine. - I think they're dating.
I think they're dating...
Yes!
- Thought I'd win. - No, I won.
I'm good at this game.
We all lose sometimes, apart from me.
Not me, I've never lost anything in my life.
You literally lost the last time we did this.
I don't know--
You lost your phone all the time...
That's not losing.
There's other things...
- Temporarily misplaced. - Lose your boyfriend soon.
Do you really lose something if you throw it away?
Oh, Corry, no!
Don't do that!
[Both] Thank you for watching!
[Both] Wow!
That's the end of the video!
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