I hear, because of all this attention,
you get recognized at the airport sometimes.
Yeah.
Yeah?
I get a lot of fans too.
You do?
So what's that like?
Do they ask for your autograph and your photo and all that?
Not really.
No?
But they do ask me for photos.
They do?
I never actually got an autograph before.
No?
All right.
Well, I'll ask-- can I have your autograph after the show?
Sure.
OK, great.
And your little sister came with you to LA?
Yes.
Yeah?
What makes you a good brother?
I pat her on the head and hug her.
That's so nice.
Wow.
And is she excited to be here?
Yeah, she's really excited.
I can't wait to-- can I meet her backstage?
Yeah.
OK, great.
And I hear you don't have a girlfriend anymore.
Yeah.
What happened?
I don't want a girlfriend because I
don't want to get married.
OK.
By the way, I hear you.
But why don't you want to get married?
The babies come in.
Wait, because why, the babies coming?
Mm-hmm.
OK.
So what's wrong with babies?
They're annoying.
OK.
Wow.
All right, well, maybe we can look for a girlfriend
today, here in the audience, for you--
later.
But so-- that's--
why are babies annoying?
Because they cry all the time.
Yeah.
So and Halloween's coming up.
Uh-oh, what are you gonna be?
I actually don't know, but I know what you can be.
What can I be?
A piece of broccoli.
Would it surprise you that I went for that last year?
Mm-hmm.
I didn't go as broccoli.
I went as cauliflower last year.
No, I didn't do that.
And I also heard that you wanted to once--
it was your dream to work at a grocery store.
Yeah.
Is that right?
Yes.
But not anymore?
Yes.
OK.
So why not a grocery store?
Because I, like, don't really, like,
want to work all day and stuff like that.
I get it.
I heard you want to now run for president, which that
would also apply to be true.
Mm-hmm.
That you don't want to work all day.
Yeah.
So what about being a president?
Why do you want to be a president?
Because I want to make rules.
Oh, I like that.
What's the first rule you would make?
Everybody can go anywhere they want, except Cincinnati.
And why Cincinnati?
Because I don't like the Cincinnati Reds.
OK.
Wow.
All right.
Sure, everybody has a team they like and teams they don't like.
OK.
Well, we're going to do a demo right, with you?
Like a thing?
Right, great.
So we'll show you outlines of countries,
and you tell us if it's a real country or not a real country
right?
Yes.
And here we go.
Look at this.
We're going to get that to sound louder next time.
And this is your magic wand right?
Yes.
Oh, my gosh, this is so exciting.
OK.
I remember this when I was doing the states.
OK.
So let's see the first one.
Is it real or not-- oh, he taps it.
Look at that.
Not real.
Not real?
Oh, my gosh.
How did you know that?
Because it doesn't look like any country
I've ever been to or ever seen.
OK.
All right.
Let's look at the next one.
That's Ecuador, and they export the most bananas.
That's amazing.
OK.
That's the Ukrainian, and that's where Trump's friends live.
Wow.
Snap.
And see, you could run for president.
OK, next one.
Not a country.
Wow, amazing.
OK, next one.
That's Russia, and that's where Trump's other friends live.
OK.
So now we're going to show you a longitude and latitude,
and you tell us what landmark is at that location.
This is going to blow my mind.
The Eiffel Tower.
Is that right?
Oh, my God.
How do you-- and you know that just from looking
at the number--
Yeah, because that 48 means 48 floors, of the Eiffel Tower.
That is correct.
All right.
Let's look at the next one.
The Statue of Liberty.
What?
You know that right away?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
That's amazing.
All right.
And the last one.
OK.
Great Wall of China.
Let's see.
That's the Great Wall of China.
Oh, my gosh.
You're amazing.
That's amazing.
We'll be right back.
So, Nate, we've spent six minutes together so far.
Who do you like more, me or Ellen?
Both.
Nice, good answer.
Good answer.
So I heard you also-- you're getting in trouble
for using Dad's copy paper.
Yeah.
Is that right?
Yes.
And why did you get in trouble?
I make-- because I want to make books with them
and draw with them.
You want to make books with them and draw with them?
Yeah.
So what would you do with, like, tons of paper?
Would that be so exciting?
Yeah.
So you know how Ellen gets you really cool gifts?
Mm-hmm.
I got one for you.
You do?
Uh-oh, here it comes.
Whoa!
That's a lot of paper.
Isn't that cool?
That is awesome.
What are you going to do with that?
I'm going to draw on every single one.
You are?
Every one.
You know what else-- hey, Nate, you know what else?
What?
I heard you wanted a Google Chromebook,
and I got you that too.
Oh, my God.
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Isn't that cool?
Yes.
Isn't that cool?
Thank you!
I want to thank Nate Seltzer, Helen Mirren, Jenna Dewan,
Bebe Rexha-- and Ellen, for letting me host.
As she always says, be kind to one another, bye.
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos.
Like, videos of me getting scared or saying
embarrassing things, like ball peen hammer and also
some videos of Ellen and other celebrities,
if you're into that sort of thing.
Oh, [BLEEP].
God!
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