- Do you guys talk about sex a lot on Ladylike?
- I would, but I feel like no one else wants to.
- I feel live Devin definitely would.
- Devin would, Kristen... - Kristen, maybe.
- Sometimes. - Get a drink in her.
- And then that's it. - And that's probably it.
(rock music)
Jen and Kristen played this, - Yeah.
- Chantel and Kate played this - Yes.
- It's only natural that we're next.
- Of course!
- This is our Truth or Dare Jenga box.
It has been discontinued, but hell, we're playing it anyway.
It's Ladylike!
Do we still do that? - Yes.
- [Both] And we're playing Truth or Dare Jenga.
- Oh, wait, now I hate this. - Oh, she's shaking.
- She wobbly.
^- Swap an item of clothing with someone else.
^- I want your bow.
Give me your bow, please.
You wanna wear my hat and I'll take your bow?
Come on, please! - No.
- Trading one Vince flat for...
- A... - Oh, Jesus.
Oh, those are cute
and they match my outfit. - They do.
- Help, help, help me.
- It's 'cause you don't have socks
to help it slide. - I know.
Oh God, I'm gonna end up kicking you, aren't I?
(groaning)
- Okay. - Okay.
(cameraman mumbling) (laughing)
^What is something someone wouldn't know about
^the person next to you? (laughs)
I don't know if people know this about you,
but you're a cocktail connoisseur.
Whenever we go out, I'm like yeah, I'll take a Bud Light,
and you always get a really fancy...
- Like a Dark and Stormy. - Yeah,
like something sexy. - Or like a...
- You look like you're straight out of some movie
when you drink, yeah. - Negroni.
- Oh, bitches love negronis.
- Okay, oh.
- You're really going for the truth, huh?
- I am, I want to.
- Oh, that one looks loose.
^- What's the best game you've played in the dark?
- Sex?
What games do you play in the dark?
Heads up seven up?
- No, I think sex is good.
- Oh, God, I got another easy one.
^Go a whole minute without blinking.
Oh, (bleep).
Don't be blowing in my eyeballs.
- Okay.
- Ready, go.
Are you (bleep) blinking, Fred?
- Yeah. - You son of a bitch.
What are we at?
You, don't you (bleep)
Don't you (bleep)
^I'm doing pretty good, aren't I?
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna bop you right in the nose.
What are we at?
Oh, I'm... (blowing)
(screaming)
^(mumbling)
^I'm gonna put my fingers right up your butt crack,
^you cheating little hoe.
Oh, this is a good one.
^- Say something romantic to the person next to you.
^- It me.
- Kelsey. - Yes, darling?
- You, I don't know if this is romantic.
I feel like this is more friendly,
but you deserve all the happiness and love
that comes to you. - Fredricka.
- You do. - No, I don't.
- You do, you deserve...
You literally, you seem so happy
right now, and you deserve it. - I am happy.
Stop it, I'm not crying this early.
(mumbling)
- I don't like doing this one. - I know.
- I hate this part.
- Watch out! (screaming)
^What's the worst thing your parents ever saw you do?
^Now, this is (bleep) up because y'all know I was a bad teen.
Y'all know I grew up in Florida doing some dumb ass (bleep).
I will say the night I got my car on my 16th birthday,
I was very fortunate, my parents bought me a car,
I went and picked up five of my best friends
and the car only fit four people,
and we all got in my little tiny convertible
and smoked a lot of weed in it
and then I was so high I went home...
Can we put this story in?
- I feel like yeah.
^- Yeah, I was a dumb teen and I went home
^and I was so high I left the lights on
^'cause I didn't know how to turn the lights off.
I was in the shower, you know, having a nice high shower,
everyone knows that feeling when the shower's nice and high,
and my dad came in and (bleep) pulled me out of that shower
by my hair and grounded me and took away my car for a month.
So, I only got to drive my car for one night.
- How did they know?
- My dad went to go outside to turn off the light in my car.
He opened the... - Oh, the lights in the car.
- Yes, he opened my door
and he said smoke was still coming out of the car,
and they were like you ungrateful piece of (bleep).
It was pretty bad.
^Should I tell a less incriminating story?
^Edit around it. - Edit around it, okay.
- Okay, we smoked something that was not a cigarette.
To kids, you know what I'm talking about, kids.
The devil's lettuce.
It happened, it went inside my body.
Jenga, Jenga.
^- Impersonate someone in the room.
^- Oh, boy.
- You say lots of sex things, can I say a sex thing?
- Sure.
- I want some dick!
(laughing)
- What was that accent?
- Florida. - Sometimes my southern
comes out when I'm drunk.
- Oh, oh.
- That was smooth, wasn't it?
^- Who's a dream date for the person on your right, why?
^Michael B. Jordan. - Yes.
^- Because, duh. - Yeah, like why not?
- I want everyone for him, and because I think...
Oh, wow, go ahead.
No, show him, he might see this.
Guys, let's put this in gif form
and tweet and @ michaelbjordan.
(burps) I feel like this thing is as unstable as me.
^Oh, describe your first...
^Describe your first kiss.
My first kiss was actually with a girl,
and it was us at a sleepover practicing to make out,
and this was when I definitely knew I was bi,
or at least different from my friends.
They would be like well, we have to practice kissing
to get ready for boys, and I'd be like yeah.
Let's practice to get ready to kiss for boys.
I'll go first, who wants to go?
I should just make sure we all do it with everyone
just to make sure.
Oh my God, I kissed all of my friends
before I ever kissed a boy.
- Were those better than their first kiss with a guy?
- Yes, my first kiss with a guy was terrible.
I remember it going oh my God, here comes the tongue,
and he shoved his tongue into my mouth.
It was in my friend's kitchen after two beers,
he drove a white Mustang.
Everything about it was wrong.
^- What's the last thing you searched for on your phone?
^- Oh, this is such a fun game
^because I used to call Freddie out all the time.
We would do this thing where we would
screenshot search histories and see whose was weirder,
and yours was always weirder.
^(laughs) Cult antelope Oregon.
^'Cause you were watching a... - It's from the Wild Wild...
Wild Wild Country on Netflix. - I just started that too.
^- What's the most embarrassing thing you've had to buy.
^So, I was using a vibrator maybe...
You know I kinda just started using them.
Not just, but more recently. - But recently, yeah.
- Literally the batteries cut out right there,
but it's the little tiny
round batteries. - Yeah, triple A.
Oh, those even weirder ones. - The little tiny ones.
- The watch batteries. - Yeah.
So, they were none around the house,
I had to order some on Amazon, got them in the mail,
I was really excited, they were the wrong ones.
I had to order new ones, and literally,
I just have a bunch of little tiny batteries.
- But see, that's why Amazon and stuff like that is great
- It's perfect. - because you don't ever have
to have those awkward moments at CVS,
and it shouldn't be embarrassing to buy condoms
or tampons or yeast infection medication.
- Wow!
- Just butter, baby, butter.
^What's your greatest fear?
^Jesus Christ, we got deep all of a sudden.
E.T. really scares the (bleep) outta me.
I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys.
I had a panic attack on the ride
when I was like 13 on a field trip,
and my dad had to drive two hours to come pick me up
from Universal 'cause I was so afraid of E.T.
And now whenever I smell fog machines,
I (bleep) my pants a little. - Really?
- Don't tell anyone.
I mean, you can put it on the internet,
but please don't bother me about it.
And you know when you run
and jump into your bed as a little kid?
I always just imagined E.T. going like (screams)
and grabbing my little ankles.
^- Rub noses with another player.
- (laughs) It just rubs her hat.
Oh, (bleep) me.
^What is your favorite battery-operated toy?
There is a two-person vibrator,
where it has a thing that you can use for one hole
and a thing that you can use for somebody else's hole,
and it's got little ticklers on it
and it also has a little dick ring, cock ring.
You're just gonna have to bleep a lot of this out,
aren't you?
It's just gonna be me explaining
all the holes it can go into.
- If you just bleep out Kelsey's whole thing,
- Yeah. - that would be hilarious.
- Just me going like this and I'm like,
so you (bleeping)
and it vibrates and then you sit on the dick
while that's inside of you,
so it's like vibrating on the inside and the outside.
- (gasps) Was that like $700?
- It was not cheap. - Yeah.
- But damn, it has paid for itself, you know what I'm sayin?
(laughing)
- Freddie, your hat!
Freddie!
- Oh! - Oh, I can already read it,
and yes, momma, go ahead.
- Why?
Okay, that's fine.
(screams)
^Give the person next to you a soulder massage.
^- A shoulder massage? - A shoulder massage.
^I wish it was a soldier massage.
^- A shoulder masshage.
- Are you good at massages?
- I don't know.
- Do you ever do this to like, you know what I'm sayin?
- No. - Impress a certain
some people when they hang out with you.
- No.
- What's taking you so long? - Oh.
(groaning)
Oh, you have a knot.
- I do have a knot, can you get it?
It's my editing arm.
- How does it feel here? - Not great.
She gets one massage and she's like
'mm, I can feel your channels are blocked.'
I don't mind this.
Should I do my turn while you give me a shoulder massage?
Oh, wait, you've gotta put that up though.
- Do it for me. - Okay.
^- Mhm. (screaming)
- Did you see that?
^After dropping a piece of food,
^what's the longest time you've left it on the floor
^and then ate it?
^I eat in my bed a lot, which is not healthy,
and sometimes I'll take my sleeping pillow
and then fall asleep with food in my bed
and wake up with food around me.
And then the next morning, sometimes I'll just...
I don't know if that counts as the floor,
but it's pretty (bleep) gross.
- Is it on the sheets? - Yeah.
- Or is it in the container? - No, it's on the sheets.
I'm also that girl that periods on her own bed
and then leaves it for a year and a half
before trying to replace the sheets.
You've done that!
You know you've done that.
My mattress has stains on it
from when I first got my period.
^Pretend you're riding?
^Riding what?
A stallion?
Or my summer horse?
Or a dick, we're obviously talking about a dick, right?
- Oh, the frog. - The frog,
and it's good for squats. - The frog, yes.
Oh my gosh, I had a friend in college who...
We always practiced the frog in my dorm room.
Not on each other, but just...
- Mhm, sure, we all went to college, we know what happens.
- I wonder if we've done this one already.
- Oh.
(piano music)
(screaming) (crashing)
(laughing)
- Well, that was fun. - So fun.
- Did you learn anything new about us?
- Hm, did you?
- Comment below what you were most surprised about.
^- And we'll see you next time on Ladyliked.
^I don't know, I'm not a la...
^I don't know how to this. - It's fine.
^- I tried. - I gotta pee.
^- Can I have my shoe back?
- Yeah. - Okay.
(upbeat music)