Oh, my god!
Oh!
Oh, my god!
Hi.
How are you?
What's going on?
Nice to meet you.
Yeah.
Doing some hair?
So Chere's going to do your hair.
OK.
You can take a break.
OK, yeah.
Do you want-- you could do the curly.
No, I'm not going to touch this girl's hair with that.
Or you could do the left side or the right side.
Here's the high humidity.
And here's the Dawn.
I don't think so.
I like it wetter.
Is this water, right here?
Yes.
Yeah, that's water.
I have a question.
Can this hurt her hair?
I mean, If I do anything bad, can this hurt her hair?
Of course it can!
Because--
Is yours wet?
No, I don't want it.
Please!
No, you want it wet.
You want it wet.
I don't want it wet.
No, you do.
You have to start with it wet.
All right.
OK, this is a nightmare.
What are you doing?
I'm helping you.
It's going to look better.
It was already dry.
You can't make a difference if it was already like that.
OK.
Is that refreshing?
It's so hot here.
It's the Valley.
All right.
OK.
[HAIR DRYER] Wait.
How are we going?
Is it-- stop it!
You don't have any product in it.
No!
All right, open your legs, put your head between your legs.
Do you have insurance when you burn her hair off or rip it
out?
Why don't you just stay in your own are?
Where do you live?
I live in Orange County.
[HAIR DRYER]
What part of Orange County?
Garden Grove.
What?
Garden Grove.
Where?
Garden Grove.
Where is-- where?
Garden Grove.
I can't hear you.
Are you married?
[INAUDIBLE]
I can't hear you.
Are you what?
I'm not married.
You're married?
No.
Well, this is going to get you a man, if that's what you want.
I don't know anything about you.
You're supposed to do girl-talk in a hair salon.
Let's do girl-talk.
Have you slept with a girl?
Never.
Never?
No.
Cher, have you slept with a girl?
No.
No?
Have you slept with a girl?
So it's just me?
Yeah.
All right.
I've flirted, does that count?
All the way back, back.
All right, is that in your ear?
Um, Cher, will you do me a favor?
No.
Just hold one piece. 'Cause I have an idea.
Come hold that one piece.
Yeah.
What?
Hold it!
I'll turn it off if you don't trust me.
I don't.
Just hold that.
Oh!
And?
What?
Just hold it for a minute.
No!
I'm just taking a break.
Right, that's what guys say, OK?
I've been on my feet all day.
Yeah.
Guys don't say that.
They just say hold it for a minute.
Ah!
See that was a-- a joke about a sexual-- a penis.
[HAIR DRYER] That's what she's-- she's making sexual jokes.
You got it, right?
Yeah.
She's making jokes about a penis, saying guys say,
"hold it for a minute."
Like they don't want anything more, but then they do, right?
Yeah, yeah, but then they do.
Yeah.
I know.
It's not like I don't know.
Do you know how long I've known you?
How long?
Since the first-- your first thing, your first show.
From the sitcom?
Yeah.
See, it's amazing you remember that.
And you don't.
Let me see.
Well, it's not very good.
Where's the comb?
Here you go.
I'm not doing it.
Why?
Because.
This is the way you do it.
You're an idiot.
And I'm not doing it.
Use this.
It's--
I am not doing it.
That's too close together.
Get out of here!
Which drawer is the comb in?
There should be one in the drawer next to [INAUDIBLE]..
You know what is--
you know what this is going to start?
What?
No!
Oh!
You're blowing out my hair!
You're going to get electrocuted!
Oh, I can't do a part.
I can't do a part here.
Just not working.
Here, I might have better luck with the fork.
What are you doing?
I'm making her hair different than when she came in,
which is why people come in.
Turn to the side.
Thank you.
Adorable.
What's happening over there?
Nothing.
Seriously, that is the worst--
you really went into the right business.
Where is the spray thing, OK?
I've had it with you.
I'll-- Goes right in your face!
All right, I'm busy.
Look at that.
You've never thought about that, have you?
Look how cute!
Oh, I'm having one of these!
You know what?
Why don't we be twins?
Just stick that underneath here.
Now hold it down.
This way it--
Well, that looks better than what you did to her, for sure.
Your husband might think, oh, oh!
Oh, my, he's going to be so, like, oh, I've
got a new girl in the bed.
You know what I mean?
Here, here, try it.
All right.
OK.
Here.
All right.
Pull it down in the back.
I have a tiny head.
OK.
Little, tiny head.
And what goes inside that tiny head?
A big, big brain.
It takes the whole--
It takes the whole cranium.
There's nothing else in there except a giant brain.
OK.
All right, Ashley, here, now we're doing this.
This might be really fun.
(SINGING) If I could turn back time.
If I could find a way.
Wait'll they get back in the car.
I'd take back all the words that have hurt you.
And you'd stay.
Of all the bad ones I've heard on me,
you know, this is probably the worst.
If I could reach the stars-- sky?
Stars.
Stars!
I'd give them all to you.
Did you write that song.
No.
Because, like, if you could reach a star,
you can't really give them to somebody.
They would be hot.
You know what I mean.
That's doesn't even make sense.
Right?
Yes.
What do you mean, "yes?"
You don't know her!
Yes.
From what I see on TV.
Yes.
She knows me.
They know me better than they know you.
Oh, you're such a bitch!
If I could turn back time!
That is terrible!
Well, we did it.
Yeah, we were good.
I think we got closer, right?
You and I?
No.
Yeah, I think we're closer now.
Uh-uh.
Wait, I feel like we're best friends now.
Yeah?
We're not?
No.
I feel like we're best friends.
No, we're not.
But I do feel like we got closer.