i can't believe her you know it's just
it's so typical now monica i know you're
upset but don't forget there is going to
be a wedding you are gonna throw the
bouquet and then there's gonna be a
honeymoon
maybe in paris
paris we will take a moonlit walk on the
road
keep talking then we will sprinkle rose
petals on the bed and make love not just
because it's romantic but because i can
i love you
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bonjour monsieur
okay don't say anything you might scare
it away
it's paris who knows we're here
hi feeds what's up okay you said i could
sing at your wedding so i'm just gonna
need a small deposit
what you know just some good faith money
to hold the date phoebe we're not giving
you a deposit for our wedding
oh
i see
they break your heart don't they
you know
i don't really need their permission
yeah if you want to sing at their
wedding will you sing at their wedding
yeah and if you want to look 19 then you
you got to do something about your eyes
what what's wrong with my eyes they give
you away there's just there's too much
wisdom in there
just put some tea bags on them for like
15 minutes now i'll get rid of my wisdom
maybe just 10 minutes for you
oh give her the deposit give her the
ring i don't care
yes monica what did you mean before when
you said you didn't want to talk to
anyone especially me what a great
apology and you accepted it
bye-bye no no seriously seriously what
was the especially me part about well
let's just say it's not the first time
you've stolen my thunder what hey here's
a thought
monica what are you talking about my
sweet 16 remember you went to third base
with my cousin charlie ah third base
it's all everybody at the party could
talk about monica you know what the only
reason i did that was because your party
was so
boring we had a caricaturist
whenever i get married guess who won't
be asked to sing somebody named geller
and somebody else saved me
monica your sweet 16 was like a million
years ago and yet here you are doing it
again oh my god i don't want to steal
your stupid thunder oh please why else
would you have made out with ross got me
all right easy mimey the moment has
passed it ain't gonna happen
i just thought it'd be nice if i could
have just this one night i swear i never
wanted any part of your night no one was
supposed to see us kissing oh is that
why you did it in the secret hallway
where nobody ever goes
uh rachel i've been thinking i don't
think us getting together tonight is
such a good idea
i'm calling it off
way to save your dignity my man
mom why
why would i ever want to take away from
your night i don't know i know maybe
you're feeling a little resentful maybe
uh maybe you thought that you'd get
married first maybe you can't stand the
fact that your formerly fat friend is
getting married before you oh wow that
you know what that is so
unfair
you know what now i want to steal your
thunder come on ross let's go have sex
i can't believe you're gonna have sex on
my engagement night well somebody should
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