It was a bright and sunny day with air fresh and clean.
Not a rumor was stirring except, hehem, in the latrine.
Hi ya Snafu what's new?
Oh nothin much, nice day. Nice day for a bombing. Yeah nice bombing weather.
Hmm, bombing weather? bombing weather?
Sounds harmless enough innocent stuff.
But lets take a look in and find out what's cookin.
Bombing weather, bombing weather, bombing weather, bombing weather, bombing weather.
Just between you and me pal, I hear we're in for a bombing.
The hot air is blowing, a rumor is growing.
There gonna bomb us, there gonna bomb us, hear about the bombing? Hear about the bombing? The bombed us!
Did you hear about the terrible bombing last night?
We'll I heard it on good authority that the patrollers... mumbling.
Balloon juice its foaming but ah but it makes nice bologna.
That's right, exaggerated, stretch it, multiply it.
Now shoot off your face.
And bologna is flying all over the place.
..... And Germany.....
We're scary of the war, yeah the blasted the hell out of the Brooklyn Bridge.
The yearlong was wiped out. What's the matter with our planes? They popped them off like kites.
In Paris, troops landed right on the White House lawn. The Florida coast is lousy what invasion barges?
We'll just a minute bud, did you know that we have nothin to fight with, that our shells are all dudes!
And furthermore the chaps are in California.
Ooh wait and till you see their new secret weapon!
This may surprise you but their attacking this very camp!
Hahahaha, you can't get away, hahahaha
Don't rush yourself, surrender, hahahaha.
The British are quitting, hahahaha.
Even the Chinese gave up! Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Oh ho ah hoo whaoo!
It's all over, we've lost the war.
Hahaha, rumors, hahaha, ohohhoho, rumors, ohohoho.
Nice weather for a rumor ain't it?