Welcome to an all-new episode of "What the Fit."
I, of course, am your host. I'm Kevin Hart.
I'm a health and wellness and fitness nut.
That's what "What the Fit" is about.
I get to embark on these fitness excursions with my friends.
Now, today, I got my friend Nick Jonas.
- ( horn honks ) - Hey!
( horn honks )
- There he is. - Oh, hey.
Just hanging out in the street here.
I'm so glad you picked me up.
- How long were you there, man? - Just about two hours.
- That's not long enough. - ( chuckles )
Listen, you got no idea what we have planned today.
- What are we doing? - Nick, you love to work out,
and I know that you're a fit guy.
I said, well, I don't want to go to the gym with Nick.
- That's not fun. - No. No, that's boring.
Nick, we're going to be Scouts today.
All: On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty
to God and my country,
and to obey the Scout law.
- Oh, no. Okay. - We're Scouts, right?
- Now, here's the whole thing. - Well, I didn't really have a childhood
because I performed since I was six.
- So this'll be great. - That is true.
That is true. You didn't have a--
After the Scouts, we'll go to a prom.
Just to really check off the boxes.
When we talk about Scouts, what's the one thing Scouts get?
- Badges, right? - Mm.
Get badges for doing things correctly.
I'm willing to place a bet with you
that says I'll get more badges than you.
If I lose, what happens?
- You lose... - Yeah?
I get to be a Jonas brother.
♪ Girl, if I ♪
♪ If I had the time ♪
( growls ) ♪ If I ♪
Show me how to do the growl thing.
♪ And, girl, if I had the time ♪
( growls ) You see what I'm saying?
- Yeah, yeah. - That's what it's about.
- And if I win? - If you win, then maybe you--
you get to be a Hart brother.
What's the appeal of that?
Do you know how many people would kill to be a Hart brother?
- Do you have any idea? - At least four?
All right, so, look, before we go,
it's my understanding you don't like bugs either, right?
- Not a big bug fan, no. - I'm not a bug fan either.
- No. - Right?
So what I'm gonna do is...
we're going to stop at a wilderness expert.
- Ooh. - Just to give us some information.
- Information. - What to be really afraid of.
- Mm-hmm. Let's get it. - What's poisonous.
- What is this? - A backpack.
Where's mine?
I didn't think to get you one.
All I have is a cell phone and some cough drops.
- Why do you have a cough drop? - What's wrong with cough drops?
You didn't get me a backpack. ( bleep ) wrong with you?
You didn't tell me. I didn't know you would need it.
- Looking for our animal expert. - Chris Giacoletti.
- How you doing? - Good to meet you.
- Hello. How are you? I'm Nick. - Doing good.
Oh! Oh!
( bleep )
That's a murderer there.
So I hear you guys are going on a little adventure,
so I brought a few animals that you could possibly encounter in the wild.
- This is out there? - Oh, yeah.
This is called a pixie frog or an African bullfrog.
This is the second largest frog in the world.
- So let's go ahead and grab-- - Hold on. What you doing?
Gonna take one out. You guys gotta learn how to handle them,
- make sure you're not afraid of 'em. - All right.
All right. Well, you go right ahead.
All right, Nick, why don't you help me hold this?
That way I can tell you what you gotta do.
I think you should go first.
Oh, no. I'm here to learn what-- what to stay away from.
What you want to do is use both hands.
Clearly, yeah. It's a big-ass-- ooh, it feels slimy.
You got that? Yeah, it's got a little coat of slime.
That's to protect its skin.
- You should have him that before he picked it up. - This is odd.
One of the things that's really neat about these guys,
the number one thing they'll do for defense is they'll pee on you.
- They use they butt. I knew it. - They use their butt.
- Okay, there you go. - I knew it. I knew it.
Well, this guy's well-trained, so he's not gonna do it on you.
- Go ahead. - No, too late. Too late, piss hands.
You need to go wash your hands before you get back in my car.
- You got some hand sanitizer? - No, I don't, Nick.
Yeah, just don't lick your fingers and you'll be fine.
- Oh, don't lick my fingers. - Don't lick your fingers or touch your eye.
You got-- you got frog--
Chris: This is called an emperor scorpion here.
Sheesh! Brother, where's your fear?
- What-- - Well, you gotta learn about this.
- Kevin: I can learn. - Get back here.
- This is completely harmless. - No, no, I know.
- I'm gonna go around here. - You gotta do this.
- I am doing it from here. - It's not gonna jump at you, I promise.
Yeah, I promise it won't, 'cause I ain't gonna touch it.
- Nick, tell him how I feel. - I just did this.
You did the frog. Everybody does the frog.
- You gotta hold it. - Sir, you got no idea what I got in this backpack.
I'll kill it. Nick, tell him I'll kill it.
( grunts )
- Just hold it. - Nick.
So if you don't hold this, then you gotta make--
you're gonna have to hold the next one.
So it's up to you.
We don't even know what the next one is,
- so I would hold this one. - I didn't promise to do anything.
I promised to be taller next year, doesn't mean it's gonna happen.
All right, well, let's try to see if we can't get the next thing out for you.
All right, let's get it out. Is that the next one in there?
- It's in the box, yeah. - Ain't no way in hell I'm going around.
Oh, ( bleep ).
It's actually a little heavy, so I might need your help getting it out.
- Get what out? - What is-- whoa. Nope!
That is a large snake.
Nick, get the ( bleep ) in the car!
- Come on. - Black people leave white people all the time.
This is nothing new. We ain't got time for you to put your glasses on, Nick!
- Get in the car! - ( laughing )
Hold on. Don't move.
Thank you for everything.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I learned everything I feel we need to learn.
( Nick laughing )
Kids: A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly,
courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty,
brave, clean, and reverent.
- Dang. - You look good.
- You like it? - This outfit suits you.
- Wow. Look at this. - Oh!
- Oh, look at this here. - Hello!
- Hi! - How you doing?
Permission to come on in to the campsite, guys.
Permission granted.
- I'm Cliff. - Hi, I'm Jessica.
Hey, Jessica. How are you?
- This is Troop 223 and Troop 2019. - High-fives.
- So welcome to our campsite. - Yes.
Today we're gonna go over some basic Scout skills.
- Wonderful. - So the first thing that I want to do
is I want to go over your uniform.
- We need to do some-- - You have to tuck that in.
- Yeah, tuck in your shirt. - Minus 20 points.
- Can I explain some things, please? - Yes.
I'm what you call a Scout thug.
- So if there was a Scout... - Uh-huh.
- ...I-- - Scout thug?
- Yeah, I-- that's why. - Nick: Can I ask a question?
What's the discipline for someone like this
that doesn't tuck in their shirt?
- Kids: Minus points. - Minus points?
- So, there-- - Ain't gonna be no minus points.
Let me tell you why we're here.
Nick and I, we came here because I felt
that this would be a good workout for us.
And whoever does the best job, we figure you get a bunch of badges, right?
- Mm-hmm. - That's part of being a Scout, right?
Yeah, so every activity, who ever wins, we'll get you a badge.
What is that? What's that for?
This? It's the Arrow Of Light.
Arrow Of Light? You think you better than me?
- Yeah, and here you have your rank. - Oh, yeah.
- I think he's better than you. - How high is your ranking?
Oh, I'm First Class. It's, like, number four. Working on the next one.
- Ha! - Yeah, but you don't have one.
You don't have a rank.
- I will after today. - Yeah?
Why don't we go set up some tents?
- We setting up tents? - Do we have a time limit here?
- Or are we just-- - We'll do fastest tent.
- I suggest you get a stopwatch. - Remember, this is a workout,
- so get moving. - Let's do this.
- Let's unfold it here first. - I know that we're supposed to be a team.
- I don't need no help. - Nice.
I like it. I like what I'm seeing here.
Watch yourself. Watch out. Roll it. Ah!
- Standard tent, right? - Let's get some poles built.
- Click these guys in. - This is gonna be our standard--
Here. Y'all-- hold this. Do what I say.
Y'all not listening. Nick, I think they got the new ones.
- This is newer than the one you built in 1974? - The ones that I had--
Kevin: The ones when I was a Scout, we didn't have--
this is-- I don't like this. I don't like this tent.
Everybody just stop for a second.
Nick: That is fantastic work.
- Okay. - Let's just--
- What the-- - Hold it so I can get in it.
Nick, I'm done. I'm done.
- That's the wrong tent. - No, it's not.
- Kids: It's the wrong tent. - Kevin: No, it's not.
What kind of penalties do you get for cheating?
- You did bring your own tent. - I didn't bring my own tent.
I brought the right tent. That tent's a piece of ( bleep ).
- That tent over there-- - Whoa, whoa. Language.
A Scout is clean. That's part of our Scout Law.
- I bathed today. - And clean language.
- A Scout is clean. These are children. - Get your hands off me, Nick.
You should be ashamed of yourself. This is not the right tent.
This is a competition. In competition, things get ugly.
- So I think we win, correct? - You didn't win. You didn't do--
- Yay! - I'm gonna go ahead and award Nick the badge.
- Thank you so much. - Are you serious right now?
He played within the rules, and that is part of Scouting.
- Badge number one. - Did anybody say that I could not use my own tent?
So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna go ahead
and go over to our next activity, bear bags.
And we're gonna show you how we make sure the bear doesn't eat our food.
- "The bear" meaning there's a bear here? - Is there a bear here?
There are bears all over, you know, California.
- I once shot a bear. - A bear?
You guys are, like-- you're serious right now?
So this is a physical competition right now.
- This is a physical thing. - Show our strength, agility.
Stretch out, 'cause you might have to run if a bear does come.
- All right, let's do it. -
I'm gonna have Alyssa demonstrate, and then we're gonna see
if you guys can throw your bear bag up into the tree.
He probably can't, but we can give it a try.
- We have our bag of rocks. - Yeah.
We want to have enough slack so we can get it
over the tree and down.
- There you go. - Yay!
- Oh, wow. Wow. - Go, Elissa.
Now I gotta pull my bear bag up to the top.
- Okay. - Uh-huh.
- And then gotta wrap it around the tree. - Kevin: Oh, wow.
Cliff: Why don't we give Kevin a shot and see if he can try
- and do it? - All right, Kev, good luck.
♪ I'ma put my bag up in the tree ♪
- That's a Jonas Brothers hit. - Uh-huh, yeah.
You want it to be.
- Are you one of the Jonas Brothers? - I am.
- Oh. - Ain't no bear gonna eat my bag.
Ready. Three, two, one. Get outta here, bear!
- Aah! Get outta here! - ( cheering )
- Arm workout. - This is the more physical part.
Biceps. Shoulders.
Let's see if Nick can get it in his first try.
- All right, Kev. - Oh, God!
- ( all gasping ) - Watch out, people.
- Those are kids. - I don't think that's how it works.
- I won this one. - Well, part of this one
is what are you gonna do when the bear comes at you?
- Ooh. - So, Nick, why don't you act as a bear first?
And then, Kevin, why don't you show us
what you would do if a bear approached you?
- Easy. - Make a lot of noise.
- Cliff: Just scream at it. - Okay.
I'm just here hanging out, doing Scout stuff.
Kevin Hart, it's me, the big brown bear.
Get outta here, bear! I'm about to get big!
- ( roars ) - It's gonna take awhile.
- Get your ass outta here! - All: Hey, a Scout is clean.
- A Scout is clean. - That's a bear!
You better tell that bear, "Get your big ass outta here, bear.
- Get outta here!" - We're children.
( kiai-ing )
You're not gonna-- you're not gonna assault the bear.
You ahead go and do that. I'll be the bear.
- Ready? - Let's try this.
- Be a good black bear. - What?
- Yeah, I went there. - Jesus Christ, man.
- It's 2020. - It's funny 'cause black bears are small.
- Okay. - ( laughter )
- Are you ready? - Yep.
All right.
- Rawr! I got you. I got you. - You did get me.
So-- so because you--
you got-- you got Nick,
I will award you the bear badge.
- Yes! Yes! - We're gonna go ahead
and go over to our next activity at the hatchet throwing.
Nice. Hatchets, yes!
( music playing )
Right now you guys are gonna be competing for another patch.
- We're gonna do hatchet throwing. - Okay.
It's a great workout. It's really good for your arms, your legs,
your hand-eye coordination,
which we're gonna have Miranda demonstrate.
- Let's go, Miranda. - Miranda!
- Ooh! - Nice.
Okay, Kevin and Nick, you want a little head to head competition with this one?
Yeah. Well, y'all back up if Nick got it. Be careful.
One thing the Jonas Brothers can't do is throw tomahawks.
- Okay. That's fair. - Back up, kids.
( music playing )
Good luck, Nick. I don't mean it.
( Kevin laughing )
Kid: It was too late of a release.
( laughter )
- All right, Kev. - ( laughing )
- ( groans ) - I'm scared.
What you say, cuz? What?
-
Hey, get back. He has a tomahawk, you guys.
- Back it up. Back it up. - What you say, cuz? Huh?
( crickets chirping )
Oh, you-- oh, you don't think I can get you from here?
( music playing )
Yeah, well, you picked the wrong day, cuz!
- 'Cause I got a hatchet. - Who's he talking to?
- I got a hatchet! -
- Ah! Yeah! - ( cheering )
That's a little workout there 'cause you gotta throw that thing with your arm.
All right, Kevin, very-- very happy to present you
with the hatchet throwing badge for this one. Good job.
- Congratulations. - Wait, wait, wait.
I got something that I think
is gonna help me become the winner.
- What? - What the--
- Cheater. - Lies!
( jeering )
Looks like you got a lot of merit badges there, Kevin.
I don't know how.
I don't know how you lost, but I got it.
It's not like it's your show or anything.
- I don't know. Listen, it just-- - Just happy to be here.
Thank you guys so much. This was so good.
Nick, did you have a good time out here, man?
Even though I lost to you, I had a great time. Thanks for having me.
To all the Scouts, I say thank you.
All: Thank you.
See you guys later. Thank you.
- Thank you, guys. - Nick lost the bet!
I'm the fourth Jonas Brother.
New music coming soon.
♪ And, girl, if I had the time ♪
( growls )
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