It seems like women are taking over the world.
Doesn't it seem like that?
[CHEERING]
This week, a pilot safely made an emergency landing
in Philadelphia after the engine was lost.
That pilot is Tammie Jo Shults.
She's a woman.
[CHEERING]
[CLAPPING]
Tammie.
Last year, one of the highest-grossing movies
was "Wonder Woman."
It was directed by a woman.
It starred a woman, has the woman in the title.
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERING]
It made more money than "Iron Man," which
was directed by a man, starred a man, and has man in the title.
[LAUGHTER]
Top Instagram account is held by a woman, Selena Gomez.
[CHEERING]
Selena Gomez, she has 136 million people following her.
I hope she knows where she's going.
[LAUGHTER]
Also the person with the most Twitter followers
is Katy Perry.
She's a woman and a firework, is what she is.
[CHEERING]
I always say this.
Women should support one another.
So here's a suggestion.
If you follow Selena and Katy, follow me--
[LAUGHTER]
--as well.
[CHEERING]
[APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHTER]
Here's a fun fact.
For a long time, the title for the most retweeted tweet
was held by a woman.
And you're looking at her right here.
This is--
[CHEERING]
--my Oscar selfie.
Me and a few pals just hanging out at the Oscars.
No biggie.
[LAUGHTER]
Women are doing great things in every field.
Recently, I had a dream that a woman
won a presidential election by 3 million votes.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Chinese food gives me crazy dreams.
I'll tell you that.
[LAUGHTER]
It seems like there's a giant wave of women
who are not afraid to be who they are and make
a difference in the world.
And they are doing it for $0.80 on the dollar of what men make.
[BOOING]
Yeah, something.
Some kind of reaction, yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Don't get me wrong.
I am not knocking men, not at all.
The world needs smart, caring men more than ever.
We really do need that.
I still like a man to open the door for me.
I really do, because those handles are covered with germs.
[LAUGHTER]