[Phil]: Hey guys!
[Phil]: So before this video officially starts, I wanted to tell you some exciting news!
[Phil]: That me and Dan now have a gaming channel!
[Phil]: Whoo! // [Dan]: Is this where you want me to come in?
[Phil]: Yes! Come in! Come in!
[Dan]: Wii desk chair! Hi guys!
[Dan]: Yeah! We have a gaming channel that *laughing* we invented-ly called..
[Dan]: ..DanandPhilGAMES!
[Dan]: And it's really great and you should check it out and please subscribe to it!
[Phil]: If you haven't subscribed yet, here's some stuff you're missing out on.
[Phil]: I don't know how to use Sonya Blade!
[Dan]: Fudge! Fudge! Fudge! I'm just standing here, not doing anything!
[Dan]: Suck my uppercut!
[Dan]: So clearly, it's what's missing from your life to make it perfect.
[Phil]: Yes. There's a subscribe button here so you can click that now to go subscribe to the channel.
[Dan]: And a link down in the description.
[Phil]: And it'll open in a new window, so you won't be taken away from us..
[Phil]: ..it'll just happen and I'll I do this as you click. // [Dan]: So thank you so much..
[Dan]: ..for everyone that is subscribing and we hope you enjoy the Tumblr video!
[Phil]: Take it away, Dan and Phil in the other video! // [Dan]: *does the Dan*
[Phil]: Today, we are going to be delving into the world of Tumblr.
[Dan]: dun dun duun
[Phil]: I gave you guys some warning on Twitter..
[Phil]: ..and asked you to tag things with "Hey Phil, look at this!"
[Dan]: Arguably, you've allowed them to prepare as well. // [Phil]: Yeah.
[Dan]: That could have made things worse.
[Phil]: The first thing were greeted with is..
[Both]: *laughing*
[Phil]: That is horrible! // [Both]: *laughing*
[Dan]: Oh! It's like Quasimodo!
[Dan]: Is that me.. and a pumpkin morphed together? *laughing*
[Phil]: That is my Halloween nightmare. // [Dan]: Wow.
[Dan]: Awh! That's good. I like that. // [Phil]: That's cool!
[Phil]: Oh, Dan. So deep. You're breaking apart.
[Dan]: BLORPH
[Phil]: "Dannibal Lecter!" // [Both]: *laughing*
[Phil]: Would you eat human flesh? // [Dan]: *strange noises*
[Dan]: Obviously.. not?
[Phil]: Oh! // [Dan]: Up! Okay-- Yup, that-- yep!
[Phil]: I like that-- are we kissing at the radio station?
[Dan]: I think-- Yeah! *laughing* // [Phil]: That's very unprofessional!
[Phil]: You shouldn't-- *chuckles* // [Dan]: As if we'd be doing a live radio show..
[Dan]: "Let's make out!" // [Phil]: *chuckling*
[Dan]: SHLREPH SHLERP SHLURP
[Phil]: Aah! // [Dan]: Ha! Okay..
[Dan]: We've had some folds.. // [Phil]: These are terrifying.
[Dan]: *laughing* Hopefully, you love that. // [Phil]: I'm sure that was attractive.
[Both]: *laughing* // [Phil]: It's me sunbathing in our new mug! // [Dan]: Okay!
[Phil]: I love this! Have you seen this?
[Phil]: Okay, everyone blow on your screen now! Including you, Dan!
[Phil]: Go!
[Both]: *laughing hysterically* // [Phil]: It's my favorite thing! I love that so much!
[Dan]: *still laughing* Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[wheezing laughter]
[Dan]: I would make out with that cow.
[Phil]: TMI. // [Dan]: So would you.
[Phil]: Yeah, I would.
[Phil]: Aah! Aah! // [Dan]: *laughing*
[Phil]: No! No! // [Dan]: *laughing* Okayy..
[Dan]: Wait.. but the hair-- I can see where they're going for with that.. // [Phil]: Yeah!
[Phil]: Should I censor those.. boobs?
[Dan]: I don't-- I think they're.. not human nipples.
[Dan]: I don't think you need to censor them. // [Phil]: Is that a real thing?
[Dan]: Obviously not. // [Phil]: Okay.
[Dan]: IS THAT A REAL-- Phil Lester, everybody. // [Phil]: *laughing*
[Dan]: Yes, it's-- it's the man rat.
[Phil]: It looks so real, though! // [Dan]: They're from Columbia.
[Both]: Awwh..
[Dan]: I hate that photo. I hate that-- // [Phil]: Do you like that pose?
[Dan]: We were taking it as a joke!
[Phil]: Lemonbrab-a Lisa?
[Dan]: HMMM
[Dan]: What's that video?
(Anaconda starts playing as Dan and Phil are increasingly disturbed)
(This is your fault.)
[Dan]: WHY // [Phil]: NO
[Dan]: *laughing in pain* WHY // [Phil]: MY EYES
[Phil]: I'm never panning the camera down further than this ever again. // [Dan]: No!
[Dan]: It's gonna be nipples and up for the rest of time. // [Phil]: *giggling*
[Phil]: That was with David Tennent at VidCon. That actually happened.
[Dan]: Fond memories. // [Phil]: Yep!
[Dan]: Totally real. // [Phil]: Squeezed his butt.
[Phil]: *laughing* // [Dan]:* chuckling* Oh-- this thing.
[Phil]: I've never seen this before! // [Dan]: Right.
[Dan]: *laughing* Look what she's doing-- she is my hero!
[Dan]: This is the kind of thing that makes me go:
[Dan]: "Yeah. I'm happy with what I'm contributing to humanity."
[Phil]: Cute! // [Dan]: Awh!
[Both]: *laughing*
[Dan]: Yeah, that's exactly what you were doing there. // [Phil]: Oh gurl, don't--
[Phil]: Oh, I'm not even going to try. // [Dan]: Go on--
[Both]: *laughing*
[Phil]: I almost tried! // [Dan]: Go on, Phil! Go on.
[Phil]: Don't even go there, gurl!
[Both]: *cringe attacks*
[Phil]: That's not making the video.
[Dan]: We can't be friends anymore.
[Both]: *laughing*
[Dan]: Speaking of phanaconda..
[Phil]: What people don't know is that I have the power to twerk, I just don't use it.
[Dan]: This isn't going anywhere, is it?
[Dan]: *sighs* THANK GOD
[Dan]: Drawing of us and Tyler? That's good! // [Phil]: Awh! That's good!
[Phil]: *laughing* // [Dan]: Pfft-- wow, that's attractive!
[Phil]: When I die, I want that to be the Google Doodle.
[Phil]: Hopefully not soon.
[Dan]: We should sing a duet!
[Phil]: *singing* Let it goo..
[Dan]: That's not the duet.
[Phil]: What's the duet? // [Dan]: *singing* Do you wanna build a snowmaaann?
[Phil]: NO
[Dan]: Well, that was over quickly.
[Phil]: Why-- why am I always dead? // [Dan]: *laughing*
[Phil]: I swear whenever I'm reading fanfiction.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) // [Dan]: *laughing*
[Phil]: ..I'm dead.
[Dan]: And then the ghost of Phil, after he died from his terminal illness.. // [Phil]: *chuckling*
[Dan]: ..said his lost goodbye to Dan and then fazed out of reality..
[Phil]: Ian and Anthony have a black child. // [Dan]: *laughing*
[Both]: *laughing* // [Dan]: I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT
[Dan]: AHOHOOHO
[Dan]: Ian isn't the real father..
[Dan]: ANTHONY SLEPT WITH THE BLACK MAILMAN
[Phil]: Oh. // [Dan]: ANTHONY HOW COULD YOU
[Phil]: That's a-- oh.. that's so disturbing! // [Dan]: *laughing*
[Dan]: I love how present your butt is.. // [Phil]: It's such a pronounced butt!
[Dan]: And even though it's just you facing backwards on a unicorn..
[Dan]: ..which, by all standards, should be quite innocent.. // [Phil]: Yeah.
[Dan]: There's something about that butt.
[Dan]: It's just so out there. // [Phil]: All eyes go to the butt.
[Dan]: Oh my god, Becky.
[Phil]: That's cool. It's just everything from the inside of my mind.
[Phil]: *laughing* Wow! That's so weird! It looks so real! // [Dan]: *face of pure horror*
[Phil]: Maybe in three years?
[Dan]: Three zero years?
[Phil]: OH MY GOD! That's like something from Silent Hills! // [Dan]: JESUS CHRIST
[Phil]: NO
[Dan]: *screaming* // [Phil]: Oh, this is the worst stuff I've seen!
[Dan]: AAA
[Phil]: That's weird, that's weird. // [Dan]: *laughing*
[Dan]: STOP. STOP. BURN IT.
[Dan]: BURN IT NOW // [Phil]: *giggling*
[Phil]: That makes me realize you've got really feminine eyes.
[Phil]: Look how girly I look with your eyes!
[Phil]: And then you just look like a demon! // [Dan]: Look how literally psychotic and soulless..
[Dan]: ..I look with your eyes! // [Phil]: *giggling*
[Dan]: Wait, wait, wait.
[Dan]: Is that a cute one of me riding an alpaca with the triforce? // [Phil]: Yeah.
[Dan]: But then go up?
[Dan]: Why are you naked on your lion-- PHIL // [Phil]: I don't know why I'm naked?
[Dan]: Such an exhibitionist! // [Phil]: Hey! It helps, though.
[Phil]: Today's Draw Phil Naked is..
[Both]: *laughing* // [Phil]: It's you with your purple hair.
[Dan]: Me discovering the joys of hair chalk for the first time.
[Phil]: It looks pretty good!
[Dan]: I wonder how it would look on you.
[Dan]: *gasps* LET'S CHALK PHIL'S HAAAIR
[Phil]: No! No! // [Dan]: Yes!
[Dan]: So what would Phil look like with a purple fringe?
[Dan]: da da da daaaa
[Phil]: It looks like a radioactive seagull pooped on my head.
[Dan]: You look like a unsuccessful scene kid from 2005.
[Phil]: Awh! Look at this! // [Dan]: AWH STOP GIVING ME FEELS
[Dan]: It's me as Christopher Robin?! // [Phil]: Awh!
[Dan]: With the T-shirt and the jeans?!
[Dan]: And then Pooh's pressing subscri-- agg all phlph
[Dan]: AAA I CAN'T // [Phil]: *giggling*
[Phil]: Tha--That's just a photo of us. Why is that funny?
[Dan]: Wha-- why did someone just upload a photo of us walking around?
[Phil]: I don't know. // [Dan]: I don't know!
[Phil]:That's-- that's inspirational.
[Dan]: REGRET REGRET KEEP SCROLLING
[Phil]: Felix! Doing a sexy dance!
[Dan]: I didn't come here to be aroused.
[Dan]: "Dan and Phil: The Fault in Our Stars Trailer?" // [Phil]: Oh, let's watch it!
[Phil]: I'm Augustus!
[Dan]: I'm Hazel? Ugh..
[Phil]: I love how they chose me in a pizza t-shirt.
[Dan]: *snorts* STOP STOP STOP
[Phil]: Do you get this? It's a llama wearing a Dan hat! // [Dan]: *chuckling*
[Dan]: That is really horrifyingly disturbing. // [Phil]: *giggling*
[Dan]: But maybe, in an alternate universe, there is an alpaca YouTuber named Dan..
[Dan]: ..wearing a human hat!
[Phil]: *gasps* And there's two cameras talking into a severed head! With a fringe!
[Phil]: That went to a dark place.
[Dan]: And on that note, let's stop.
[Dan]: Let's stop. Let's get our heads OUT-- // [Phil]: *chuckling* Okay.
[Dan]: Back into the realityyy.. *sighs* // [Phil]: I feel strange and tingly.
[Phil]: We just want to say how much we appreciate the amazing artwork that you guys have made for us.
[Dan]: Yeah, so much creativity goes into all of those horrifying things..
[Dan]: ..that will haunt me as I try to sleep tonight.
[Phil]: So thanks for watching! Give this a thumbs up if you enjoyed it and I will see you next week!
[Both]: Goodbyee..!
[Phil]: Aah!