[MUSIC TO THE TUNE OF "CALL ME MAYBE" BY CARLY RAE JEPSEN]
COOKIE MONSTER: [SINGING]
Me got a wish on me mind.
It is the chocolate chip kind.
Me look at you and me tell, you may have snickerdoodle.
Me trade me soul for a bite.
Me spell it out black and white.
Me look at you and me see, you like an elf in a tree.
You, cookie showing, and me, hunger growing.
Let's get skim milk flowing, we'll start this
snack going, baby!
Hey, me just met you.
And this is crazy.
But you got cookie, so share it, maybe?
It's hard to look at your snack, baby, but you got
cookie, so share it, maybe?
Hey, me just met you, and this is crazy.
But you got cookie, so share it, baby.
Coffee cake with frosting, it no phase me.
But you got cookie, so share it, maybe?
You took you time with the bite.
Me trying to stay polite.
Me start to really freak out.
Please, someone, call the Girl Scouts.
Me no grumble or grouse, this take it's toll on me house.
Me going off me rocker, please give me Betty Crocker.
You, cookie showing, and me, hunger growing.
Let's get skim milk following.
We'll start this snack going, baby!
Hey, me just met you.
And this is crazy.
But you got cookie, so share it, maybe?
It hard to look at you snack, baby.
But you got cookie, share it, maybe?
Hey, me just met you, and this is crazy.
But you got cookie, so share it, maybe?
Pie and ice cream, it no phase me.
But you got cookie, so share it, baby.
Before you came into me life me missed you so bad.
Me missed you so bad.
Me missed you so, so bad.
Before you came into me life me missed you so bad.
And you should know that.
Me missed you so, so bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
It hard to look at your snack, baby.
But you got cookie.
So share it, maybe?
Hey, me just bet you, and this is crazy.
But you got cookie, so share it, maybe?
Chocolate pudding, it no phase me.
But you got cookie, so share it, maybe?
Cookie!
Om, nom, nom.
Oh, thank you.
Om, nom.
Here.
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.
C is for cookie--
KERMIT: If you guess what is in the box,
I'll give you a cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: It's a horse.
KERMIT: No.
COOKIE MONSTER: It's a cow.
KERMIT: Uh-uh.
COOKIE MONSTER: It's a cotton ball.
KERMIT: I don't think so.
COOKIE MONSTER: It's a pogo stick.
KERMIT: No, no.
COOKIE MONSTER: It's a rump roast.
MATT LAUER: Cookie Monster has not given up cookies.
In fact, from the looks of things, he eats just about
everything.
COOKIE MONSTER: You've got that right.
Om, nom, nom.