- EARLIER THIS WEEK, YOU GOT SIT DOWN,
AND YOU INTERVIEWED SOFIA VERGARA.
HOW WAS THAT? FUN?
- AWESOME. - YEAH, AWESOME.
LET'S WATCH TOGETHER.
[singing] - AND IT'S TIME FOR
THE NOAH RITTER SHOW, THE NOAH RITTER SHOW
- APPARENTLY IT'S TIME FOR "THE NOAH RITTER SHOW."
I'M NOAH RITTER.
TODAY I'D LIKED YOU TO-- SOFIA VERGARA.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE, SOFIA.
- [speaking Spanish]
- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FRUIT? - FRUIT OR FOOD?
DO YOU HAVE AN ACCENT? - NO, I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT.
- I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT EITHER. - YES, YOU DO.
- NO, I DON'T. - YES, YOU DO.
- WHERE? - COLUMBIAN.
YOU HAVE A COLUMBIAN ACCENT.
- WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
I-I-I'M--
- IT'S AN ACCENT OF WHERE YOU SPEAK
COMBO--COLUMBIAN
EVERY TIME YOU SAY SOMETHING.
- CAN YOU DO MY ACCENT,
IF YOU THINK I HAVE AN ACCENT?
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I HAVE AN ACCENT.
- [babbling]
- I SOUND LIKE THAT?
- BUT I DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME?
YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED "MODERN FAMILY"?
EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDS ME ON "MODERN FAMILY."
- I NEVER WATCH "MODERN FAMILY."
- WHAT?
- IT'S NOT A CARTOON SHOW.
[laughter]
WHAT TYPE OF CARTOON DO YOU LIKE?
- WELL, I USED TO WATCH ALL THE CARTOONS
MY SON MANOLO USED TO WATCH,
LIKE BUGS BUNNY, THE PINK PANTHER.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THOSE? - I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, YOU SHOULD WATCH "THE SIMPSONS."
IT'S A FUNNY RIDE.
- WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE FROM "THE SIMPSONS"?
- I WOULD HAVE TO SAY--
I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THE DAD.
- "OMER." - "OMER."
I HAVE TO SAY "OMER."
HE MAKES FUNNY NOISES, LIKE...
[grunting]
- YOU LOOK SO CUTE.
- [giggles]
I'M TURNING SIX THIS MONTH.
- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S BAD.
- NO, IT ISN'T. - IT'S TOO OLD NOW.
- I KNOW, BUT SIX IS BETTER.
I MEAN, WHEN YOU TURN 18 AND YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL,
GUESS WHAT, YOU GET TO DRIVE A CAR,
AND YOU GET YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
- THAT IS TRUE.
- ALSO, WHEN YOU'RE FULLY GROWN
AND A MAN EYEBALLS YOU AND YOU HAVE A CAR,
THAT MEANS HE WANTS TO RACE.
- A RACE? - YEAH, AND YOU RACE HIM.
I WANT A DINOSAUR FOR MY BIRTHDAY,
BUT I CAN'T HAVE ANY BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL EXTINCT.
- OH, BUT YOU CAN GET, LIKE, A PLASTIC ONE
OR SOMETHING, LIKE THIS ONE.
LOOK, THIS IS, LIKE, A DUCK.
- IT'S A DUCK. LOOK, IT'S--
- BUT I'M SURE THEY CAN GET YOU, LIKE, A DINOSAUR--
LIKE, THE MATERIAL.
- LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. IT'S A DUCK.
IT HAS TWO LEGS, WEBBED FEET.
SOMETIMES DINOSAURS HAVE WEBBED FEET.
I DON'T KNOW.
- WHICH ONE IS THE DINOSAUR YOU WANT?
- I WOULD HAVE TO SAY A CRONKODON.
- A CRONKENDON?
- THEY CALL IT A CRONKODON BECAUSE OF ITS STEEP LEGS
AND ITS EYESIGHT
AND ITS ABILITY TO BREATHE UNDERWATER.
- WHAT?
- THE CRONKODON ACTUALLY JUMPS OUT THE WATER,
GRABBING ITS NATURAL PREY OR SOMETHING ELSE,
LIKE A TRICERATOPS OR A BRACHIOSAURUS
OR EVEN ANOTHER MEAT-EATING DINOSAUR.
DO YOU LIKE PIZZA? - OF COURSE.
WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIZZA?
WE EAT PIZZA IN COLUMBIA.
IS IT-- - HERE, HAVE A SLICE.
- BUT IS IT OLD? ARE YOU GONNA HAVE--
- NO, IT'S-- NO, I DON'T WANT ANY.
- WHY? - BUT I DON'T WANT ONE.
- OKAY, BUT THEN WHAT IF IT'S OLD
AND YOU'RE TRICKING ME?
- IT'S NOT OLD.
PLUS, I JUST DON'T WANT ANY,
BECAUSE I'M NOT HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
- DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
- NO.
- NO? - NOPE.
- WHY NOT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT THE CRONKODON DOES
WHEN A VICTIM--
- ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT?
- THE NATURAL PREY? - YEAH, I KNOW.
YOU TOLD ME ALL THAT, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLFRIEND?
- [scoffs]
NO, I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
NO, I'LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND. - WHY?
- ALIEN DUCK ON MY HEAD.
- YOU'RE STILL CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
- EVERYONE SAY HELLO TO THE DUCK ON MY HEAD.
THANKS, SOFIA.
THIS IS "THE NOAH RITTER SHOW."
- GIVE ME A KISS. - BYE.
- GIVE ME A KISS!
- [screams]
- HOW ARE YOU SO ADORABLE? COME HERE!
- [screams]
- YOU RAN AWAY FROM SOFIA VERGARA.
- [laughs]