Welcome. Welcome to an all-new episode of "What The Fit."
I'm your host, Kevin Hart. And I'm never by myself.
Today I have Jennifer Garner with us. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
How do I do this? How do I find the most amazing people
to come and join me in these journeys?
- That's what I call them. I call them journeys. - We're on a journey.
- This is a journey. A fit-fun journey, okay? - Mm-hmm.
- Do you like my outfit? - I love your outfit.
- Overalls. Flannel. Phew. - Overalls...
This was just a regular flannel at one point.
But I said that's not acceptable.
- So I cut the sleeves off. - ( scoffs ) Of course.
Mainly because I have amazing arms.
And I felt that they should be on display
- for what we're about to do today. - They should. Absolutely.
- What are we gonna do today? - I'm about to tell you now.
- You have a love for farming. Is that true? - I do-- I do like farming.
- You do like farming. Why? - Mm-hmm.
Why? Because it is amazing to watch food grow
- and to pick it and eat it. - Okay, I'm a Hot Pocket guy
- if I lived on my own. - ( laughs )
- "Kevin, what do you--" - There's nothing wrong with a Hot Pocket.
"Kevin, what is that all in your face?" "Hot Pocket!"
Jennifer ( sings jingle ):
So what I wanted to do was, I wanted to put you in an environment
that was comfortable for you. That you would smile at.
But then also find some new things within those environments
that we can embrace. And I feel like, with me,
doing a show entitled "What The Fit,"
I feel like there's a high level of fitness that can go in...
- to farming. - So we're going to a farm.
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( lowing )
- We'll do some walking lunges from-- - Something.
- Farming's hard work. - That's what the lady told me on the phone!
So that's what we're gonna do today.
- Kevin:
( neighs )
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( clucks )
- Man: Welcome! - Hey!
- Hi! - Hi, guys!
- Kevin: What's your name, man? - I'm Farmer Juan.
- Farmer Juan. - That's right.
Give you a nice little farmer handshake. I'm Kevin.
- Nice to meet ya. - Hi there!
- Jen? Nice to meet you. - Nice to see you.
Could I have went with a full pant?
Damn it. God damn it, I did it again.
I can't imagine that you could be any better than you are now.
- This is--this is fine. - Yeah. I think--
- we're embracing...this. - Yes.
Farmer Juan, you know why we're here.
- That's right. - ( loud crowing )
You know I do a show-- Hey! Hey!
( clucking )
- Thank you! - ( laughs )
- I do a show called "What The Fit." - Okay.
- And on the show, basically-- - ( loud crowing )
I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna go back and forth with you.
If I'm gonna talk, then let me talk. Please.
- Please. - Jennifer: Mm-hmm.
- Thank you. - ( clucking )
Me and Jennifer... we're here to basically,
really embrace this environment.
But I want you to understand,
- we're looking for the physical activities-- - I see.
- ( loud crowing ) - We can't do this.
So nobody can-- nobody can shut that--
- Juan: I can't do it. - It's just a quick-- ( makes crunching sound )
( laughs )
- You don't want your neck? - ( crows )
- You want it to be go-time? - ( chuckling )
- 'Cause we can make it go-time. - You guys ready to get started?
- Ready. - Yeah, 'cause that got an attitude.
That's right.
(
This is where the workout comes in.
Oh, look, a broadfork.
We're gonna aerate the soil. We're gonna plant something.
You want me to show you how it's done?
( music playing )
Both: Oh!
There you go. Oh, yeah.
Juan: There you go, come on, Kevin. Get your squats in.
- Get your shoulder workout. - It's on!
Think of it like a StairMaster.
- Hey, try this out. - Okay, we got this, come on!
Kevin: Hey, cameras. You might wanna get this.
There you go, Jen. You're doing great, Jen.
Kevin, you should learn a little bit from Jen.
- Agh! - Oh, yeah? Maybe you could learn a little about this?
- ( laughs ) - Juan: What is that?
I feel like we're gonna be here all day.
- Jennifer: We might be! - Kevin: Mine is in! I'm in!
- We're--got it. - I got it in! Look at that!
- Now this machine is my ( bleep ). - ( laughs )
Once you get it where you want-- Look at that, look at that.
That story don't stand a chance now. Look at that.
Jen is one of those people that don't give up, and I like it.
And everybody knows farmer girls are tough.
You know how I knew they were tough? By that commercial.
- FarmersOnly.com? - FarmersOnly-- have you ever been on there, Farmer Juan?
- You'll find you a good woman. - Should I go on that?
Juan: I think you should.
- It's a great dating site. - Is it farmer girls?
- I mean, hey! - All farm girls and farm guys.
- And on the commercial-- - City folks just don't get it, though.
On the commercial, the girl goes,
"I'm looking for a farmer.
- Do you farm?" - ( laughs )
And this guy's like, "Yeah. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do farm."
"Well, maybe you should go on FarmersOnly.com." ( laughs )
I'm like, yeah, yeah! All right!
- Yeah, there's something for everyone. - I get it.
So, Farmer Juan, I don't know your relationship situation,
but they got some nice ones.
They're missing a few teeth, though. I'm not--
You can't ask for everything. It's a website.
( music playing )
- You guys ever sheared a sheep before? - ( excited ) No!
- Yes! All the time. - Shearer: All the time?
I used to go to my dad. My dad--in Broughton area,
we used to have sheeps in the city of Philadelphia.
We found one, one time. We hooked it up.
- ( laughs ) "The city of Philadelphia." - We gave him a fade.
- Alrighty. - So, Jen, you should start it.
You should give the first cut.
- Oh, my gosh! - Let's give it a haircut.
- Okay, turn 'em on. - ( loud buzzing )
- Whoa! Oh, ( bleep )! - Oh, my gosh!
- Okay. - Shearer: Go for it.
- Yeah, go ahead! - I don't know that I'm--
You've got a steady hand. I saw when we was in the car.
Push right here.
- I'm not gonna hurt him. - You're not gonna hurt it.
I'm right here to help you.
Push down and push forward.
- Good. - ( bleats )
You're good!
You do this! I don't wanna do this!
- Did I hurt him? - No. Stay nice and level, don't dig in.
Perfect.
This is not a good cut at all.
You know, brother, if I could just tell you what's going on.
- ( bleating ) - ( laughing ) This is not a good cut.
Want some hair?
You do it!
- Good thing about being a-- - ( shear stops )
Good thing about being a barber, the first thing
you need to know is, it's all about conversation.
- So, you go to a barbershop-- - You need your patter.
- You gotta talk to it. - Yeah.
What'd you do today, baby? Hmm?
( laughs )
Where you go? I know that's right.
- ( shear buzzes ) - Well, the game--let me tell you something.
- ( shear stops ) - Hey, LeBron--the same thing I said.
- ( shear buzzes ) - You got to know. Yup.
Uh-huh. Well--well. It depends.
That's all about-- See I'd be the barber that never get it done
'cause I talk too much. That's all about--it depends on where you gonna go.
- But look. I think you have a gift. - You did a pretty good job.
You got L.A., you got Houston. But I think they went to the wrong spot.
But that's neither here nor there. My thing is,
if you gonna eat fruit, get it out of the basket.
- ( shear buzzes ) - Yo, Jennifer, I'm cleaning up your mess.
- I know. - How you doin' there, Kevin?
I'm much better.
I'm much better than you, Jennifer.
- What is this? - What are all these, like, lumps here?
I was about to give him a part. I was gonna put the word--
I was gonna put the word "bedazzled." I was gonna put "bedazzled."
- Juan: "Bedazzled." - That's the thing.
Y'all just got a bunch of sheep around here with no style.
- Give 'em a part. - Give 'em a little 'fro?
Yeah, give me my sheep-- Where the sheep at that's the cool sheep?
If he out here 'round these women,
- give him a shot. - ( bleats )
( music playing )
Juan: We're gonna go start picking some tomatoes, now.
Celebrity beefsteak tomatoes.
- Celeb--what it say? - Celebrity beefsteak tomatoes.
You only wanna have celebrity tomatoes. Those are the best ones.
Why? What does that mean? Why "celebrity"?
That's just the variety they are. So we're gonna go ahead, we're gonna--
- I'm gonna pick Sylvester Stallone. - ( laughter )
I'm gonna get Sylvester Stallone.
I'm looking for Judi Dench. ( laughs )
Ah! Oh, this is a good one.
This is--this is Denzel Washington.
- But look at that. - Aw...( bleep )!
This is Denzel Washington in "Equalizer Part 2."
( laughing )
Now do you guys see how this is a full workout for the whole entire body...
- Yeah. Now I'm sweatin'. - ...every day. Every day.
Look at this. I found you and me.
I'll let you hold this. Congratulations.
That's a good--okay, hold up.
Hold up. I'm good. I'm good.
Why you over the fence? What you doin'? What is she--
- Who you got? - I got it!
Don't worry, Kevin, I got it!
- Angelina Jolie. - That's a beautiful one.
You know this is Angelina because the lips are stickin' out.
- ( laughs ) - All right.
- Oh, that is a juicy-- - That's a good one right there.
- That's Bradley Cooper. - This is Kerry Washington in "Scandal."
( seductively ) "Scandal."
"I tell you what I'm not gonna do. I'm not going to allow you to go
and talk to me and then go to the White House to tell them
what you thought you told me. You're not going to do it!
And it will not happen on my day!"
- ( seductively ) "Scandal." - ( giggles )
Oh! Meryl Streep! Right here!
- That's a beautiful tomato. - Let's find a big stupid-looking one
- and that can be "The Rock." - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
- Mmm! - That's a little one.
Look at this dumb one! I don't want that one.
Dumbass tomato. That's a dumb tomato.
What--Jennifer! What are you doin'?
- Hmm? - What are you doin'? What--
See, you can't pick tomatoes with her.
- She gonna eat half the tub when we get back. - Here.
- What you want? What is it-- - Eat it.
It's the best tomato you've ever had.
- That is a really good tomato. - That's what I'm talkin' about.
- Guess what? I just killed Morgan Freeman. - ( laughs )
- That's cannibalism. - Kevin: Mm-hmm.
( music playing )
- Have you guys ever collected eggs in the morning? - Every day.
- Hello, ladies. - You guys are goin' in.
- We're goin' in to do what? - We're gonna go in,
you guys are gonna go ahead and collect some eggs.
Kevin: Collect eggs from where?
Juan: Did you see all those right there? All those little squares?
There's eggs in there that chickens are laying.
- Wow. - Ahh! Jennifer be careful!
- Just be careful! - Juan: Kevin, you gotta get those right there.
- You see that one? - I feel like that's a mother next to it.
You should get that one. She's okay with it.
Oh! Come on, Jennifer! What you doin'? ( bleep )
Come on, baby, you got it.
- Kevin: Oh, my god. - You've got it.
Kevin: This egg right here still look wet.
- Is that fresh out the caboose? - It is.
Come on, Jen! What you doin'?
- Catching it. - Aw, ( bleep )!
- Kevin: That's why you got to stay away. - Come here, baby.
- Juan: You wanna grab one, Kevin? - Wait. Hold on.
- I can't put him in the bucket. - Well put your bucket down.
- Hold the bucket for me, Farmer Juan? - You got it. You wanna hold...
- the wings in. - I don't wanna do it.
( laughter )
Ahh, ( bleep )!
Kevin: This is a heavy level of not right.
- You guys ready to move on? - Yep!
- Let's go! - All right!
We got it. See ya, ladies.
Thank you so much for your service.
- Kevin: I feel so bad! - Always wanna wash your hands
- after chickens. - Juan: It's all right. We don't wash hands here.
No, who cares? Salmonella's cool.
- That's right. - So right over here...
- next thing we're gonna do-- - Man: You gotta hold on.
( laughter )
It's awesome. We got it.
All right. Yeah. What--
- Juan: You good? - What's that disease?
- Yeah. - What's that thing that you could get? Ahh.
Don't worry, it's just ( bleep ). Let's have that. That's good.
What's that thing that makes you ( bleep ) on yourself instantly?
- What's it called? - Salmonella?
- Yeah. There you go. - That's good. That's good.
- You embrace that on a farm. - You do.
- We don't frown on that. - No, we love it.
Come on, y'all, let's go eat.
- What is this? - This is Once Upon a Farm.
- Okay. - It is this baby food, kids' food, snoozy, apple sauce.
- I think I had this. We had this. - Yeah, of course you did.
- Yeah, you just squeeze it out like this. - All right, cheers.
- A hundred percent. - It's good, right?
- You can see it in the back. - This is me, see?
- Yes. - This is-- I'm one of the founders.
Listen, there's a little piece of information I just want you to give me.
Something's coming out of my ass.
- ( laughing ) - And, you know, we did this thing with the chicken...
- Not the same. - ...and the eggs.
- Uh-huh. - And I don't know if I accidentally licked my hand
- or not. - That's straight up salmonella.
All right, so we're gonna book a doctor's appointment
- immediately after this, okay? Thank you. - Yeah. Have some more of this.
- It'll clear you up. - Yeah, yeah. Maybe this'll--
Maybe this will give me back the solids.
( music playing )
All good things come to an end, and today,
- today this was our-- - ( loud crowing )
- Not again! I'm not going to do it again! -
Now stop it!
- This was an amazing day. -
- What we're gonna do, we're gonna wrap up... - Okay.
...because we both need to do a little thing called "wash our hands."
- Yeah. I've never... - Yeah.
...never wanted to wash myself more.
Yeah, and these overalls are finished.
But that's all right. It's been another amazing episode
of "What The Fit." Make sure you guys
tune in next week for more fun adventures
with me and physical fitness. But this one here is one to remember.
- Hug it out. - Thank you so much.
Thank you. Aww, so sweet.
It don't get better than this.
Where's the sanitizer?
It's gotta be back here.
- Bye. - Oh, God!
Ugh!
( groans )
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