What a career?
Let's raise a glass or whatever you have.
Here's to beating Edge at day one and sending him back
into retirement highlighting my resume once again.
And hopefully this time when he retires, it's permanent.
>> Never heard of anyone putting themselves in the Hall of Fame.
>> And another first for The Miz.
>> This is the reason why we've never- >> Thank goodness.
Thank you Edge you is for ending this absurdity.
>> Here comes Edge fired up rated R superstar.
>> Let me guess, Edge is gonna come out here and
tell Miz that Miz doesn't deserve to be in the Hall of Fame.
>> You know, sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn't get the grease.
It just squeaks, and squeaks, and squeaks, and
squeaks, and squeaks, and squeaks, and squeaks,
and squeaks, and squeaks, and squeaks, and
squeaks, and squeaks and- >> Are you done?
>> Did you find that annoying?
>> Yes, very.
>> Good, now you know how the rest of us feel every time you open your mouth.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Good point.
>> Mike, you would get all of the accolades,
all of the pats on the backs, all of the praise,
all the Hall of Fame inductions that your little heart so
clearly craves, if you would just shut up.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> I know how good you are.
But I also know why you act the way you act.
>> Edge, you think you know me?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Well played,
well played, but yes, I do.
See you broke through.
But I've seen so many guys like you crash and burn.
You've been told you're not good enough, so
often that I think deep down inside you've actually started to believe it.
So you overcompensate by being a obnoxious sanctimonious overbearing jackoff.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> But here's the thing I know
you're a future Hall of Famer.
So I'm not taking a match at day one lightly.
I know that I have my hands full.
Miz, at the end of the day,
I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson.
>> Cuz you said in 2006 that I didn't help you enough, right?
And you know what, maybe I didn't.
So I'm gonna make up for that.
At day one, I'm gonna show you that you still have lessons to learn.
And I'm gonna knock that stupid constipated look off your face.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> That one
>> Miz with a champagne to the eyes of
the rated R superstar.
>> Order the champagne right now.
>> No Miz planted.
>> Edge gets the best of Miz on Miz TV.
>> Stay back.
>> And it's about to get worse.
Edge in position.
>> My God.
>> Just enough of a distraction for Miz to go.
Sending Edge face first.
>> Miz used his wife Mayse as a shield.
>> Yeah babe yeah babe.
>> How pathetic is that?
>> That's how it's done.
Talking about. >> I don't like what you did just now.
>> Yeah it's fine.
>> I can't believe you put me in front of that.
>> Supposed to do. That's what you do.
Why are you acting like this? Why are you acting like this?
[NOISE] >> Wow, wow.
[LAUGH] >> Maryse.
>> Maryse is a mother Saxton.
Maryse, Maryse has priorities she's gonna take of,
she can't be there protecting Miz all the time.
>> Maryse wasn't happy that her husband, The Miz, used her as a human shield.
>> Has Miz got caught in the moment.
>> Maryse is thinking about the future.
>> Maryse, come on. >> Don't talk to me.
>> Miz doesn't know how to make French toast.
>> What are you talking about?
Maryse, come on.