May I take your order?
Wait, Bubble Buddy, let me decide for you.
Hmm...
Hey, how's that new Executive Treatment sandwich treating you?
'Cause it's hitting all the quadrants
of my hunger markets.
Mmh, quadrants...
It reminds me of something I was saying about business.
The satisfaction earnings of the fourth quarter
of my lunch are off the charts.
[laughing]
And I love the way it tastes.
And business, my friend,
is the business that I'm talking about.
Well, one can't have business without business, right?
Interesting point, Marv. How's your sandwich?
Hmm, absolutely spectacular.
This new menu item is a business plan I can really get behind.
I tell you, this is one dynamic little sandwich.
With levels of proactiveness that are off the charts,
business-wise.
It really appeals to my demographic.
Well, you are an executive
in the fast-paced world of business.
[laughs] That's for sure.
These guys talk funny words.
Oh, yeah, they're a riot.
What can I get you?
I guess I'll have one of these business sandwiches
everybody's talking about.
Ah, the Executive Treatment.
Is that what you call it?
Well, that's what Mr. Krabs makes me call it.
It's really just a Krabby Patty that costs more,
and SpongeBob wears a different tie
when he makes it.
Oh, wow! I'll take seven!
He's hungry!
Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.
Don't bother sitting down
because you'll just stand up when you see this.
Ta-da!
Great Barrier Reef!
That patty's spoiled!
[laughs] Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat!
It's painted meat!
Pretty patties, available in six designer colors.
[laughs]
Mr. Squidward!
Come look!
Don't that look appetizing?
Mm-hm, good sir!
[laughing]
Wait! Give me an orange patty.
With extra purple!
[laughing]
What's next? Sequin milkshakes?
Bow-tie French fries?
No...
[laughing] Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties!
Stop it!
I know this is a good idea!
I'll show you!
Welcome Wild Ones!
They'll be drawn here like a sailor to a tattoo parlor.
With the special biker parking
and authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains.
And to top it off, a custom chopper patty.
And best of all, I'll raise me prices 150%!
I'll make a fortune!
Mr. Krabs, this is serious!
[laughing] Sorry about that, Mr. Krabs.
Are you planning on ordering today, sir?
I'll have a... Krabby Patty.
How original.
And with extra onions.
Daring today, aren't we?
One Krabby Patty, extra onion.
One Crying Johnny comin' up!
First bun, then patty,
followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles,
extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes and bun.
In that order.
One Crying Johnny!
- Whoop! - Whatever.
Wow!
SpongeBob, order up!
"Two sal-adds."
Never heard of it. I gotta stay hip.
I don't wanna end up like silly old Squidward.
But what in the name of Davy Jones' locker is a sal-add?
Here you go, two sal-adds.
Eww, gross, those aren't salads.
Take those back, remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.
But that leaves just lettuce and tomato.
Exactly.
All right.
Okay. No buns.
That's hip.
No patties, happenin'.
Oh, yeah, that's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw.
This is so cool!
Two salads.
That was awful.
I hope I never have to tear apart
a perfectly good Krabby Patty ever again.
I don't think my heart can take it.
I'm going on my lunch break, Mr. Krabs!
You got five minutes.
Wow! One more minute than yesterday!
SpongeBob ready for launch!
[imitating rocket engines]
Mmh... Mmh...
[SpongeBob] Yum! Hmm...
Oh, yeah!
Mmh... Mh...!
Hey, buddy, what the heck is that?
Why, this is a hole, good sir.
You see, I am a sponge, and we typically--
Not that. That!
It's just a little ol' Krabby Patty
smothered in jellyfish jelly.
I call it a "Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly."
Could I try some?
Sure!
Amazing!
I've got to tell someone about this!
♪ Hey all you people! Hey all you people! ♪
♪ Hey all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪
♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich ♪
♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly! ♪
♪ Hey, man, you've got To try this sandwich! ♪
♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪
♪ It's the tastiest sandwich In the sea! ♪
[scat singing]
♪ Yeah! ♪
Thank you!
Ooh, it's all so good!
Welcome to the House of Misery. May I take your order?
Yes, I would like two Double Fried Kelp Fritters,
three Krusty Krab Cream-Filled Corals
and four Triple Fatty Krabby Patties.
Is that too much?
- That depends. - On what?
How long you want to live.
[laughs]
- Oh! - Hmm...
[giggling]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[laughs]
Squidward's funny!
Hey, a button.
[British accent] Oh, Grammy,
I brought your favorite: seaberry pie.
[screaming]
Yikes!
Seaberries?
I'm allergic to... seaberries...!
What's next, a zombie invasion?
[laughing]
Whoops.
- There you go, Squidward. - Now what?
Oh, you're going to love this.
Spongy Patties!
Spongy Patties?
Yeah, I want you to start using them
- instead of the other ones. - Where'd you get them?
They were just the boxes of patties
we didn't have room for in the freezer.
They turned yellow.
Got to keep those SpongeBob ice cubes somewhere, you know.
You mean to tell me you actually expect people
to pay $1.98 for a rotten patty?
Squidward, you're right!
All this instant success must be scrambling my brains!
We'll make 'em $2.98!
[groans] I ate this yellow Krabby Patty
and now I feel sick.
Krabby Patty?
[spits and gags]
Man, you've got some serious problems.
If you're trying to pass that off
as a Krabby Patty...
It's a... It's a Spongy Patty!
Mr. Krabs, what have you done?!
You've poisoned all these people!
This is serious!
SpongeBob!
It's empty!
See? Empty!
Wow, Squidward, how'd you know that?
Well, let's see, maybe 'cause I have a brain.
Oh.
Squidward, the grill is on.
Oh, really? And do you think I don't know that this grill is...
[screaming]
We gotta do something!
Okay, Squidward, this should help.
[screaming]
Don't worry, Squidward, I'll catch you!
[grunting]
[screaming]
Ah! I can fix this!
[screaming]
This time I gotcha!
[screaming]
[gasping]
[screaming]
Squidward!
Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.
[gasps] Oh no, Squidward, wait!
There's cheese on these patties!
And?
Bubble Buddy's lactose intolerant,
he can't eat cheese!
What should we do?
We? How about you take these patties and sh--
[Mr. Krabs] Mr. Squidward!
Don't worry, Bubble Buddy,
Squidward will make a fresh batch.
What, is he allergic to bread, too?
Actually, he doesn't like the crust.
And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty.
And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side.
And Squidward, you should...
And Squidward... And Squidward...
Here, one of everything!
No cheese, no crust,
pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup,
wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce,
and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style!
And if there's anything else I can do,
please, hesitate to ask.
Sounds great!
[Squidward groans]
Please, come again.
When I'm not working.