-Dakota, I know you love music,
and I wanted to try something new with you.
It's time for "Mad Lib Karaoke." Here we go.
-♪ Oh ♪ -♪ Mad Lib Karaoke ♪
-♪ Oh! ♪ -♪ Mad Lib Karaoke ♪
-All right. Now here's how this works.
We're gonna take turns singing songs.
-[ Breathes deeply ] -But we're gonna swap out...
some of the original lyrics... -I'm fine.
-...with brand-new words.
And to do that, I'm gonna ask you for some suggestions.
Nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera.
You love singing in public, right?
-Um... [ Laughter ]
-Okay, here we go. What is a --
Maybe give me a pet name. Name of a pet.
-Uh... [ Laughing ]
Jimmy. -Oh, my God.
[ Laughter ]
You should name your pet Jimmy.
A verb. -Vomit.
-Wow! You said that so fast after "Jimmy."
[ Laughter ]
Body part.
-Um, booby.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, verb ending in I-N-G.
-Um, um...
Twirling. -Yeah, I like that.
Twirling.
A two-syllable condiment.
[ Laughter ]
-Uh, mustard.
-Yeah, there you go.
Something a baseball umpire would yell.
-You got him!
[ Laughter ]
-He's from 2022, yeah.
"You got 'im." [ Laughter ]
"Well, look at that. You got him."
[ Laughter ]
Are you from the '30s? Yeah.
Another verb. -I'm crying. For real.
-You really are crying, again! This is a record.
This is the 10th time that you've been on the show.
-Is it? -You've cried every time. Yeah.
'Cause it's fun. I love that.
I love that you're crying. I'm so happy.
-I have no idea what umpires say.
[ Laughter ]
-A verb. -Baseball.
-No, "You got him" is perfect. [ Laughter ]
-[ Sighs ] -Verb.
-Um... [ Laughs ]
-You said vomit, you said slap. -Pinch.
-Pinch. Pinch.
An adjective to describe -- -I'm done.
-An adjective to describe a toad.
-[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Lumpy. [ Laughter ]
-Lumpy's good.
A two-syllable animal.
-Monkey. -[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
-Summer drink.
-Uh, uh...
Could be lemonade. Could be gin and tonic.
Could be, uh...
-Um, um...
Lemonade, I like. -Yeah, me too.
You like pink lemonade? -Yeah, sure.
-Me, too. I'm gonna say pink lemonade.
Two-syllable adjective.
-Um, uh...
-Dirty. -Yeah, dirty.
Two-syllable noun.
-Um... Uh...
[ Laughter ]
Jon Hamm.
[ Laughter ]
-I just had a talk with him. -I know.
Yeah, Jon Hamm. Okay.
[ Laughter ] -Does that work?
-The actor, Jon Hamm. Yeah, of course.
It is a two-syllable. Yeah, you got the first part
right, yeah. -It is a noun.
A noun is a person, place, or thing.
-Yeah. Jon Hamm. -Jon Hamm is a person.
-He's a place. It's a place.
I grew up in Jon Hamm. [ Laughter ]
-Adjective to describe pond water.
-Um, scum. -Scummy.
-Scummy. -Scummy.
A type of precipitation.
-Um, misty. -Ooh.
Ooh, I like that.
[ British accent ] With my accent.
A little London fog. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-[ Normal voice ] Important event.
-Uh... [ Laughs ]
-We gotta get to the --
-Christmas. -We gotta get to the Christmas.
[ Laughter ]
All right, Christmas. Yes, I love Christmas.
A dairy product.
-Um, milk? -Yep.
[ Laughter ]
Another adjective.
-Um...
Juicy. -Yep.
A two-syllable peanut butter brand.
[ Laughter ] It's very specific.
[ Laughter ]
-Am I supposed to say something right?
Jiffy? -You can play Jiffy, Skippy,
Peter Pan You can say any of that.
Is Jiffy... No, Jif.
-What? A two -- A two-syllable...
-Peter Pan, Skippy -- -...peanut-butter brand?
Is that what you said? -Are you okay?
[ Laughter ]
-Am I okay? -Two. Syllable.
Peanut. Butter. Brand?
[ Laughter ]
-What's happening? -No, what you said was --
What'd you say? -Jiffy.
[ Laughter ]
-Don't know -- All right, sure. Is Jiffy -- Sure.
-Am I wrong? -I think it's just Jif.
-Is it just Jif? -Jiffy is like Jiffy Pop.
But that's good. I'll take Jiffy.
Let's make Jiffy. Who cares?
[ Laughter ]
Another two-syllable animal.
-Kitty. -Aww.
Article of clothing.
-Panties.
[ Laughter ]
You almost said it with a "B."
"Banties." [ Laughter ]
Another verb. -Um...
You said pinch, you said, uh...
-Slap. -You said slap, you said vomit.
[ Laughter ]
-Am I picking all of them, and you're not picking any of them?
-Well, this is the fun part.
[ Laughter ]
-Um, uh, uh...
Give us a verb. -Drink.
-Run. -Walk.
-Dance. -Dance?
-Fly. -Fly?
-Sneeze. -Sneeze.
-Sneeze is good. -Sneeze.
-Yeah, sneeze.
Your McDonald's order.
[ Laughter ]
This is interesting.
I am very interested to hear this.
-Uh... -This is gonna be all the rage
on the Internet tomorrow. -I know.
Fries. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Can't trust it. When is it, even?
You know? -It's delicious.
-Chicken nuggets? -Yeah.
-Fries. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Quarter-pounder?
-Quarter-pounder, dude. [ Laughter ]
-Qu-- Quarter-pound it. Quarter-pound it.
[ Laughter ]
One-syllable verb. Sorry about these.
-Bang. -Yep.
One-syllable male name. -One-syllable male name?
-Mm-hmm.
-Uh...Ron.
[ Laughter ]
-I like Ron. Medical diagnosis.
-Uh, gout.
[ Laughter ]
No? -I love that.
Yeah, gout.
Something you'd eat at a barbecue.
I'm interested to know this. -Ribs.
-Wow. Yeah, of course.
It's classic. -Why are you so int--
-What? -Why are you so interested
in what I eat? [ Laughter ]
-I was joking about that one.
But I was really interested in your McDonald's order.
[ Laughter ] -Okay.
-Yeah. Uh...
Yeah, you'd eat ribs at a barbecue.
Sound an animal would make.
-Uh...
[ Laughter ]
Woof. [ Laughter ]
-Oh, my gosh. What a cute dog, yeah.
Woof! [ Laughter ]
How do you like your steak?
I'm very interested to know -- [ Laughter ]
I don't even know if you eat meat.
How would you like your steak? -Medium.
-Yeah, that's perfect. All right, here we go.
After these 300 Mad Libs, we filled it out.
-Sorry, everybody.
-They're now put on the cue cards right now.
And now we're gonna sing some songs.
You ready for this? -No, I'm not.
I'm gonna leave. -Let's go, come on.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Dakota, come on. We got this.
-Aah! -We got this.
♪♪
Here. You can go there.
-I'm gonna cry.
-Actually, I'm going on -- I'm going up first.
-Oh, that's good. Thank God.
-Let me see what I'll be singing.
I'll take it easy. I'll keep the bar low.
-I'm going to run away. -No, no, no.
Do not run away. All right.
The song I'm singing is "Walking on Sunshine."
Katrina and The Waves. Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, here we go.
-I'm not even there, and I'm gonna have a heart attack.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
♪ I used to think maybe you loved me ♪
♪ Now, Jimmy, I'm sure ♪
♪♪
♪ And I just can't wait till the day ♪
♪ When you vomit on my booby ♪
♪♪
♪ I'm twirling on mustard ♪
♪ You got 'em ♪
♪ I'm twirling on mustard ♪
♪ You got 'em ♪
♪ I'm twirling on mustard ♪
♪ You got 'em ♪
♪ And don't it pinch lumpy ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ And don't it pinch lumpy ♪
Turned into Springsteen there.
♪ And don't it pinch lumpy ♪
There you go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Dakota, it's very fun. It's very easy.
Take -- What song will you be singing tonight?
-This is my absolute [bleep] nightmare.
-Oh, my God. [ Laughter and applause ]
-You can't say "nightmare" on our show.
-Oh, I'm sorry. -Can't say "nightmare."
-Oh, I'm sorry.
I am gonna sing "Ironic," by Alanis Morissette.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You got this. Come on.
You can do it. -Oh, my God.
-You can do it. You can do it.
♪♪
The words are there. The words are there
on the cards in red. Okay, good.
You start the song whenever you guys are ready.
♪♪
-♪ Hi-ya-ya-ya-ya ♪
Doesn't she do that? [ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
♪ It's a monkey in your pink lemonade ♪
♪ It's a dirty Jon Hamm two minutes too late ♪
♪ And isn't it scummy ♪
♪ Don't ya think ♪
♪ It's like misty on your Christmas Day ♪
♪ It's a free meal when you've already paid ♪
♪ It's the juicy advice that you just didn't take ♪
♪ And who would have thought it's Jiffy ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-Jiffy! [ Cheers and applause ]
My favorite two-syllable peanut-butter brand.
Who would have thought it's Jiffy?
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.
-All right, we're gonna do one more.
But for this last one -- You're gonna love this.
It's a duet. -Oh, my God.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Hoo!
-Yeah, this is good.
-Should we tell them what it is or should we surprise them?
-Oh, you wan-- Let's just surprise them.
-Let's surprise them. -Let's surprise them.
Yeah, good. -Let's surprise them.
-Let's surprise 'em. All right.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, I'm black. I'm in black,
and you're in red. -Okay.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-♪ You are my kitty ♪
♪ The one ♪
♪ Panties ♪
-♪ Believe when I sneeze ♪
♪ I want fries ♪
-♪ Bang me wrong ♪
-♪ Ain't nothing but a rib ♪
-♪ Bang me wrong ♪
-♪ Ain't nothing but a rib ♪
-♪ Bang me wrong ♪
-♪ I never want to hear you woof ♪
♪ I want it medium ♪
-My thanks to Dakota Johnson right there!
We'll be right back with Adam Scott.
♪ Bang me wrong ♪
♪♪
♪ Bang me wrong ♪
♪ I never want to hear you say ♪
♪ I want it medium ♪