( music playing )
With every year that passes
our booties sag a little bit more.
But luckily for us,
there's an exercise class called Butt Stuff.
- So we're gonna do that. - Stevie:
Rhett and Link had no clue what they were in for.
( music playing )
Hey! Hey.
- ( distorted ) Hi! - Hey, we're here for Butt Stuff.
It was at this point that Rhett and Link realized
they have no clue what they were in for.
- ( distortion continues ) I'm HyperBody. - HyperBody is your name?
- That's my name. Don't wear it out. - I peed a little bit already.
- Oh, you did? That's great. - Mm-hmm.
It's good to be a little nervous.
The workouts gonna be a little intense.
- What are your names? - Rhetterbody.
- That's great. Ooh, yeah! - Linkerbody.
Now, we wanted to do a little before and after.
Just to see what kind of progress we make throughout the class.
So I brought a quarter.
I wanna bounce it off of Link's butt.
Maybe you should lay down on the floor for this?
- On the cheek. Here we go. - Pinch 'em real hard. Come on.
- Give it all you got. - I think it went in your taint.
- I don't know if it's coming back. -
All right, let me see what I got.
- Clench it! - I'm really clenching it.
Right in the crack again.
Everyone's favorite slot.
Oh! Oh, gosh!
Find anything back there?
So just remember Butt Stuff is a safe place
where the back door is always open.
- Is that right? - So let's get started.
♪ Aruba, karate, Don't forget your body ♪
♪ Aruba, karate ♪
♪ Don't forget your body ♪
♪ Aruba, karate, Don't forget your body ♪
( music playing )
♪ Break those legs, Break those legs ♪
♪ Don't forget your body ♪
Oh, my goodness!
My wife's gonna kill me for being in this position.
HyperBody: Yeah!
- That was great! Thank you. - All right!
- That was excellent! - Not too bad.
- Thanks for-- - Yeah, yeah.
- Thanks for having us. - It's been really cool.
Oh, no, no. We're just halfway through.
- It's gonna get more difficult? - Just a little.
Next up, we have a little competition.
It's called the butt walk race.
It was at this point that Rhett and Link realized that earlier
when they thought they'd realized what they were in for,
they actually had not fully realized what they were in for.
One cheek at a time. So, cheek, heel, cheek, heel.
Making a little rowing motion.
That's how my dog washes the floor.
Well, you dog probably does it like this.
- Yep. - And that's cheating, all right?
That's actually your dog expressing his anal gland.
Gentlemen, start your engines!
- ( imitating engines ) - Get set!
Go! Come on!
( grunting )
Let's go!
Yay!
Our new champion!
- Good job! - Whoo!
That's good. Get it! Get it!
Come on!
Just do the work, little man!
Yeah!
You did it! All right!
All right, you guys ready to b-b-b-butt, butt, bubble your butt?
They certainly were not.
Extend that right leg, and we're just gonna pulse.
We're gonna up and over with the opposite leg.
Seven, six.
We're gonna do butt pulses for 20.
Oh, yeah?
- Oh. - HyperBody: Yeah!
Extend that leg, bring it around.
Yeah!
Hey, check this out!
Oh, nice! Some partner stuff.
I think you guys have done butt stuff before.
Butt buddies!
So this is our grand finale, all right?
We're gonna burn it out.
Do I go over the top or go--
Some sort of torture device?
We're gonna open up for business.
Sorry. Sorry.
Three, two, buns!
You just bubbled your butt with HyperBody.
It was at this point that Rhett and Link realized
they no longer had the ability to realize anything.
Their butts hurt too much.
You've outdone yourself.
- Perk it up. - It is!
Three, two, one, bust up!
- Did it bounce? - Whoa! Look at that!
You got a lot of distance on that one.
- Three, two-- - HyperBody: Ooh.
You both gotta come back to class. I'm sorry.
Maybe you need a little personal training also.
I'll give you my card.
- Bye! -
- Link: Oh, my goodness! -
nor their butts would ever be the same again.
Link:
disturbing endings of classic fairytale stories.
Rhett: