Hey, Trina.
Hey, pretty boy looking for moi.
Yeah, have you been going around telling anyone I asked you out?
No, no. I've been telling everyone you asked me out.
[laughing]
Why are you telling people I asked you out?
Because if people think that you're interested in me
then other guys will want to date me,
and pretty soon, I'll have boys fighting over me.
Okay, you're a maniac.
Oh, yes!
Ah!
You bit my lip!
I tried to bite both.
[whirring]
[screaming]
[laughing]
Oh, my God, you look so funny in this pic.
Let me see it.
If you want to see it,
you can go to TheSlap.com later and look at my page.
You are not putting that pick on TheSlap.
Oh, yeah, I am.
I have an album on my Slap page called "My Icky Little Sister".
That is so...
Oh, who cares?
I mean, what do you have, like 34 followers?
Pfft!
Oh, I happen to have 977 followers, so pfft to you!
You have 977 followers?
How do you have so many?
Because I'm amazing, I'm pretty, I'm smart,
I'm pretty.
How many followers do you have?
Three hundred and fourteen.
[laughing]
I'm so much more popular than you!
You know, I don't have time for this,
because I have to go make a deadly violin
for my short film.
What short film?
It's called "Socks and Violins".
Oh, well, you know what you should call it?
What?
"314 Followers and Sad."
Hey.
Tori.
Hey.
What?
Is this chicken?
[sniffing]
I think it might be pineapple.
Or part of a thumb.
Ugh, I can't eat airplane food. Too gross.
Ugh.
And why is this now on my tray table?
Because I'm done with it.
I don't care if you're done with it, keep your garbage on--
Hey, kid, I told you to stop kicking my seat.
So?
Stop that!
You're not the queen of this plane.
Excuse me, will you please do something about your son?
Will you stop kicking her seat?
No.
Some people are so rude.
I know.
♪ It's a dream, it's a scene And it's all brand-new ♪
♪ If you think you can stop it Then the joke is on you ♪
[music stops]
So, how was that?
Well, Trina, I would never use the word terrible.
Except in this case.
Sikowitz, come on, she's a kid.
You liked it?
Oh, no, you're the worst.
I'm sorry, but we can't accept you here at Hollywood Arts.
Okay.
I guess I'll just leave then.
Unless... you guys are up for a challenge.
What kind of challenge?
I fight all five of you.
If I win, you let me into Hollywood Arts.
Hah.
- Let's dance. - Foolish child.
Bring it on, Boo!
M'jiggy!
[grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
Hey, guys!
Yeah, I'm on that new show, Divertisimo.
- Big hit in Mexico. - Whatever.
Hey, later!
Ah, Tori.
Oh, my gosh, I wish people would quit bugging me
just because I'm one of the stars of Divertisimo.
Why would people here bug you about a TV show
that's not even on in America?
You mean Divertisimo?
Stop saying it.
- Jealous? - No.
Because I could totally understand you being jealous,
you know, since it's a high-quality television show
with top-notch acting.
Well, when are you gonna get me a copy of the show
so I can watch it?
Geez, Tori, get your own life.
My mom and dad saw a play at the Melrose Playhouse.
They said it was amazing.
And then Trina screamed.
There's Sean.
Who's Sean?
He's 160 pounds of senior hotness,
and I am going to make him love me.
I know, right?
Yeah, okay!
See you there!
Oh, hi! Sean, right?
Yeah, uh, Tarny?
Trina, or Tarny.
Trina, Tarny. I answer to both.
So people do call you Tarny.
No, no one calls me Tarny.
[chuckling]
Wait!
Do you like pizza?
Sure.
Great, because there's this new Italian restaurant
that just opened, and starting Friday night
they're delivering free pizzas for a whole week.
Oh.
So here, take their number and, here you go, just...
Yeah.
Uh-huh...
And give them a call this Friday and order yourself a free pizza.
Do they have sweet tea?
Yeah, they do.
How do you know?
Well, I just figured if...
Were you just guessing?
Yeah.
Hey, Tori. Hey, Tori's friend.
Yeah, I'm not really her friend.
- So, listen-- - I'm not buying you a present.
Ah, you already did!
This hat!
I didn't buy you that hat.
Did, too. Well, indirectly.
See, I sold the song and used the money to buy the hat.
I know, most girls can't pull off the whole hat look,
- but my head has-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa, what do you mean you sold the song I gave you?
Well, you know my friend Molly.
Little feet, big thighs?
Her uncle is one of the main dudes at Devolution Records.
I played the song for him and he, like, freaked over it!
The song I sang for your birthday?
Yeah, he gave me 500 bucks for the rights,
and, get this, he wants me to record it professionally!
You? You're gonna sing it?
'Course! He thinks it could be a hit!
I turned your terrible present
into a new hat and a great opportunity!
But wait! But, does he know
that I was the one singing the song and not you?
You know, that did not come up.
Trina, how could you just do that?!
- You can't-- - Gotta scamper.
Hey, are you gonna finish your coffee?
No, Jade found this in the...
You can have it.