Guys, on a serious note.
Uh, my pal Liz Carey, you might know,
she wants to be a guest on the show,
but she's gonna have to earn it, so she's pretty classy
and doesn't like low-brow... low-brow jokes,
so we thought she'd be perfect
for our Nobel Prize-winning sequel segment,
-Fart and Run. -(laughter)
Let's see a video.
-Now, Liz? -Yeah?
You didn't like the last time we did it, but guess what?
It blew up the Internet, so we are back.
Lauren's a real reporter, so she's gonna go in there
and ask fake questions.
You know I have an Edward R. Murrow Award?
I don't know what that is, thank God.
-Okay, let's do this. -Oh! Whoo!
-Where are you guys from? -Australia.
So, what do you guys think about, um, vaping?
There's so much controversy. Do you think it's dangerous?
Yeah, I don't think it's good for you. Bad.
Worse than smoking tobacco.
My God, are you guys in a fraternity?
-No. No, not at all. -Oh.
(farting sound effect)
Ooh. Make a wish.
(laughter)
I don't even get that in Australia. Whatever. (laughs)
-Do you guys have farts in Australia? -Yeah, we do, but...
-What do you call them? -Farts. -Farts.
(laughs): "What do you call them?"
-Where are you from? Here? -Bronx.
What are you, uh, most excited about...
Oh, hey, do you know what time it is? Sorry.
Uh...
Let's do kazoo.
(sputtering fart sound effect)
-Oh. Whoo! -That was a fun one. Sorry.
(laughing)
Did you fart when I came through here?
-Absolutely not. That was you, for sure. -Girl...
(laughs): "Girl..."
Do you think that vaping is dangerous?
I don't really have my own opinion, but, um...
-I've heard some bad things about it. -Ooh!
I'd love to get asked a question.
(fart sound effect)
Oh, my God, the humidity is...
I'm so sorry. I'll come back.
(laughing)
-I'm so sorry about that. -Yeah, no worries. All good.
But yeah, I don't think vaping is, like...
(laughter)
So, we're just talking to people today
about the fact that two women
walked in space for the first time.
Hey, do you guys know what time it is?
Oh. Um...
-(fart sound effect) -Oh, my goodness.
That's called a Tarzana tooter!
-Wasn't you, right? -No, it definitely wasn't me.
It was the, um, the woman who asked what time it was.
-So I'm completely green. -I'm so sorry. That passed.
Is that... is that dress from Zara?
(fart sound effect)
Oh, my God.
I took some Benadryl.
So, we're talking to people about those, uh, scooters.
-Okay. -Do you think there should be an age limit
-for those scooters? -I believe yes.
Hey, do you guys know where Sylvester Stallone's star is?
(sputtering fart sound effect)
Doing a little spring cleaning. I'm so sorry.
Don't worry.
I don't know if you heard,
Jennifer Aniston joined Instagram.
-She nearly shut it down. -New world record.
-I watched that on someone's show. -Oh, hey.
Is this Shark Week ? (farting sound)
Oh. (laughs)
-(farting) -Oh.
-CAREY: Sorry. -Yeah.
I ate a bunch of chicken nuggets.
(laughing) Lauren.
Hey, I'm so sorry.
Just-- I went-I went down there. (farting)
-Oh. Are you okay? -Oh, no.
-I'm so sorry. -No, you're fine.
-Can you drive me to urgent care? -Yeah.
(laughter)
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
How far is the beach, do you think, from here?
-(farting) -Oh.
Oh, that's my mom texting me.
-Look at the girl's face. -(laughter)
Oh, my God, is the beach that way or this way?
I'm so... (farting)
Oh, my God.
Did you try the chicken potato waffle down there?
Dude, I wouldn't. It's...
(laughing)
What the (bleep) are chicken potato waffles?
Do you think I can be on panel yet or...?
You know, it's complicated
-because of AFTRA and SAG. -Great.