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Hey guys, it's Emma and in today's- no. Hey guys, it's Emma, and today, I'm going to be multitasking.
By multitasking, I mean
folding my laundry, drinking some coffee, and answering Q&A questions that you guys DM'ed me on Instagram.
You know what? I had a lot of laundry that I needed to fold, and I also had a lot of questions that I needed
to answer and I thought, "Well, why not kill two birds with one stone and just do it at the same time?"
Okay, so let's just jump right in- no, I'm not going to say that. If you DM'ed me a question, thank you so much
I appreciate every single question that I received if I didn't get to it today,
I still love you. And I hope you still love me. It is not personal. Okay!
OKAAAYY
First question. If you can be in one TV show, what would it be and why?
I would probably say The Office
because I love the office and it is definitely my favorite show.
I wouldn't want to, like, replace one of the already existing
characters because the characters in The Office are all so good. Literally every single character
is just flawless in all ways. I would want to just, like, be a new character in it, you know?
I want to be just like an intern or something and I would want to be Kevin's girlfriend because
Kevin is just a big hunk of love and he deserves a loving relationship on the show because there's so many other relationships.
All these couples but Kevin never has any love. So, I'd love to be Kevin's girlfriend. Moving on..
What is the average size of your poop, or how many times do you poop a day?
Moving on. Next question. What do you want to do when Youtube dies? When YouTube dies, I want to die.
If somehow you got into a fight, what kind of ninja moves would you use to take down your opponent?
Ow, ow. Oh my god.
Oh!
If you had to go back and be a younger age, what would it be?
I would like to go back and be a newborn baby because honestly, I
don't have any, like, I don't remember what it's like to be a newborn baby.
And, I feel like that's just so awesome. You don't even know what's going on
You don't even care you give zero f**ks. All you care about is just, like, finding your mom's nipple. What a simple life.
You know what I mean? Like, being a teenager, there's so many more things to be stressed out about.
But like, being a newborn baby, god, like, that was the life!
If you could swim in a pool of coffee, would you? Then, would you drink it?
*stirs and sips coffee*
When I get older and you know, have my own home, and I have a family and stuff like that.
And if I'm fortunate enough to have a pool at my house, I would only fill it with coffee.
Chlorinated water? That's so 2017.
Then the next question was, "Would you drink it?"
In my world, no coffee goes to waste.
Therefore, of course. Is that gross? No!
If someone offered you to eat a chicken nugget for one million dollars, would you eat it even though you're vegetarian/vegan?
Vegetarian, vegan, I don't give a f**k. If somebody was about to give me one million dollars to eat one chicken nugget..
I'd f***ing swallow that s**t whole!
What's the most coffee you've had in a day? Honestly, this question is hard for me to answer because
honestly, every day is just a whole new journey with me and coffee, you know?
But I would say the most I've ever had in one day would probably be five coffees
Yes. The amount of caffeine that I consumed that day probably caused me to have at least 10 panic attacks.
Literally if I drink two coffees, I'll kind of start to get a little bit jittery and freaked out. But, like, five?
That wouldn't end well for me.
What's the most awkward thing that happens to you at school?
I don't know about your guys' school.
But at my school, they let us use our computers for like school work and stuff like that during class.
You know, they like to be really technology savvy.
As if. But, whatever.
Technically, you were allowed to be on our computers during class as long as we're working on the
assignments that we're supposed to be working on. But for me sometimes, I'm just really not feeling it, you know
The teacher is talking about the square root of 69, and I'm like: You know what teacher? I'm done. I'm done.
I'm over it. I don't care anymore.
I've already been here for five and a half hours and,
I still have to be here for another two and a half. And the last thing that I want to do is listen to
you talk about the square root of 69.
That's just not- I don't care. Then, I'll go on my computer, and you know what? I'll go on Pinterest., I'll go on Instagram,
I'll go on Twitter. Sometimes, I little bit carried away. I forget that I'm at school
I'm so consumed by what's on my computer that I kind of forget that, you know, the teacher is lecturing.
And the next thing I know, the teacher
notices that I'm not paying attention. And the teacher comes over to me and is like,
"Emma. What are you doing?"
And I'm like, "Ignoring you. What are you doing?" And then they're like, "Oh."
"I'm trying to teach the class and you're being a little
bit distracting because everybody can tell that you're not paying attention to what I'm saying." And then I respond,
"Okay, it's not my fault that no one gives a f**k about what you're talking about. I'm sorry that I don't care.
I'm really sorry like, I'm like, "Next time
make your lectures more interesting and maybe we can talk. But like, the teacher gets mad at me and kind of
yells at me in front of the whole class for goofing off on my computer. And then I'm like, "Oh, s**t." You know?
Sorry! Trying to act like this doesn't happen to me every day.
And then, you know. That's definitely one of the more awkward things that happens to me at school.
But, I don't really get embarrassed easily because my entire life is an embarrassment.
So, moving on.
Can we be friends? Like, we're the same person. I'm pretty sure it's destiny.
Yes!
If you were to get a face tattoo, what would it be of?
Personally, I don't really like tattoos. They're just not for me.
You know, as Kim Kardashian would say, "Don't put a bumper sticker on a Bentley." So I would never get a face tattoo.
But instead, I would just get a tramp stamp because I feel like tramp stamps are more classy and versatile.
I don't know. That's just what I would do.
Next. Would you rather never drink coffee again?
Or, only be allowed to watch the Minions movie and nothing else for the rest of your life?
Both of those options are so..
absolutely horrible to me that I would rather die than have to choose.
Because the minions movie is f***ing annoying, and not being able to drink coffee ever again
would be absolutely tragic. Therefore, I don't want to choose. I would rather die.
Would you rather give up coffee or YouTube?
I would say, out of everything in this entire universe, the only thing that I would give up coffee for is YouTube.
(aww)
Yeah, I know. I'm not gonna lie, you guys are pretty awesome.
And I wouldn't wanna lose this connection that we have, just for a drink.
If you were to be an animal, what would you be?
If I was gonna be an animal, I want to either be a chimpanzee/ape
because they're like the closest to humans.
So they're still kind of smart.
And also, I heard monkeys throw their own s**t at people as, like, self-defense
and that sounds, honestly, really dope to me,
and I would love to try that out. So, probably a monkey or an ape.
Or, I would want to be like a goldfish because
goldfish don't really have brains. Like, they do, but it, like, doesn't really work so well.
They're not very smart, you know? They're not the most intelligent creatures in the world.
Like, talk about giving no f**ks, like, a goldfish gives no f**ks.
And, I would love to experience that feeling. And if you die or something, or like, you know you go to a new home, like some
like somebody adopts you from the pet store, you don't care. You're just chilling!
The second part of this question, "Why does cheese smell so bad?"
Um honestly, I have no clue. I bet there's like a reason for it. Actually, let me Google it.
Why does cheese smell so bad?
Bacteria that makes up the starter culture helps determine a cheese's taste, texture, and smell. For example, some bacteria- I don't care.
What the people at your school think about your YouTube channel? P.S. I freaking love your channel. Keep up the good work.
Thank you, girl. You're awesome.
Honestly, I started this channel during the summer and, therefore
I haven't been at school for people to, like, tell me what they think about my channel.
But, if you go to my school and you watch my channel, comment down below what you think of it.
Because I don't know.
What is your favorite thing about the Bay area?
Um, I'd say my favorite thing about the bay area would have to be..
probably the fact that I live so close to San Francisco or,
the fact that I live really close to the ocean, even though the ocean is really cold.
But, it's still fun you know? Because you can just hang out at the beach and like, not swim. Or, if you want to swim you can swim.
But, you can only be in for like five minutes. But still fun though. Still fun.
Would you rather drink a spoonful of vinegar or a spoonful of mustard?
Whichever you choose, do it on camera. Brb.
So, I'd have to say that I like mustard probably more than vinegar. I'm also doing this on my bed,
which is just a bad idea because if this spills anywhere, it'll stain and, that's just not fun.
Let's just jump right into it.
You know, I wouldn't say that that was painfully unpleasant. But, that really wasn't fun.
But, if I'm gonna be completely honest with you right now,
when I was little, I used to be obsessed with mustard.
Like no joke, obsessed with it. To a point where like, I would eat it on its own.
I would literally go to my fridge at night--this is when I was like six by the way--
I go to my fridge, and I take the mustard out,
and I just squirt it onto my finger and eat it for, like hours.
If you had a boat, what would you name it?
I've honestly never thought about naming a boat, but maybe I'd call it,
"Emma's Pimpin' Yacht, B***h"
So, if anybody wants to buy me a yacht so that I can, like, name it that just let me know. I'm totally down.
I will set up a PayPal and a P.O. box that you can send checks to me, and donate, so that I can buy a boat,
and name it, "Emma's Pimpin' Yacht, B***h"
Because honestly, that's just everything.
Have you ever considered trying different kind of coffee?
I have not considered trying another coffee.
That's just not...
Why would I ever do that?
There's just no reason for me to ever want to do that. Like, I don't want to switch it up.
That just would be..wrong.
So, no. I would say I have never considered getting another coffee drink.
By the way if you guys are new here, and you don't know what my coffee order is, I get an iced almond milk latte
from everywhere that I go. And you might ask, "Well, what do you do if the place doesn't have almond milk?"
I leave. I will only drink a latte if it's made with almond milk. I will not do soy milk. I will not do rice milk.
I will not do oat milk. I will not do cashew milk. I will not do regular dairy milk.
I will only do almond milk. So, that's that.
On a scale of 1-10, how much do you miss Vine?
This question is upsetting to me because I literally lived for Vine.
Vine was my absolute favorite form of social media when I was younger.
I absolutely lived, breathed for Vine.
I didn't even make Vines. Like, I think I made, like, weird a** Vines that were like, not even funny and like, they got like
one like, and no one ever revined them. Like, they were really bad.
But, I loved watching Vines, like literally my entire humor is Vine. I love Vine.
So, on a scale of 1-10, I would have to say 21.
What is your favorite form of potatoes? Honestly, I like every single form of potatoes because they're just delicious.
But either breakfast potatoes, hashbrowns, french fries, or curly fries.
All of the above are really good. Potatoes, I don't discriminate. If you're a potato,
you best believe I'm gonna eat yo' a**. Oh, no. I didn't mean like that.
Yeah, so that was all the questions I have for today. Thank you so much for stopping by.
I hope you enjoyed this video, this Q&A. I love Q&A's. I hope you love them too.
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Anyway, that's all. Peace.