(weapons clanging)
(roaring)
- Hulk Smash!
(chatter)
- I am the leader
- Batman, I formed the justice league.
I am the leader.
- Why don't we do a vote?
Everyone who thinks Batman is leader.
Put your hand up.
(whip)
- Wow. Not a single one
of you thinks I'm the leader of the justice league.
Not even you Nightwing.
- Well, Superman normally comes up with the plans and stuff.
- Wow
(super-acoustics)
(magical music)
(whirring)
- Guys, a group of super people just entered our universe.
- How many people?
(super-acoustics)
- Eight maybe.
Wait,
(sniffing)
I think nine.
- Well, are they bad guys?
- No, I think they might be other superheroes.
- Well, we can't let them replace The Justice League.
This is our universe.
- Well, there's two more of them than us.
So we need to make recruitments.
We don't know how powerful these supervillians could be.
- I hope you're not saying what I think you're saying.
- We need Lex Luther and The Joker.
- Why is Loki here?
I thought it was a villain.
- Well Loki is my brother
and he's redeemed himself now anyway.
- So you said this was the Justice League universe, right?
- Yeah, and we all know how useless they are.
So let's just be The Avengers of two universes.
- I wanna be the Superman of the team.
- There's no way you are powerful enough to be our Superman.
- Oh yeah I have no idea what I'm talking about.
- We need to come up with a plan
to take out the justice league.
(snazzy action music)
- Wow.
The whole justice league.
I'm only used to meeting Batman.
- Hey, real quick commissioner,
who would you say is the leader of the Justice League?
- Probably him.
- Me
- (Justice League) him?
- I dunno, he has that cool lightning logo thing
on his chest.
- Do you have the prisoners?
(door clicks)
(back cracks)
- Be careful with these two?
- We need to come up with a plan
to take out The Avengers
we need to go to their base of operations.
- We're going to split into two teams.
- I'll lead team one.
- And I'll lead team two.
- Justice League
- Avengers
- Assemble.
- Where are The Avengers
- Superman has super hearing.
They probably already found them.
- I thought there was supposed to be nine of them.
- Well, the others are supposed to be here.
I'm not sure where they went.
- So there's just three of you.
- Shush. Who are you supposed to be?
- Are you like Red Arrow or something?
Because you have a red arrow on your costume.
- My name's Night Wing.
(blasting)
(explosion)
(electric buzzing)
(hydraulic whirring)
(clangs)
(swish)
- Why are you hitting me in the foot?
(groaning)
(roaring)
- Hulk Smash.
(suspenseful music)
(screaming)
- Now I have two tridents.
(weapons clanging)
(roaring)
- Hulk smash!
- Where is everybody else?
- I don't know.
I, I thought Dr. Strange was supposed to be
leading our team.
(whirring)
- Is everyone here?
Are you ready to beat those stupid Justice Leagues?
- Where's Spider-man?
(yelling)
(groaning)
(old west gunfight music)
- Well, this is awkward.
(thudding)
- Why does Superman look exactly like Captain America?
- Who are you supposed to be?
- I'm Lex Luthor.
- I thought Lex Luthor was supposed to be bald?
- I think he's wearing a wig, look.
(screaming)
- Are you using Vibranium glue or something?
This stupid wig won't come off.
(lazer pew)
(fight music)
- Ah!
(punching)
- Can we get out of here now?
- Are avengers okay?
- Obviously not.
(suspenseful music)
(kicking)
(screaming)
(echoed thudding)
(electric buzzing)
(web shooting)
- Who even are you?
- SHAZAM!
- Oh no.
(lightning strike)
- Who are you?
You're just just a little punk.
- I'm Billy Batson!
(magical zapping)
- Could do that this entire time.
- Maybe.
- Why have I been fighting Joker this entire time
When you could just make him disappear?
- Please don't do that.
(magical zap)
- He doesn't have any powers.
Lex you have five seconds to run.
- Ah!
- Where did Superman and Spider-man go?
- Can we just go leave Spider-man here?
- Yeah, nobody likes him anyway.
- I'll stay behind
to bring the other team of Avengers home.
(magical whirring)
- Let me fix that for you.
- Where's Superman.
- I don't know.
Maybe him and his team decided not to help us.
- Do you know what that means?
I'm the leader of The Justice League!
(suspenseful music)
(punching and screaming)
- Somebody help me!