- We're about to brush our teeth so much right now.
- I know!
- And you know what the funny thing is?
- We're like aggressively-- - Because I was about to film,
I went and brushed my teeth. (laughs)
- Oh really? (Blake laughs)
Wow.
(upbeat music)
- Hi, I'm Destiny.
- Hi, I'm Mitch, and today we're testing out
cheap versus expensive toothpaste.
- Well, how hard could it be to guess toothpaste, anyways?
I mean, you can kind of tell.
- I just had lunch.
Can I taste it?
(laughing)
- Oh, right!
- All right. - Hey!
- Oh, we got fireflies!
- We have two Disney princesses.
- For two Disney princesses.
- Hey, now!
- Do you want green or blue?
- Let's do blue to match my dress.
- Okay, my favorite color's blue
but that's okay. - Okay.
- You-- - I got Cinderella.
Cinderelli. - That makes sense for you.
- You were the--
Whatever, that's your princess.
I stopped calling you a princess and went over.
I was being nice. - Okay, good, I'm--
- Forget it, let's look at toothpaste.
- All right.
(upbeat music)
- Ah, lucky number two.
This is the second most expensive one.
- What?
- It just doesn't look good. - For some reason--
(Blake laughs)
- Should we just brush away?
- My test is a little different.
Oh yeah, this isn't cheap.
- I want this toothbrush from now on.
- I don't think anyone else is going to use it.
- Oh that's true. (laughs)
- [Destiny] Oh, yeah. - It's not too foamy either.
- That's how it's expensive. - (mumbles) Yeah!
Colgate is like--
- The cheap stuff foams up like bubble bath
in your mouth. (laughs) - Yeah.
It's like it's got rabies.
- I thought it was Colgate,
but now I don't think it's Colgate.
- I thought it was Colgate.
It's not.
This is a messy video.
- I just swallowed that.
I don't know if I was supposed to, but--
- (laughs) Okay.
(Mitch chuckles)
Why would you do that? - I don't--
I didn't think, to be honest.
I forgot to spit it out.
- Okay, I can't guarantee brands,
but I can say that I do think that that one is cheap.
- I sense this is the most expensive one,
and I'm going to stick with it.
- I still think this is number two.
- So, for this one I'm thinking cheap.
- Cheap.
Definitely cheap.
- We agreed.
(upbeat music)
- So now we got the blue one with the minty stripes.
- [Destiny] Oh, look at all that blue dye number two.
- Hey, how many teeth does a mint take
to make a tube of toothpaste?
- What? (laughs)
- A teeth paste.
Teeth spoons.
Sorry, I said that wrong.
- What is wrong with you? (laughter)
- All right, it's--
(Rachel mumbles)
(mumbles) I'm going without you then.
- Let's do the lick test.
Oh, this is cheap. - That's not (mumbles).
This is not good.
What are you doing?
(Rachel laughs)
What was that little elephant little (elephant noise)?
(Rachel laughs)
She's breaking, guys.
She's breaking.
- This is definitely-- (Mitch mumbles)
cheap, but like--
Oh, it tastes like paint.
(Mitch laughs)
Do you taste that?
I think this one is-- (Rachel mumbles)
definitely cheaper than that one now.
- Ugh, I got bad aftertaste.
100% cheapest one. - [Destiny] Yeah, you got to--
It finally hits you, it lingers.
- Ew.
- I think this one is more expensive
than the first one that we tried.
Just because you think the other way
and I don't want to agree with you.
(upbeat music)
- Last up, we have the black toothpaste.
- The toothpaste for the rich.
This is what, like, the rich penthouse--
- [Mitch] This is what people in LA use.
- Wall Street.
They probably don't even brush their teeth.
This is like when-- - True. (laughs)
- It doesn't--
It smells like--
Does it taste bad?
- No, it's okay.
(Blake laughs)
- [Destiny] This is like tar.
- [Mitch] Tar? (laughs)
It's like tar, that's a good one. (laughs)
- That's the only thing I can think, I'm like--
- It kind of looks like Halloween makeup.
- Wow, that's very specific.
- It's very specific.
- He just goes for it.
What is it, nine pounds of--
This is-- - Oh, God, that one's gross!
That one's disgusting! - [Rachel] This is weird!
- That looks so gross!
- Why are you doing that?
Why are you doing that?
- How often do you get the opportunity
to use black toothpaste?
- If you will pull out your wallet
and spend that money,
you, too, can use black toothpaste.
- (laughs) Is this a commercial?
- [Destiny] Yeah, yeah.
- [Blake] Uh-oh. (laughs)
(mumbles)
- Wow, that is some black spit.
- Damn.
- I don't know if you want to see that, but that's nasty.
- This one's really cool.
- So let's be honest, though.
Is it your love of the color black that's helping you?
- I was just going to say,
I think I just like the fact that it was black.
- It was scary at first, I'm not going to lie.
I was a little alarmed.
But now that it's gone,
I just feel really good
and my teeth are really white. - Yeah.
- You're going to say that that one's most expensive?
- I think that this one's expensive.
- I think this one's in the middle.
- I still think it's the most expensive.
- I'm still going second most, but
it was definitely different. - I like that though.
(swooshing sound) (upbeat music)
- I think this one is the most expensive.
- I think it's the cheapest.
- I think it's the second most expensive, for sure.
- Well, I actually think it's the most expensive.
- [Producer] That is the most expensive.
- (laughs) Yeah, you know you won't like it when I'm right.
- Damn it!
- Woo! - Really?
- Okay, so I think this one is the cheapest.
- I think this is middle.
- Cheapest. - Cheapest.
- [Producer] That is the cheapest.
- Bam! - Yes!
- Oh my God! (Rachel growls)
I'm just so good at toothpaste.
- [Rachel] I was going to switch!
- Who knew-- - I was going to switch!
- I was so good at toothpaste.
Oh my gosh! - All right, and what's this?
- [Producer] The black one is the middle.
- I was right all along.
The black one; second most expensive.
- I'm just saying, I'm so good at this job!
- I'm a little shocked.
I'm just shocked that like--
- You're one for three, actually.
- Yeah!
- She lost. - I totally lost.
- Okay.
- Blake won and I lost.
- As long as she can admit it.
(Rachel laughs)
- [Destiny] Toothpaste is toothpaste.
This is where you came from.
This is where you're going.
- This is where you want to be.
- (chuckles) This is where I'm going.
I don't know where you going. (laughs)
(upbeat music)