- [Both] I promise
never
get
divorced.
(laughs)
- They're gonna play that at our divorce proceedings.
(classical music plays)
- Um I am Rachel, and how do we know each other?
We're - Well first of all, I'm Kayla
- And we're engaged.
(laughs)
- We met in glee club at college at Western.
- We met at a party.
- Can we drink first?
Like take a shot to...
- [Both] Cheers.
- Good luck.
- Thanks, you too.
- You wanna read it? - Sure.
How often do we have sex?
How often should we have sex?
- The right amount.
- Realistically it's more once or twice a week.
- Yeah.
- Gay sex you just have to take a shower afterwards.
- Oh my god, don't say that.
- We decided to wait until we're married.
- Yeah we took a break from having sex.
(deep exhale)
- What is your favorite sex position,
and what is your least favorite?
- My most favorite is the new one,
the like scissors.
- Favorite sex position is when I finally get to be a bottom
and my least favorite sex position is when I have to sit
on your face constantly.
(laughs)
- I enjoy sitting on your face.
That's pretty nice.
- Do you ever fake an orgasm?
You look like a deer in the headlights.
- Have you ever faked an orgasm?
- I did in the beginning of our relationship.
I know.
- When is the last time you masturbated?
- This morning.
- This morning?
- Yeah.
- I was in the room right next door?
- You were asleep.
- Um when was the last time... - Yesterday.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Where was...when?
- There's a magic hour.
- If you had one hall pass, who would you sleep with?
- Alicia Keys.
She can get it anytime. - Yeah that's pretty good.
- I would probably want to play with like Jennifer Aniston.
- I was not expecting that one.
Wait are you gay?
- Yes.
- Okay. - Oh you know I'm gay.
- I don't know.
- John Mayer. - Emma Watson.
- Emma Watson?
- Yeah.
Who doesn't have a Harry Potter fantasy?
Come on.
- How many sexual partners have you had?
(chuckles)
- It's just quicker for me to take a shot, so
I could count, 'kay?
- Oh no, we'd be here all night just like your stories.
- How many sexual partners have you had sex with?
- Six.
- Six?
I'm not gonna say it.
Nope, I'm gonna say it.
Six dicks.
- Uh on the count of three, say the number of children
we'd ideally have.
- [Both] One, two, three.
- One. - Three.
- Oh.
Why?
- Having children can be weird.
- One, two, three,
Five. - One puppy.
- Into this - I am still a child.
- Yeah. - I can't have children.
- We barely get by with bills. - Are you kidding me?
- On the count of three, say the number
of children we'd ideally have.
- Two.
- On the count of three.
- Nope.
There's no other answer.
- Oh, are you nervous about getting married?
- Yes.
Just sharing your life 100 percent with one person.
- Yeah our weddings gonna be weird.
- So it's gonna be a whole bunch of Spanish speaking
Dominicans and a whole bunch of
- White people.
- Do I have any friends or family members that
you don't want at the wedding?
- I personally don't want either of her parents there.
I have a massive lack of respect for both of them so,
- They don't know that we live together,
and they don't like our moral values, and so
they would hate him for no reason and that bothers me.
- Um, I dare you to call one of your exs
and invite them to the wedding.
Please drink.
- I have one but I don't think
she's gonna answer my phone call.
- Who is it?
- Veronica.
Kay I'll leave a voicemail.
Just calling to see if you're gonna be coming to our wedding
It's September 2nd.
That's gonna be really awkward text.
- What is the one thing you'd want to change about me?
(nervous laughter)
- I'm gonna take a shot on this one.
- Okay.
- Nothing, nothing at all.
What about you?
- You're always right,
and it's not just like a
I'm always, like I'm always right,
I'm always right,
but then you're like grab a knife,
I'm always fucking right.
- I would change how big of a dick you are.
- I think you need to drink more.
I've drunk plenty.
(laughs)
- I feel fine.
- You feel fine?
- About 40 to 50 percent of married couples
in the United States divorce, do you think we'll last?
- Gay marriage is something that we've fought for.
We have it now, and we should be grateful and take it,
not take it for granted.
- I think I'll give it a year and
- See how it goes? - and see how it goes.
- You wanna see how it goes? - Yeah, that's, yeah.
- Yeah we're gonna go the distance, and we work
really well together so I'm not worried about it.
- I love you.
- I love you so much.
- Aww.
- I love you.
(laughs)
- What?
Okay.
- Do we have to?
- I love you.
- I know, I know.
That's why we're still getting married,
and I'm putting up with it.
- I go 90, you go 10.
- I did.
- You did a solid negative five.
- Alright, therapy's our next video.