I felt attacked.
No, that was outrageous.
That was a lot.
That was I mean that was like Tinder in 1943.
Tinder Tips: from the internet
Hi guys, I'm Antoni.
I'm Jonathan.
Today we're gonna look at Tinder tips from the internet
And we're just gonna like break them down and we're gonna dissect them
and we're gonna put them together again,
and we're gonna tell you every little thing that we think about him, honey
Tinder Tip: No selfies
So another thing that like grinds my gears about ladies and their dating profiles,
is the fact that you take pictures with tall hunky men.
If girls have other guys in the photos, it doesn't really bother me, unless they're making out.
He's secure. He's so hot. I love him.
Hey, that guy, love you.
My number is 2-1-3, 5-0----------------3...
Because I do think that like a big reason for why people would not swipe right on you
is because your picture is either like don't all give like a congruent vibe.
Like he doesn't seem like the same person in every picture.
So you do need to add pictures that are telling the same story and that give you like variety and shades.
If a girl has more than two selfies I'm done.
I'm just kind of getting this vibe that you take a lot of pictures of yourself.
Like she's playing the angles.
You can't really tell like what all is she working with?
I don't like selfies. I never have.
Yeah, you don't have anything that's like too many selfies
and I think having you know a good variety of pictures that shows that it's you as important
Show that you have friends who take photos of you.
You know, what's a 'no'? This pose.
If you have a picture and you're doing the sorority arm, you are an automatic out for me.
Well, I think anyone who comes for this pose is rude and is rude
So that's just that.
Look at Jonathan's Instagram. You'll understand why so offended by that.
Tinder Tip: Use a simple bio
So if you do what most guys do, they try and be really funny or clever or they try and tell way too much information about themselves.
You just have a much bigger chance of turning the girl off.
So instead I recommend you use something that's short, simple, tells a little bit about what you're passionate about but still leaves room for curiosity.
Generality is the enemy of art. Be specific.
This isn't like a Britannica, like a whole collection of everything.
Keep a nice short and sweet a couple of specifics just to like pique my curiosity.
So for example for the longest time, my bio was just fitness, travel, and other adventures.
Again it sort of piques their interest, but it doesn't say too much
But if you do it really short and pretentious it just reeks of 'basic-ness'.
Just be a gorgeous version of yourself.
People want to know the gorgeous version of yourself.
So, however, you can bring your own gorgeousness to that profile do that.
But don't do this.
I don't like being preached to.
Just be an honest version of yourself.
I know we've said it a lot but that's what it boils down to
If you're like a nerdy person, be the nerdy person.
Cuz they're gonna figure it out on the first date anyway
Like don't do that generic thing that people do to try to get generic conversations.
Unless you are generic.
Like are you generic?
Fake smells bad.
Tinder Tip: Look good for your pics
Do some make up but don't go over the top.
Touch up your roots.
Blow-dry your hair. Instead of ironing them polka straight
If a man ever had the nerve to turn me down based off of the volume or lack thereof in my hair...
I wish he would.
Get some Spanx or shapewear that makes you look more shapely in pictures.
Wear some heels.
Because even if it's a portrait where you're just seeing this much,
when you wear heels your weight goes on your toes and it kind of elongates your whole body
Even for a close-up
Look straight into the camera.
When somebody is looking at your picture it gives a feeling that you're looking straight into someone's eyes.
The last one was right.
Everything else about before that... if you want a miserable relationship listen to what she said.
I felt attacked.
No, that was outrageous.
That was a lot.
That was I mean that was like Tinder in 1943.
Make sure your slippers are by the front door for him.
Make sure you don't talk too much.
Don't ask a question.
Make sure that you are shapely? What if you're shaped like a rectangle? Embrace the rectangle.
She did hit the nail on the head with the photos.
But up until then it was all wrong.
Tinder Tip: Be Provocative
Two words and a devil emoji face.
Another mistake.
And look at the response...
Another mistake?
Why mistake? A mistake? Honest mistake?
Oh-ho. Why are you having mistakes another mistake?
Another mistake?
Oh, man, I tell you it's awesome.
Generalizing, but I think a lot of people like a rebel.
I like it.
Well, he's so attractive that obviously...
It depends again, what it's for.
But even if the person was not very attractive it'd kind of be like...
What are you about?
Like going boating with a tree... emoji?
Another mistake. He's like "I'm another mistake".
Oh!
You just said that thing that I do when I don't get something until a lot later on.
But now you understood.
Yeah oh like he's another mistake.
I'm another mistake. Come at me.
I like it. It's ballsy.
I think he's very attractive.
Tinder Tip: Ask a question in your profile
Ask a question in a profile.
And you have more people responding to you.
Because they see that question mark and they're given an instruction
Anything that can mirror your profile to someone else's.
So the thing is...
Put a question mark so that it invites people to want to answer it.
Touché.
I don't think it's a terrible idea. It could work.
But make it a good question
I just think you want to avoid those like "My salad is hilarious vibed questions"
You know like the Hobby Lobby of Tinder writings.
There can be something like really intriguing with that.
I like that because it makes them part of the conversation before the conversation is even started.
Tinder Tip: Use professional, well-lit photos
A perfect Tinder profile has three elements.
Of course, it's okay to break these rules but after helping thousands of guys,
we found that these three are the best points to go by when you are just starting out.
1.) It should be a clear head shot
2.) It should be taken outdoors with natural lighting
3.) It should be taken with a good quality camera
Yes
Natural lighting.
It's nice to have artistically directed,
but Tinder is supposed to be an honest representation of who you are as a person,
not an edited... other social media platform type...
No one needs to think that Annie Leibovitz took your pictures honey!
It's okay.
But if you can get Annie Leibovitz. She takes some fantastic photos.
I mean no one needs to go through the pages of Vanity Fair when they're going through your Tinder.
They just want to know you and your vibe, you know.
Just be real.
With good lighting!
Tinder Tip: The Name Method
Remember being unique is important.
So here's what you should do to avoid being like most of these guys.
This is the Name Method. Simply write her name with an exclamation mark.
Our friend Sean came up with this one.
It's super effective.
Especially if she doesn't have a detailed bio or a ton of photos to comment on.
I kind of like that
I'd be like, whoa. What's up?
Love it.
Also I loved him.
I really liked him
Yeah, I take his advice. I buy what he's selling.
I really like that tip, Antoni.
Yeah
It's very good
Alright, so we've watched all of your tips, your tricks.
We gave you some pretty solid advice if I do say so myself.
And it is just a gorgeous world for you guys.
So just make like Dory, keep on swimming.
Get those profiles feeling great and have a really gorgeous day.