oh no, you had it, but you lost it at the end
now you're on the Chit Show, oh you're gonna come out tomorrow
oh no
what is this?
what is this? Welcome to the Chit Show, guys
20 bucks is he, oh, they're using him as a ramp, they're going to walk all over him
guys, the US military, bro, bro
welcome to the Chit Show!
wow, that was amazing guys, they were gonna use him as a ramp
to save everybody
wow, guys, Alfred Montaner here
welcome to Black Point Marina, my name is
the Chit Show, Chit Show King, Haulover king, everything king, guys
did you just see that? Oh my goodness
what is this, gentleman, what is this? What is this, my friends?
you're on the Chit Show now
you're on the Chit Show now!
are you about to crash?
right now?
all right guys, we're gonna do this, first time
first time, all right guys
first time in the Donzi
he's gonna go
he's coming in, he feels comfortable, guys
the ass didn't clench up, his friend just gets up nonchalantly
he goes, he's holding on to things, the ropes
are on the side, on the port side of the boat
does his friend come through yes or no?
the wife seems like she's confident that she married the right man, but
does he whiskey throttle at the very end, uh oh, the friend is going to go for an Olympian jump
he might not make it, my friends, we're going to get shot killed right now by a c pro that
just fudged up the shot, but doesn't matter, guys, we're here we're still waiting for it, oh no
Alfred's going to say wait for it, and
wow, that
is not how you do an intro guys, but you know what, because he did such a good job
and I was talking a lot of chit, we're gonna start the video like that anyways, Alfred Montaner making a scene at
Black Point Marina, Chit Show begins right now
Alfred- is that what they call me? Man- I'm sorry?
Alfred- is that what they call me? Man- They're calling you around here, man
Alfred- I thought they called me Mr. Chit Show
Alfred- you guys went fishing?
Man- yeah, bro, but it was really bad, the stream was crossed
Alfred- really, nothing?
Alfred- well, that's odd, because the guy who just came in right now, came loaded with macro, mahi, stone crab, lobster
tuna, everything!
Man- in the water, I was doing the wrong thing, then
Alfred- bro, the other guy's torn up, they were giving away fish here, bro
I love doing that, I love it
we will see that though, we will see that, somebody says, hey guys
it was a horrible day, and then somebody else comes and says "best day ever"
that's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes, guys, fishing is like that
it was polite
Mr. Montaner
I felt like I was getting in trouble, what did I do now?
we have a service now, we're offering a service, that if you mess up
Man- all these stocks are destroyed, any way you go, you mess up at the ramps
Alfred- but listen, we got a service now on the Chit Show, if you mess up and crash
for $29.95 we'll remove the video
Man- you know why those things happen? ... on the video...
Alfred- what? Man- all these fly by wires
Alfred- the fly by wire? Man- yeah, they don't practice, they don't know how to drive
Man- they're gonna get into a
Alfred- me personally I like old school bro, I'm old school, I don't want that
Alfred- fly by wire, any fly by wire
then you're gonna be on a mission, oh, I gotta
reprogram, I gotta start again, I got to turn it off
do the whole ignition, and uh, I'm done, bro
one more thing to break
I'm old school like that guys, old school
we might give this guy a discount $19.95 because he was polite
all right, so let me kind of explain because maybe some people don't know what the fly-by-wire means
okay, essentially the
throttle, the way that it's
how can I explain this to somebody doesn't know about boats, okay so when you put it into gear it's doing it
via the computer right, it's electronically doing it as opposed to
like
a manual link right, that
oh look, look at this, look at him, look at him, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
look at him, look at him, look at the size of that
snook, where are you baby fish killer, oh, he's gonna get ripped
oh, did you see the mullet, oh, look look the mullet are coming right here, guys
oh my goodness, oh, that snook is gonna go to town on them, oh please, go
go, go to town, go to town
hold on, hold on guys, we got a lot going on here
we got so much going on over here
so much going on, but I think
what I really want to see is
that snook just going to town
on a
oh oh
oh no
we were doing so good and they put some music bro, why bro, why, we were doing so good
look at the size, look at the size of the snook, guys, look at the size, look at the size of that snook
look at the size of that snook, bro
wow
that's a badass snook
look, and he just passed, look, look, look, look, look he just passed all these mullet
it sucked
well, to be real, another person said it sucked, too
Man- it's chilly though Alfred- yeah, once you guys were running it got cold
Man- we were about 10 miles off shore Alfred- they said it was pretty muddy out there too, like it was
yeah
hey, there's snook all around here, if you guys got some snook
some snook lures
Man- yeah... This time here right there
bro, they're everywhere
depends on who's asking
Man- I'm the star of one of your videos
Alfred- yeah you were a star?
Alfred- were you a good star or a bad star?
Man- a great star
Alfred- oh yeah? Yeah, that's me, bro
we're filming the Chit Show, wow, this guy's coming in hot
what happened that I got some footage of you, what did you do?
Man- oh, we were over there in the dock, and
Man- the freaking croc was also there
Alfred- oh, Fred the croc? Man- Fred
Alfred- he was right behind you? Look right here, look at the the mullet
Alfred- the mullet are getting ripped by the snook
Man- oh chit. Alfred- you see the mullet right there? Man- yeah
Man- everything is a mullet
Alfred- except for me
no I'm telling you, there's logs, oh my god, what is this, a pit?
Man- yeah, he was over there
Alfred- oh you guys, you guys, yes
Man- Fred was right there. Alfred- Yes! Man- and trying to get close up
Alfred- can I put you on camera? Man- sure
Alfred- hey come here guys, you guys remember this? All right
Alfred- you're probably not going to remember him so much as the dog, right?
Alfred- so the dog
Alfred- what's his name? I call all the dogs... Man- Eli
Alfred- Eli, Eli saw Fred
and he freaked out, he was like, he was like
Alfred- yo, what is this, and you see him in the video, like, what the hell is this?
Man- I've never seen one of those
Alfred- well, some dogs... Man- that is mad
Alfred- yo, listen, that's a big boy
Alfred- is that a pit, is that a pit?
Alfred- he's a pit, right? Man- yeah
Alfred- he's a big boy pit, he saw Fred and Fred was like
Alfred- hell no, I'm not... Man- and I seen my shorts, and I had my house shoes on that, and I didn't plan to get out of the truck
Man- but we seen Fred over here Alfred- he was eating right in that corner
Man- look honey, so we were walking
Man- and she was out there filming with her little phone
Alfred- and it was, I think it was high tide that day too, it was like Man- I don't even remember
Alfred- I do, I think it was high tide, and
but you know
Man- and you were like, watch out, watch out!
Alfred- I'm going to, listen Man- Fred was busy with filets
Man- you know what I mean? Alfred- yeah, but you know, maybe one day he doesn't want to be a pescetarian, he wants it
Alfred- he wants to, he wants a little
Man- to his roots. Alfred- he want's to go back to his roots
Alfred- that is so funny guys, hey
that is so cool
look at this
wow, this is different
oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
wait for it, my friends, oh boy, he's going a little hot
don't lose it, don't lose it, boom, man, we lost it, my friends
we lost the back, but, it's all right
it's all right
it's all right, all right, all right, it's like Matthew McConaughey says
what's up, what are you guys gonna think
I think he's gonna run for governor over there in Texas
all right, all right, all right
came in a little hot, guys, don't come in faster than what you want to hit the dock
it says Daniel from tuppence marine, that's it, he's the one who invented the term, it wasn't even me
oh yeah, oh boy, I think we got a whiskey throttler over here
oh yes, it looks like a whiskey throttler, wait for it
Alfred- oh oh! Woman- you're living it up!
Alfred- what do you mean I'm living it up? I'm here working!
Woman- you're living it up!
Alfred- I'm working! What do you mean living it up?
she says I'm having too much fun
Alfred- gozando means I'm living it up
for Pete’s sake, let's go!
all right, guys
wait
wait, wait, wait, wait the hero's over here, the hero's over here
but, for Pete’s sake
has been on camera for a couple times
hold on, hold on, we're not gonna
we're not gonna give for Pete’s sake a hard time, because
they've already been
we're gonna watch the whiskey throttle
on the bullocks
wait a second, I might be lying
I might be lying, come on, for Pete’s sake, what are you doing?
oh man, now they're living it up, for real
Woman- Instagram?
Alfred- you want to add your Instagram? Woman... Alfred- go ahead
what is it?
Woman- Jessica
_ratvyt
Alfred- I'll put it in the bathroom over here also!
Man- it's nice decision! Woman- okay, cool!
everybody
she's like
like she goes, the guy goes
that guy doesn't play, bro
and she says, fudge it
so okay, so let me see if I can get the shadow
you see the shadow, let me see
there she is, come on, come on, come on, come up
come up
let's see, damn, that's a small one, is that the... no, no, it's not the
the baby, but it's not the big one, definitely not the big one
there she is
okay so, that's not Wilma
Wilma's over here, look, oh man, we almost just got warm over here
wait, wait, wait, wait Wilma just bobbed their head right now
so guys, that's why we always say, what do we always say?
take it slow when you're coming out of here
because the manatee
is
they're slow
look, see how he's telling them be careful
the lady is like, hey, be careful
well, those people are gonna
oh look who it is, it's the world's most famous
TowBoat captain in the world
the world famous captain Lance!
Captain!
any victims!?
Captain Lance- ... Alfred- whoa
Alfred- we'll be here, oh my goodness guys, get off our lawn
get off our lawn
get off of my lawn!
this girl, my lawn moment was brought to you by
hey, what's up, Carl Gables, what's Carl Gables doing over here?
you guys are covering?
where's the fishing rod?
Carl Gables, when do we see Carl Gables police over here in the Black Point?
they spot me everywhere, guys
The Chit Show!
there's a thing guys, it's crazy, it's a thing
my American friends! Hey
you guys were getting intruded on
Carl Gables bro came in through here
it's a rivalry Carl Gables went in here
I don't know bro, they had fishing rods and everything, they were trolling
why would I lie?
hey, where do you guys keep your rod?
one day I'm gonna check the console!
I always, I have some friends guys that are marine patrol
and I tell them, bro, don't you ever get the urge of just going fishing out there, just get lost out there
and fish?
and they're like bro, if it were only that easy
oh man I give these guys a hard time, but yeah look, Carl Gables was here a little while ago
which they weren't here normally, but they actually
patrol Mathewson Hammocks, which is very close
on the waters, it's fairly close to black point, it's not super close, but
it's the closest one to Black Point other than coconut grove ramp
which would be dinner key
man these guys, they're cool sports about it, man, and you know, I can
you know, the fact that I mess around with them and they actually acknowledge that I'm
talking to them, but that's kind of cool, you know
here's the thing, some departments are very strict, and they're like, hey listen, you know, don't engage with people and I think
doing that and engaging with people and the community
it's obviously much better for them, right
hey, that was me, I'm calling in the new request, that was me!
you guys got to go back over there!
Man- be careful
Alfred- oh really bro, damn, come on man
Carl Gables is like that too!?
come here, Eli, look over here Eli
there you go, I knew that'll work
what's up, buddy
he's like, what the hell is going on here
Eli, it's croc music, baby
so, all right guys, well listen up, that's I guess a story time over here
Allfred- what was your name again? Man- Brian. Alfred- Brian
Brian over here with his Pitbull
and Eli, Eli one day
Eli, don't be breakfast for Fred, bro, please
he's a good looking dog, man